00:13.4
Oh, may mga may mabuti.
00:15.0
May mga may mabuti.
00:16.3
Ay, may mga may mabuti.
00:19.9
I hate this biome, po.
00:23.8
Don't go down here, bro.
00:26.6
Gago, for the first time in history,
00:27.8
paano nga yung B-movie, ah?
00:29.3
It was about this, bro.
00:30.9
It's a bee that fell in love with a human.
00:33.1
With a human, bro.
00:34.3
It's so stupid, I know, right?
00:35.5
Stupidest thing I've seen, bro.
00:37.4
I think all of the, uh...
00:39.5
the most sane people there is f***ing Ken.
00:43.0
What was his name?
00:45.1
Whoa, whoa, whoa, what do you mean?
00:47.2
Yung ano, yung boyfriend, yung boyfriend de Vanessa.
00:49.8
What the f***, I don't even remember
00:51.7
yung pangalan nila, ah.
00:53.1
Bakit may kadila din dito, Chris?
00:55.4
Yung ano, yung...
00:57.1
May tumastal yan dito.
00:59.1
I think he's the most sane person
01:00.3
of all, of all the people there.
01:02.6
Oh, give me this.
01:04.3
Everyone must just chill.
01:11.8
Oh, yung kandila ilagay nyo kay ano, ah?
01:13.6
Ilagay nyo kay, ah, Dickface.
01:16.7
I'm getting this for you.
01:17.6
Damn, look at all this, uh, slime.
01:21.7
Eh, nandami ko ng gamit.
01:25.3
Did you do it, Chris?
01:27.0
Ano yung may basmabog?
01:28.4
I think I heard an explosion.
01:32.3
Ano yung pinakataas na to?
01:33.5
Feeling ko walang pinakataas to.
01:35.2
Eh, parang ano lang din,
01:36.2
kung pupunta ka ng baba.
01:37.8
You're my favorite cat.
01:41.3
Ano, do we try to go sa end?
01:43.4
We can go sa end na.
01:44.8
We can go sa end na?
01:46.5
Tara, putang ina.
01:47.4
Let's go progress with the quest.
01:49.8
Well, the thing is,
01:50.9
we're gonna have to farm.
01:51.9
Lahat kayo kumuha kayo ng looting tree
01:53.7
sa mga sword nyo.
01:55.0
Meron ng looting tree dyan.
01:56.6
Kasi kailangan natin mag, ano eh,
01:58.3
lahat naka-looting
01:59.1
and then mag-farm tayo ng enderman
02:01.5
para mas mabilis.
02:03.1
We're gonna go sa end.
02:05.9
We're gonna try to explore that shit.
02:10.9
Tasa-taas na ako ng puno.
02:13.2
There should be a arrow pointing sa-
02:19.6
Yan, lagyan ko muna yung puntot.
02:21.9
Puntot ni Dickface.
02:23.9
Inagyan nyo na, putang ina.
02:25.1
Ang pangit naman yung, alo nyo?
02:31.1
Red candles there, bruddy.
02:33.6
Tipi ka ba kay Neil?
02:35.2
You got skamas, bro.
02:57.4
What the f**k are you chanting, Chris?
03:02.4
How's this pollen s**t?
03:03.4
Batungan natin ito sa loob, baka they'll like it.
03:11.4
Play a catch with an un-pollinated bee by throwing pollen at it.
03:15.4
Oo, this is to speed up the s**t ng mga bee.
03:20.4
Para umuwi agad sila.
03:22.4
Para mag-seg sila?
03:27.4
What the f**k? Pwede mo i-bato sa bee tapos pag dire-click mo yung bee, mahulog yung mga pollen s**t.
03:32.4
Oo. Ibabato mo yung pollen sa bee tapos what?
03:36.4
Mapupuno sila ng pollen sa pwede nila and then kukunin mo yung pollen, yung harvest mo.
03:42.4
Oh, Jesus f**king Christ! Why are they angry?
03:45.4
Throw some pollen at them.
03:47.4
That's what she said!
03:49.4
They need babies, bro.
03:54.4
If you kill them, yeah, Ima stay away.
03:59.4
I'm gonna do what Anakin did to the padawans, man.
04:04.4
You know, between the padawans and the bees, those guys can fight back.
04:09.4
Ima do it. I'm gonna do it, okay?
04:12.4
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it right now.
04:15.4
I'm gonna f**k them up.
04:24.4
Yes, they're angry.
04:25.4
I can hear them buzzing, man.
04:27.4
Oh, s**t. I think they're angry, bro.
04:30.4
P**a, they're angry!
04:33.4
God, they're angry, bro!
04:35.4
Come here, really. S**t.
04:39.4
I literally got that bee from the f**king bee hive and you've decided to kill it.
04:45.4
What is aerial affinity? Ano to?
04:47.4
Aerial affinity siguro. May mga kalabas siguro lumilipad.
04:50.4
Aerial affinity? Never mind. Kala ko ano, protection.
04:53.4
Aerial affinity, what's this?
05:00.4
Nakaangin, o. Para hindi ka may... Para hindi ka... Pag nahulog ka, hindi ka mapu-fall.
05:09.4
Yan ang tunay ng Minecraft player.
05:14.4
One eternity later.
05:26.4
Alam mo, nakalala ko doon, Chris.
05:29.4
There's this f**king animation. They made this ghast into like, the big booba anime girl.
05:36.4
Trying to f**king make friends and s**t.
05:49.4
Let's go! I'm ready, bro!
05:50.4
Are you ready, Gian?
05:51.4
I am f**king ready.
05:53.4
Run free, my child.
05:57.4
I am running. I'm running right now.
06:01.4
I don't f**king know.
06:02.4
Ano ba ginagawa nito?
06:04.4
Swiftness? I don't feel any faster.
06:07.4
I don't f**king know.
06:09.4
It's not potent. It's not potent enough. It's 1.2.
06:13.4
You're faster. You're faster.
06:17.4
You see? You're faster. You're .2 faster.
06:21.4
Tara, let's go! Let's f**king go! I wanna go! I wanna f**king...
06:28.4
Paano di ka nga pa pa-level?
06:29.4
What the f**k leveling, man? Okay na ako. Inaayos ko lang yung, ano ko, yung pickaxe ko, okay?
06:38.4
I'm f**king ready. Let's f**king go. Let's go right now.
06:42.4
Where the f**k is the awful ghast?
06:45.4
I don't know, man. We have to explore.
06:49.4
Ito na tayo, guys. Tara, okay na yan.
06:51.4
Okay na. Wait lang! Chill! Still doing God's work here.
06:58.4
I got something for you, man.
07:01.4
This is a gift of goodwill.
07:04.4
Can you, like, look at me while I'm talking to you?
07:08.4
No, that's not me.
07:11.4
This is a sign of goodwill, okay?
07:15.4
Damn, boy. It's like MMORPG. Sheesh.
07:22.4
Yes, please. Just do it, please. Please, I wanna progress. Please, I wanna play Resident Evil after this. Please.
07:29.4
No, there is no Resident Evil.
07:31.4
There's no Resident Evil.
07:34.4
Come on. This Resident is about to be evil, man.
07:40.4
I don't know. I don't know any of these Resident, but they're sure evil.
07:45.4
Let's farm Ender.
07:46.4
Oh, tara. Tapos, mag-ipon tayo ng maraming da-daay.
07:50.4
Diba meron tayong napunta na puro Ender sa... Ano? Diba?
07:56.4
Dito doon tayo pupunta.
07:59.4
Yes, sa Nether merong Ender... Pace... Place.
08:07.4
Ender Place Minecraft.
08:09.4
Ender Place Roblox.
08:13.4
Diba't tara na nga?
08:15.4
Match, match later
08:47.4
Ah! Punta! Sinususuan mo na naman ako!
08:52.4
Where's the monstrosity man?
08:54.4
He'll be down there bro
08:56.4
Where the fuck is the monstrosity? I'll show him monstrosity
09:01.4
What's that supposed to mean?
09:03.4
Oh, he's about to find out
09:06.4
He about to find out, Chris
09:11.4
Punta! Grabe si Chris oh!
09:13.4
Bapiris! May support tayo!
09:17.4
I will kill that guy!
09:23.4
Where's the monstrosity man?
09:27.4
We are digging down
09:39.4
Where's the monstrosity?
09:41.4
Where is that guy?
09:43.4
Nakita niyo ba sa map?
09:45.4
Kanina pa ako nang open map
09:49.4
Takina, napakalalim na ng inaano ko
09:53.4
I am down here din
09:55.4
Pero ala na siya sa vicinity ko
09:59.4
Okay, malapit lang sakin
10:01.4
Maybe I am the monstrosity
10:03.4
Maybe I am the monstrosity
10:07.4
Holy shit! Holy fuck!
10:09.4
Look at this! It's a boss area bro!
10:21.4
What the fuck? What is this place?
10:23.4
Vanilla, I don't know man
10:31.4
Make a bridge boys!
10:33.4
This is where we stand
10:35.4
This is where we die
10:39.4
Ito yung araw na hinihintay natin
10:41.4
What is the name?
10:55.4
Putang ina mo! Gagawa ko ng...
10:57.4
Make a bridge boys!
11:01.4
Walang kwenta! Arong sa kanya!
11:03.4
Oh, what the fuck!
11:05.4
Pickaxe! Pickaxe! Gagamitin!
11:07.4
Pickaxe! Pickaxe!
11:09.4
Pickaxe! Pickaxe!
11:11.4
Kung pickaxe usapan...
11:21.4
Yes! Tapak na pa si Mala!
11:23.4
I am the fucking one!
11:27.4
Alchemist! Saan ka rin maheal natin?
11:29.4
Niling! Nasaan yung niling?
11:35.4
Ang inang boss music to pre!
11:37.4
Ang inang boss music to pre!
11:41.4
Gagaw! Masayos yung sword!
11:47.4
Ager nga kong tao!
11:55.4
Dingon si Rangyima!
11:57.4
Baka nagbibigay ng HP sa kanya eh.
12:01.4
Puta siniran niya! Siniran niya!
12:05.4
Bilis! Nakalakas sa'kin pre!
12:09.4
Ina-inayin! Ina-inayin! Huwag yung tanda rin ng sword! May ano yan?
12:13.4
Sinusunod ko ako!
12:15.4
Ina-inayin! Ina-inayin!
12:19.4
Give us the loot!
12:21.4
Give us the fucking loot, you piece of shit!
12:27.4
What the fuck was that? Ano yan?
12:29.4
Holy shit! I am your god!
12:31.4
I am your god, boys!
12:33.4
You got a fucking hammer or something
12:35.4
Infernal Forge! What the fuck is this? Infernal Forge!
12:39.4
Tapos meron pa akong ganto, boy! Anong ginagawa nun?
12:43.4
Bakit ko pala eh?
12:45.4
What the fuck? Ba't bawal sutin?
12:47.4
Ito, bawal sutin. Binabawa ko. What is that?
12:49.4
Ano ito? Fire resistant?
12:53.4
Ako yung naglagay ng
12:55.4
laki-laki ng damage sa binibigay ko tapos
13:03.4
Puta kong inang yan!
13:07.4
Thank you for watching!
