00:31.4
Stock muna ba ulit?
00:33.2
Hindi, d'yan na ata sila eh.
00:34.6
Ako lang ba mag-isa dito?
00:35.6
O di, five alive?
00:36.8
Hindi, dito tayo.
00:38.2
Hindi na ako nag-stop recording.
00:52.6
Nakakain na ako, boy.
00:55.8
You want me to feed you, Chris?
00:57.6
What do you mean you want me to feed you, Chris?
01:00.8
I'm a strong, independent man who need no other man.
01:06.0
If you want me to make fire,
01:07.8
gather the sticks.
01:09.2
I'm gonna make spear.
01:11.0
I'm making you logs, dude.
01:12.6
I'm making you logs.
01:14.2
Can logs turn into spears?
01:17.0
Why do you need a spear for?
01:18.6
So that I can hunt for fish.
01:20.8
I need you to make fire, dude.
01:22.8
May mag-fire muna.
01:24.6
Guha kayo fire kasi gagabi na.
01:26.4
We're gonna die from the cold.
01:29.2
Tanghali pa lang, okay?
01:30.6
Tanghali pa palawit.
01:31.6
Kailangan natin maggano man ng halian.
01:37.8
Someone took my rock?
01:40.4
Someone took my rock, bro.
01:42.4
Let me find a rock.
01:44.6
Saan ako kukuha ng pang-spear ko?
01:47.4
Oh, I'm getting snake attack, bro.
00:00.0
01:50.000 --> 01:50.800
01:50.8
Put the spear, bro.
01:58.4
You're gonna kill me, bro.
02:00.8
Kinagat na ako sa titi mo.
02:04.6
Kanina ko pa sinisip sa vlog mo, Ken.
02:06.6
Don't worry, man.
02:11.4
My own body, my own rules, okay?
02:14.4
Then teach me how to do that, bro.
02:17.4
Imagine you can stuck your own.
02:20.4
You're gonna teach me how to do that, huh?
02:22.0
Three rips to order to do that, huh?
02:29.4
Nakakuha na ka ng bambu.
02:35.8
Natapon ko yung bambu ko!
02:49.8
Where'd my bambu go?
02:52.8
My bambu flew away.
02:56.2
Trying to survive, Chris.
02:58.2
Where the fuck are we surviving?
03:00.2
You didn't even leave me coconuts here, boy.
03:02.2
Don't worry, man.
03:03.2
You'll be fine, okay?
03:05.2
You're a strong, independent man.
03:07.2
Who needs no other, man.
03:13.2
We need to make fire.
03:15.2
Where's the bambu, man?
03:21.2
Putangin na mo, Hayup.
03:27.2
Lobos na yung stack ko!
03:30.2
Hindi, yung ganun bato, gagaw!
03:31.2
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
03:32.2
Wala akong makita yung bato dyan.
03:38.2
Okay, I'm ready to fish.
03:40.2
Where do we get water?
03:42.2
Parang coconut, man.
03:44.2
Coconut water is the new meta now.
03:47.2
It's gonna give us diarrhea.
03:52.2
You do what you have to do.
03:56.2
Niwan niyo ako dito.
03:58.2
Trying to survive.
04:00.2
Wait, wait, wait.
04:01.2
Kumakain ng coconut, okay?
04:03.2
Puta, I can't pick up my shit.
04:09.2
Why tapat na lang yung alive?
04:11.2
Nasaan na si Nel?
04:12.2
Puta, sino namatay?
04:13.2
I died on spiders, man.
04:15.2
Skill issue, bro.
04:20.2
Skill issue, bro.
04:21.2
Akala ko nag-joke ka lang eh.
04:23.2
Skill issue, bro.
04:24.2
Skill issue, man.
04:25.2
Skill issue, bro.
04:26.2
I'm dead on the cliff, man.
04:30.2
Gagal siya, brah.
04:31.2
Ikaw lang naman, Tomas.
04:33.2
Kasi sinabi ni Chris kanina.
04:35.2
Sisip-sipin yung piglog ko.
04:36.2
So, right on board.
04:40.2
Bro, dito na lang.
04:41.2
Magiging palaka na lang.
04:46.2
I've seen the piglog, man.
04:50.2
Wala pang masisip-sip, Chris.
04:54.2
Bro, puro piglog.
04:55.2
Pag-nayo na natin.
05:00.2
Gusto mo masisip-sipin ko yung piglog mo?
05:02.2
What the f**k, man?
05:04.2
Parang isang sisip-sipan niyo yung piglog.
05:08.2
Paki-spero, diba?
05:15.2
Ginatay ko ng ahas.
05:19.2
What is this skill issue?
05:20.2
Can we guys f**king not die?
05:23.2
Ito mayayari sa atin.
05:26.2
I'm gonna try and catch fish, guys.
05:28.2
Go, go, do scum sting, bro.
05:32.2
How do you make fire, GL?
05:34.2
You need five sticks and two rocks, guys.
05:38.2
When you die, there's just nothing, you know?
05:41.2
That's what happens when you die, man.
05:55.2
So, there are bees and the Jaegers.
05:58.2
Ay, gago. Nakita ko na si ano.
06:00.2
Nakita ko na si Vanilla.
06:03.2
Go get my body, bro.
06:05.2
The coconut nut is a giant nut.
06:07.2
If you eat too much,
06:16.2
Can we please be mindful with our surroundings?
06:19.2
Parang di kayo nanonood ng Brave Wilderness, ha?
06:24.2
Oh, no f**king wonder.
06:27.2
Alright, speedrun. Let's go.
06:28.2
Okay, ako sa spear.
06:29.2
And I was a fishing.
06:31.2
Ayan, that's all.
06:32.2
That's all I'm doing.
06:34.2
Pilin ko lahat na makuha ng coconut.
06:35.2
Bigyan nyo na sa akin.
06:36.2
Okay, gather all the coconuts and then give it to me.
06:41.2
Eh, that's Vanilla!
06:43.2
May tagawasak ng bungo.
06:51.2
Pilin ko doon tayo sa kabilang shore.
06:54.2
Go, go. Speedrun, speedrun, gago.
06:56.2
Nakisimula na yung time, gago.
06:57.2
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
07:01.7
Ay, nadiray, guys.
07:02.2
Oh, my f**king God.
07:04.2
I got bitten by a scorpion. Why?
07:07.2
Please be mindful with our surroundings.
07:09.2
Parang di kayo nanonood ng Brave Wilderness, ha?
07:12.2
Gago, skill issue.
07:13.2
What happened to you? My skill issue.
07:15.2
Speedrun ng buhay, po.
07:19.2
What happened to pay attention to your surroundings, man?
07:21.2
There was nothing there.
07:23.2
I was basically just running around.
07:29.2
Can I have your rock, please?
07:32.2
Get away from me.
07:34.2
Get away from me.
07:36.2
How dare you snatch my nut?
07:40.2
What is that, bro?
07:41.2
F**king I am gonna cane enable you with this coconut, bro.
07:46.2
Gago, doon na tayo sa dulo yung magano ng kahoy.
07:51.2
Kasi diba doon dumadaan yung boat?
07:54.2
Taro, taro, taro.
07:55.2
Ayan, isa na ako sa kabilang nayo, no?
07:58.2
Oh, there's a lot of choconuts here.
08:01.2
I'm gonna bash a coconut with a coconut.
08:04.2
Let's f**k around and find out.
08:08.2
P**na, parang lato lang itong ginagawa ko.
08:15.2
Umalis muna kayo dito.
08:23.2
Get out of my room.
08:24.2
Playing Hand Simulator.
08:28.2
Best game in the world.
08:30.2
Did you just bash me?
08:31.2
Gago, mamatay na.
08:35.2
Ina, bigay mo sa akin yung buto mo.
08:40.2
Mabuto daw siya, malaki.
08:42.2
Ina, puro ka lang balat hayo.
08:50.2
What the f**k, I died.
08:52.2
What the f**k are you doing?
08:55.2
I'm eating the f**king s**t.
08:57.2
There's a snake behind me.
08:59.2
I don't notice, man.
09:00.2
P**na yung skill issue, bro.
09:04.2
Ano kasi nandiyan?
09:05.2
What's that soundtrack?
09:07.2
Oh, my f**king God.
09:09.2
Ano kasi nandiyan?
09:10.2
Ay, nandito tayo.
09:11.2
Dapat na sa open nga para alam mo.
09:13.2
Ay, kung may gagawin kayo,
09:16.2
na alam nyo yung surroundings, yo.
09:18.2
Okay, okay, sure.
09:22.2
How did you f**king...
09:23.2
Oh, may scorpion sa harap ni Banila.
09:25.2
Ano gagawin mo dyan?
09:31.2
Let's try to kill it, bro.
09:33.2
Let's try to kill the scorpion, bro.
09:39.2
Damage to the demon!
09:40.2
Damage to the demon!
09:46.2
May experience ako dito.
09:52.2
Ano mo, harap mo sa bibig mo.
09:55.2
Ano mo kung gagana?
09:58.2
Lapit mo sa bibig mo.
10:00.2
Scroll, scroll, scroll.
10:05.2
Kailangan natin lutuin, eh.
10:07.2
Would've been the best thing ever, bro.
10:08.2
Would've been the best thing ever.
10:11.2
Matay si Ken, eh.
10:14.2
Pag may namatay, wala na.
10:16.2
Pag may namatay, wala nang...
10:21.2
Ang unang mamatawan.
10:24.2
What the f**k happened?
