PEENOISE HAND SIMULATOR: SURVIVAL #1 - Bardagulan sa Tabing-Dagat!
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Sinking, sinking, okay?
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Sabay-sabay magsabi ng 1, 2, 3.
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Okay na lahat. Gameboy ang ito.
00:48.1
Matap. Is this Russ?
00:50.1
Ano yan si Mr. Clean?
00:51.9
How do we survive, man?
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Gago, merating health, merating hunger.
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We gotta use our hands. Come here, man.
00:56.6
Wait lang, Niel. I need to vibe check you, bro.
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I need to check your pulse, okay?
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You're not checking his pulse, man. You're sucking his...
01:05.6
I need to check his pulse.
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I'm checking his pulse, bro.
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I'm listening to your heartbeat, bro.
01:13.6
What the f**k? That's a new heartbeat, bro.
01:16.1
Damn, damn, damn.
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Damn, your heartbeat is getting faster, man.
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Are you getting excited?
01:34.6
Your feet looks funny, bro.
01:38.6
Reject monkey, turn to froggy, bro.
01:43.6
Guys, don't play ball.
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Reject monkey. Reject humanity.
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I don't even know how to f**king...
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How do you even have access to your inventory?
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Control yourself.
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Control yourself. You don't even have an inventory.
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Press C for control.
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Why are you running?
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We have a coconut, bro.
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Chris is standing.
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We're rolling so fast.
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Legit, I don't know how to control this s**t.
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You see this rock?
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I will f**king...
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What's happening here, man?
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I will change your hand.
02:33.6
How do I stand up?
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How do I stand up?
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Can you see this, guys?
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Can you see this?
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I think I changed your hand.
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I think I changed your hand.
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Did you get damaged?
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No, you're getting damaged.
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I'm dying, Chris.
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He bashed me with a coconut.
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Don't do it, Chris.
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We're here to survive, not die.
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This is surviving.
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Chris, don't do it, Chris.
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I have the wet ground now.
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You dropped your coconut.
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F**k, I'm drowning!
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You can't get your coconut.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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Mine, mine, mine, mine.
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
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Mine, mine, mine, mine.
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F**k, I'm going to throw up.
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I'm going to throw up.
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I'm going to throw up.
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It's like you're looking for the dark side.
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I'm going to throw up, Chris.
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I'm going to throw up, Chris.
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F**k, I'm going to throw up.
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Ouch, I'm going to die.
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F**k, I was killed by Nin.
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I'm going to stop recording.
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I'm going to throw up, jesa.
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We need a battery.
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Let's buy a battery.
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F**k, I can't do it.
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I can't raise my hand.
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I can't raise my hand.
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F**k, I can't do it.
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F**k, I can't hit you.
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You're an animal.
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How do you bash someone?
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I'm going to kill all of my friends.
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You're an animal.
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What am I hearing?
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Don't close your eyes.
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Don't close your eyes.
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What am I hearing, bro?
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You're an animal.
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I'm going to die.
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I'm going to die.
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You're both dead.
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Let's practice first.
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A few minutes later.
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Our mission is to make a...
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Can you actually make a fire?
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Brave Wilderness.
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You're popping, man.
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I can't touch you.
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Look at me, Niel.
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Chris, I'm touching your...
06:53.6
Try Niel. Look at this.
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Try Niel. Look at this.
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You're fingering, bro.
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I'm not fingering.
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I'm going to shoot you.
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I'm going to shoot you.
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I'm going to explore this.
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Explore the world of FIFA.
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Let's explore this sh**.
07:24.6
It looks like Jied is getting f**ked.
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It looks like Jied is getting f**ked.
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It looks like Jied is getting f**ked.
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You're getting f**ked.
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You're getting f**ked.
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You told me you're getting f**ked.
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You told me you're getting f**ked.
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I heard someone here, bro.
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I heard someone here, bro.
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F**k, there's a flag.
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Let's find the flag.
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Okay, I'll make fire.
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Do you know how to make fire?
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Do you know how to make fire?
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I've watched so many videos.
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What are we watching?
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What's the name of it?
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Yeah, Primitive Tech.
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There's a coconut.
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We have to evolve.
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We have to evolve.
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There's a coconut.
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You didn't get it.
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You didn't get it.
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How did you get it?
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I finally found a stick.
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What do we do with a stick?
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Let's grab the stick.
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Let's go to the sea.
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Let's go to the shoreline.
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It's spinning, man.
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It's like it's parking.
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I'm gonna get more.
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I think it's wrong.
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Let's tilt it a bit.
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I'm about to make a fire.
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This ain't working, bro.
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I'm gonna add more.
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Maybe I need two hands.
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It's like I'm judging.
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What is this s**t?
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Just stay away from those tigers, man.
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My f**king wrist.
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Hold your right click.
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How do you bend it?
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Then move the mouse.
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Yeah, but I can't do the thing where you put the f**k.
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You know, maybe we need rocks.
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Yeah, we need rocks.
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Maybe we need to bash the rocks.
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Do you have rocks?
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Ken, I know you like rocks.
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F**k, I can't get it.
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Maybe we need rocks.
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What do you do with the rocks?
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We only need sticks.
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You rub them together.
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Then you put it near the fire.
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I need two rocks.
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That's how you do it, man.
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Wait, I have one rock.
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You need five sticks.
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You need five sticks.
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One, two, three, four.
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Put it down, Niel.
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I will use the rock.
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This video is all about making fire.
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we will make fire.
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I will make the discovery.
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Yeah, I'm seeing.
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For the discovery of science.
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Come witness the greatness of science.
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It's night already.
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I just need more witnesses.
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That's not a stick anymore.
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I'm just trying to help, man.
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You're trying to wreck things, man.
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We can use that for other things.
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Fix the sticks again.
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Is this a different tribe?
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Use your hand, f**k.
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Are you guys ready?
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It's time to burn the witch.
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Where are you guys?
12:56.6
Where are you guys?
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Now we have to fish.
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Where are you guys?
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We're on the beach.
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We're on the beach.
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We're on the beach.
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We're on the beach.
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I will now touch fire.
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How do we put this here?
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Be careful, boys.
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Let's put it there.
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Let's put it there.
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So that we have a table.
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So that we have a table.
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I'm going to go around the island.
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Where are you guys?
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I need to f**king break a coconut or something.
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I need to f**king break a coconut or something.
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It's not harmless.
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This is not how it works in the Philippines.
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Bro, it's a water snake.
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Bro, it's a water snake.
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We need a spearman.
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I can't handle this guy.
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You're an idiot, Vanilla.
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You're an idiot, Vanilla.
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Did you follow me?
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Did you follow me?
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Yeah, I'm just behind you.
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Yeah, I'm just behind you.
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Grab the coconut.
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Grab the coconut.
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I'm going to get this bone, bro.
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I'm going to get this bone, bro.
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Watch me break this f**king nut.
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Watch me break this f**king nut.
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Watch me break this f**king nut.
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I'm going to bust this nut, bro.
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I'm going to bust this nut.
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I'm going to bust this nut.
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I don't have food.
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He died of hunger.
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He died of cringe.
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He died of cringe, bro.
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Bro, do you see this, bro?
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I f**king see you.
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What do you mean you're saved?
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Can you revive me?
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F**k you, f**ker.
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Don't hit me, please.
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Burn Ken's body, f**ker.
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Burn Ken's body, f**ker.
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It's going to park, bro.
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Nil's going to swim.
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What the f**k are you doing, manila?
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Bro, he could walk on water, bro.
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Are you trying to burn me alive, manila?
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Yes, I'm trying to burn you alive, bro.
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I can see your balls, man.
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I can see your balls.
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I think they both didn't see us.
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I think we need...
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I think we need a larger fire or something.
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Can we try to survive now?
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I think we need a larger fire.
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This fire that you made?
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It's bulls**t, dude.
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Burn yourself first, Stikine.
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I want to see if the boat is burning.
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This fire is bulls**t, dude.
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Can you stop wagging me with a stick, you f**king a**hole?
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We're dying of temperature.
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Oh, my f**king God.
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We're dying of temperature.
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We need more fire.
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There are no reason.
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Looks like we're having meat.
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I'm not going down without a fight.
16:48.6
My stick is not doing damage anymore.
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I think my object's dead.
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Okay, I'll use my other hand.
17:01.6
You ran into that.
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I got killed by a snake.
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A scorpion killed me.
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Bro, I got killed by a scorpion.
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That scorpion f**ked my a**, bro.
