00:12.4
Bilis, bilis, bilis!
00:14.0
Nothing to f**king cook!
00:15.5
Ako na tagahugas, p**a, naistress ako sa inyo eh.
00:19.8
Pino! Pipino! Pipino!
00:21.6
Pino! Pipino! Pipino!
00:22.9
P**a, na-stop blocking me!
00:24.8
Ano yun yung pipino ko?!
00:27.8
Wait, tama na ba to?
00:28.7
P**a, may aboy dito.
00:32.8
Ako na maghugas, sige.
00:33.7
P**a ka naman, may cabbage sa aking ano eh.
00:47.1
What the f**k is going on?
00:48.7
Ano yung mga ano?
00:49.6
Tangkinan yung...
00:51.1
May binabagyo tayo!
00:54.3
I can't get the plate, bro!
00:59.4
Natapon pa yung kamatis niya, pre.
01:04.6
Nahulog yung kamatis niya.
01:09.9
Ba't nalaglag yung ano mo,
01:15.1
Jab! Jab! Jab! Jab!
01:15.6
Jab! Jab! Jab! Jab!
01:17.9
Huwag yung kamatis!
01:30.1
Ah, kasi walang nag-ano!
01:34.3
It's a canon event!
01:36.3
It is what it is!
01:36.8
It's a canon event!
01:37.8
Ayan, stationary!
01:47.3
Kanina pa ako nagiging kamatis!
01:49.8
You want kamatis?
01:58.4
P**ik na nagkaipitan!
01:59.9
What do we need now?
02:02.9
Serious, compare mo!
02:23.4
I think we're good!
02:28.4
We actually try hard!
02:32.4
How hard is this supposed to be?
02:35.4
I think the most challenging is Kevin's shit.
02:38.4
Harder than your...
02:43.9
Ayan, chapter 2 na tayo.
02:45.4
Should be harder now, hopefully.
02:53.4
You've never played this.
02:55.4
No, I did play this s**t.
02:59.4
Okay, batayin niyo yung mga namin.
03:00.4
Chop-chopin namin!
03:02.4
Put chicken, potato, chicken.
03:09.9
Wag ka magpato ng potato!
03:10.9
Wag ka magpato ng potato!
03:11.9
Wag ka magpato ng potato!
03:12.9
Ayan, may potato.
03:13.9
Ayan, may potato.
03:23.4
Ito na, whatever yung gusto nyo.
03:24.4
Ito na, whatever yung gusto nyo.
03:24.9
Ito na, whatever yung gusto nyo.
03:25.4
Ito na, whatever yung gusto nyo.
03:27.4
P*****, may masasunod na kaibigan!
03:29.4
Sir, may chicken tendies.
03:31.4
P*****, mag-chop-chop!
03:32.4
Akin niyo mga patata sa'yo, yung malukin.
03:34.4
Chicken, potato, potato.
03:35.4
Chicken, potato, potato.
03:39.4
Asan yung patata?
03:40.4
Wala akong set-chop dito!
03:41.4
I got nothing to chop here!
03:43.4
Manok, manok, Chris.
03:44.4
Manok, manok, Chris.
03:47.4
Inabigay mo akong patatas!
03:48.4
Patatas sa'yo, Chris!
03:50.4
Nasa'yong patatas din!
03:51.4
Anong gagawa mo d'yan?
03:52.4
Nakakaupo yung Norcube!
03:53.4
May hawak akong Norcube.
03:54.4
Ipitawan mo kaya!
04:05.4
Huwag ka mag-tapo ng patatas!
04:10.4
I need more chicken, Chris.
04:11.4
I need more chicken?
04:15.4
P*****! I don't have that s**t!
04:17.4
Manok lang, manok lang!
04:18.4
Give me more, give me more!
04:19.4
Give me more chicken, Chris!
04:20.4
Give me more chicken!
04:21.4
Manok lang, manok lang!
04:25.4
Binato yung may...
04:32.4
This is what I'm talking about!
04:33.4
Manok, manok pa, Chris!
04:40.4
Huwag mo lagi ng patatas!
04:41.4
Isa yung isang ano, ha?
04:48.4
Serve me nato patatas!
04:49.4
Give me more manok, bro!
04:51.4
More manoke, manoke, manoke!
04:58.4
Just keep on throwing!
04:59.4
Just keep on throwing stuff, sir!
05:02.4
Anak kami yung overworld deal!
05:05.4
Eat mo tayo yung trabaho namin!
05:07.4
I need tap-tap na!
05:08.4
I need tap-tap na!
05:19.4
Patatas, patatas!
05:23.4
Well fucked up, bro!
05:24.4
Wait lang, puro patatas!
05:26.4
Give me more chicken!
05:27.4
Chicken, chicken!
05:29.4
Give me some chicken!
05:32.4
Parang marami pa chicken dito.
05:36.4
Bakit yun yung ano mo?
05:40.4
Pagkain na pa rin!
05:41.4
Pagkain na pa rin!
05:47.4
Puta, tinapon yung...
05:51.4
May nagkatapok yung pagkain!
05:53.4
Sasaengay yung pagkain!
05:56.4
Oh, manok, manok, manok, manok!
06:05.4
Woy, woy, woy, woy!
06:11.4
Patatas, patatas, patatas!
06:13.4
Patatas, patatas na!
06:17.4
Chicken, ano yung chicken, bro?
06:18.4
Ay, putang ina-trapong!
06:26.4
Marapit na mahulog sa...
06:27.4
Ay, putang ina-nahulog tuloy!
06:31.4
Want some chicken?
06:33.4
Okay, I think we're good.
06:37.4
300 lang kailangan natin e!
06:42.4
300 lang kailangan natin!
06:43.4
I think the game has underestimated us.
06:45.4
Yeah, underestimated.
06:47.4
Poor grown men playing this game.
06:54.4
Wala nang control!
07:00.4
We're tired of driving.
07:12.4
Give me the pasta!
07:15.4
Pasta, pasta, pasta, pasta!
07:18.4
Faster, you fucking bitch!
07:20.4
Puta, I am chef now!
07:22.4
Direk Lam is the chef!
07:23.4
Here, more pasta!
07:25.4
Here's more pasta!
07:28.4
What the fuck, wait!
07:30.4
Serve, serve, serve!
07:40.4
Tagay mo dun sa plato na may kailangan ng shrimp!
07:48.4
Isda dyan, marami!
07:50.4
Ako na mag-serve ni Chris!
07:54.4
Give me the shrimp, man!
07:56.4
What the fuck, Chris!
08:00.4
Napaka-daming ang tina!
08:02.4
Di ko alam kung anong pagsusunod-sunorin ko!
08:03.4
Pala na tinapo dito!
08:06.4
It's a good problem for you guys!
08:09.4
This is a fucking ton of problems!
08:13.4
What the fuck, where the fuck is the steak?
08:16.4
Wala pa naluluto, putang ina!
08:17.4
Give me the shrimp!
08:20.4
What's wrong with you, bro?
08:23.4
Sumasakit ang hulo ko!
08:26.4
Give me the shrimp!
08:27.4
Alam mo, ikaw na magluto, kaya wala pa naluluto!
08:30.4
Yung away, kailangan ko ng shrimp!
08:33.4
Kailangan ko ng shrimp!
08:37.4
Ako, assistant mo!
08:38.4
Ikaw na bahala sa pasta, okay?
08:44.4
I am the sous-chef!
08:45.4
Ano pa kailangan?
08:46.4
I am the sous-chef now, bitch!
08:49.4
Putangin mo isang bakalan dito!
08:50.4
Lagyan mo ng pasta, po!
08:54.4
Lagyan mo nalang!
09:00.4
Bitch, ano pa kailangan nyo?
09:02.4
Wala na nagsasabi kung ano kailangan nyo, pero yes!
09:04.4
I'm just gonna chop everything!
09:05.4
Putangin, masasunog!
09:11.4
What do you all need?
09:13.4
What do you guys need, guys?
09:17.4
Putangin, shrimp!
09:20.4
Putangin, na-stack kami dito!
09:22.4
Pula, pasta, gail!
09:23.4
Yun, oh! Meron ako sa live doon! Kunin nyo!
09:30.4
There you go, cook that shit!
09:31.4
Carbonara, oh, carbonara!
09:38.4
Dalawa masasunog, oy!
09:43.4
Saan ang carbonara ko?
09:44.4
Oh, yan ang carbonara ko!
09:48.4
Gago, may failed order tayo!
09:50.4
May penalty tayo, kaibigan!
09:51.4
Gago, kasi ayaw nyo ibigay yung isa pang carbonara, eh!
10:00.4
Bagal, wala pa tayo si 650, oh! Kailangan si 650, eh!
10:03.4
650 di kailangan, eh!
10:07.4
Di gumagalaw yung isa, putangin na yan!
10:16.4
We have no time, bro!
10:19.4
Putang, ulang pa tayo!
10:22.4
Anong ginagawa nyo?
10:26.4
Oh my God, we have to pull!
10:30.4
Sa Chris namobobon!
10:34.4
Tatlong ingredients ang ano yun!
10:37.4
Meat, shrimp, fish!
10:43.4
Gago, gago, gago!
10:47.4
I'm gonna put, like, fucking three!
10:49.4
Three pastas there, okay?
10:51.4
Otherwise, it's fish!
10:52.4
Add tarik ko ng pasta yung lugar nyo, gusto nyo?
10:55.4
Gago, gago, gago!
10:56.4
Okay na, ako na-preserve!
10:58.4
Okay na to, okay na to!
10:59.4
Yan lang yung sana, huwag natin kalat yung ano nila!
11:01.4
Baka malito si Chris, eh!
11:09.4
Firehouse hard, oh shit!
11:12.4
What the fuck, ito!
11:13.4
Hindi ko mapapang-
11:14.4
Bahala ka dyan, oh shit!
11:16.4
Where's our order, bro?
11:21.4
Ang dami kasing nakakalat dito, putangin na!
11:25.4
Where's our order?
11:28.4
Putangin na, ang dami nakakalat dito!
11:30.4
Ganito mo yan, Chris, ah!
11:32.4
Ganito mo yan, ah!
11:40.4
Pating ako nalang taga-gayo mo na na-stress ako!
11:43.4
Lagi mo na isda, oy!
11:50.4
Putangin na dyan!
11:52.4
Nanag-stress ako dito!
11:56.4
Erne, putangin na!
11:58.4
Putangin na, putangin na!
12:01.4
We can still do this, okay?
12:02.4
Isa kasi, magluto na rin ng kasunod na pasta
12:07.4
Ako nga, puro naluluto ko pasta!
12:09.4
Okay, you know what?
12:10.4
We need three people in this fucking kitchen, okay?
12:12.4
Okay, okay, okay!
12:14.4
I'll help them out, okay?
12:16.4
Ikaw na sa ingredients, okay?
12:17.4
Paka-paka sa ingredients, sorry, sorry!
12:19.4
Incompetent fools!
12:20.4
I'm the pasta, man!
12:21.4
I'm the pasta, man!
12:22.4
Well, I'm the pasta, man!
12:23.4
He's the pasta, man!
12:30.4
Bakit sya sirp ang ginano, uy?
12:31.4
Sorry, sorry, sorry!
12:32.4
Okay, okay, okay!
12:33.4
Meat, meat, meat!
12:35.4
This is my station, okay?
12:37.4
What the fuck, man?
12:44.4
Baka mag-serve, baka mag-serve!
12:46.4
Ayun na si Chris dito!
12:49.4
Sorry, sorry, sorry!
12:53.4
Ayun na, may pasta na!
12:58.4
Ako basta sa carbonara!
12:59.4
Okay, taga-luto na lang kayo!
13:00.4
Ako yung taga-muha ng ingredients, sir!
13:05.4
Kailangan na sya!
13:06.4
Kailangan na sya!
13:07.4
Kailangan na sya!
13:11.4
Hindi pa ganyan yan, o!
13:16.4
Hindi pa hiwa yan, o!
13:18.4
Hiwain mo muna yan!
13:21.4
Pinagsunog ako naririnig!
13:24.4
Isda! Isda! Isda! Isda! Isda!
13:27.4
We need one more order!
13:29.4
Tama na yung meat!
13:33.4
We need one more order!
13:42.4
Kailangan natin yan!
13:51.4
It needs three people, man!
13:54.4
Fucking Christ, guys!
13:56.4
Get your shit together!
13:59.4
Ano ang tangina niyo, ha?
14:01.4
Hindi naman problem!
14:03.4
Ano lang kayo, eh!
14:05.4
Nabobobo lang kayo, eh!
14:08.4
Dali-dali yung napagawa eh, putang ina!