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00:00.0
Best game ever man, best value
00:02.0
Best game ever, puto na lagi nagre-reset
00:05.0
Wala bang bas bi-bilis, you know, like respawn
00:08.0
Turututu, be nice please
00:10.0
Okay, since huling na matay si Ken, siya gagawa ng apoy, okay?
00:18.0
Pagba tayo gagawa ng par muna sa likod?
00:21.0
Doon na, oo, rektan na tayo sa kabila
00:25.0
Can you shut the fuck up with that?
00:28.0
Ayun, napindot ko lang, gagaw
00:32.0
Why do you have sound?
00:33.0
That's discord bro
00:36.0
Alright, alright, okay, okay
00:38.0
O, kabila agad, let's go!
00:39.0
Dito tayo, dito tayo
00:41.0
Sa beat, sa beat, dito tayo sa beat
00:42.0
Dito, dito, dito, sa kanan
00:52.0
O, ito, may stick na dito, kukunan na kita ng stick
00:55.0
Alright, thank you
00:57.0
Let me grab some rock
00:59.0
Good na ako sa isang
01:06.0
Dahil bang mataba ako, kaya di ba makayo ko?
01:10.0
Ikaw nag ano nyo, hindi ako, hindi ako nag fat shame sa sayo
01:14.0
One punch man tayo dito, tas mataba?
01:18.0
Ito, may batong, may batong, may batong
01:20.0
Dito ka na, open na open yung area mo dito
01:23.0
Pag ikaw na matay pa dito, ewan ko na lang
01:25.0
Hindi na, hindi na, hindi na, hold on
01:28.0
Give me the rock, give me the rock
01:31.0
Mamaya ako na bubuksan yung apoy syempre, hindi pa gabi
01:34.0
Alright, I have a rock
01:35.0
O, damn, I found a bone
01:39.0
You know what, fuck, I'll take the bone
01:45.0
Putay na pa, I got a boner
01:50.0
Someone is boning, ma
01:52.0
Put, may tigre doon
01:53.0
It's Richa Parker
01:57.0
Oh my God, I think he's us
02:00.0
Richa Parker, don't do it, Richa Parker
02:02.0
Asan siya? Wala naman
02:04.0
Gago, hindi ko siya kita
02:05.0
Huwag mo nang alamin kasi putay na, mamamatay ka
02:09.0
At nang matay ka, wala na
02:11.0
O, kunin mo na to kayan yung mga puno, yung mga logs
02:14.0
Okay, wait, wait, wait
02:15.0
Kailangan ko ng bambu para to protect myself
02:23.0
I'll come here, come to papa
02:26.0
I'm gonna help you guys, alright?
02:27.0
You give me half of the coconut, you get the other half, yeah?
02:30.0
I don't really need you, I'll help you with this one
02:33.0
I'll help you break it
02:35.0
Where's the logs, man?
02:36.0
I'll help you, I'll help you
02:46.0
Just three dudes hitting a coconut
02:49.0
The boss of boss action, Gago
03:13.0
I need to reach a parker in my life
03:17.0
Stop following me, Neil
03:18.0
You're giving me anxiety
03:20.0
I told you, I'll just follow you
03:24.0
So I can protect you
03:25.0
Here, here, there's a coconut here
03:33.0
I don't have no food
03:34.0
That's Richard Parker
03:36.0
I don't have food, man
03:38.0
Where's the coconut, bro?
03:40.0
The bees in the yagurt
03:45.0
Vanilla, can you give me one?
03:46.0
Who's this? Vanilla, can you give me one?
03:51.0
Are you sure you can make a fire using logs?
03:53.0
Can this shit start a fire?
03:57.0
Are you sure about this shit?
03:58.0
If you don't include five, Gago
03:59.0
Even if it's big, I'm sure
04:04.0
Get close to your mouth and then eat
04:05.0
Oh my god, I can't believe I'm telling you how to eat
04:10.0
How can I get close to my mouth?
04:15.0
Did you open your mouth already?
04:21.0
I will eat it for you
04:22.0
I will eat it for you, my friend
04:34.0
What are you doing, Ken?
04:35.0
I'm trying to grab the fucking shit
04:38.0
So we have a fire
04:42.0
What the hell happened?
04:44.0
What the hell happened?
04:52.0
You don't get it, Chris
04:57.0
Is that good now, Chris?
04:59.0
I don't know, man
05:00.0
Where's the rock?
05:04.0
I fell down, Gago
05:06.0
That's a deep fish
05:10.0
You sound like you died, bro
05:11.0
No, I'm still alive
05:12.0
But that took some chunk of my health
05:14.0
This fish is not worth it, bro
05:16.0
It is not worth it
05:17.0
What's the spear for frogs?
05:29.0
We're all surviving
05:31.0
I hope you have a fire
05:34.0
Chris is doing it
05:35.0
He's the one doing it
05:36.0
It took my job, man
05:39.0
Isn't it when you cut the bamboo, that's the spear?
05:46.0
What's your problem?
05:52.0
I don't know, maybe there's more
05:55.0
What's your problem?
06:03.0
Fuck, I'm on a wheeled stick
06:05.0
Give me a flammable one
06:08.0
It takes like 5 strikes, I think
06:11.0
It doesn't work on logs
06:14.0
You guys are crazy
06:21.0
Why did you ride me?
06:22.0
Of course I'll ride you
06:26.0
Don't be like that
06:28.0
Don't be like that
06:29.0
Don't be like that, lads
06:33.0
I can't face the wood
06:35.0
This is not working, man
06:37.0
We just wasted our time
06:39.0
I'm gonna kill this fucking snake
06:53.0
It's getting dark
07:03.0
I'm so proud of what I did
07:07.0
You will not believe your eyes when 10 million fireflies
07:13.0
The logs are wrong
07:18.0
We're gonna cook something
07:25.0
There's a lot of logs
07:26.0
You don't have a stick
07:30.0
Bro, look at this
07:41.0
Manila, I'm dying
07:48.0
Chris, look at this
07:59.0
The logs are wrong
08:05.0
My stick won't move
08:14.0
I'm dying of thirst
08:15.0
I'm dying of hunger
08:20.0
Why are the logs wrong?
08:22.0
They said the logs are wrong
08:24.0
I told you, promise
08:25.0
No, my stick won't move
08:33.0
I think I saw a stick here
08:35.0
My stick is moving
08:40.0
I can see someone
08:41.0
I can see someone
08:46.0
There's no stick around here
08:49.0
It's just coconut
08:52.0
Guys, we're gonna die
08:54.0
We're all gonna die
08:56.0
We're all gonna die
08:57.0
It was not worth it
08:59.0
It's not worth it, man
09:01.0
The coconut is not worth it
09:05.0
We're all gonna die
09:06.0
We're all gonna die
09:10.0
That's a stupid stick
09:12.0
You're the one who's gonna die
09:15.0
You're the one who's wasting time
09:17.0
You can't do anything
09:18.0
We went through this
09:20.0
Everyone had one job
09:23.0
One guy was supposed to
09:26.0
The other guy for fire
09:28.0
They were all gonna die
09:29.0
I was supposed to do my job
09:32.0
I got caught by a stick
09:34.0
You're all gonna die
09:36.0
What are you doing?
09:37.0
You're all gonna die
09:39.0
He said he didn't want to be here
09:43.0
I'm gonna drown myself to death
09:53.0
The sticks are gone
09:55.0
The sticks are gone
09:56.0
I can't see anything
09:58.0
The sticks turn into snakes
10:03.0
Night at the museum
10:22.0
Thank you for watching!
