00:10.0
Hindi ko pa patayin niya wag hindi niyo tinignan
00:12.0
Ba't niya kinuwi yung gift ba?
00:17.0
Babaan mo muna tas kulon mo yan
00:18.0
Kung tahan sa ano
00:26.0
Pahalang sa suso ni Freire
00:29.5
Sa puso ko na yung prengere! Let's go!
00:38.5
Ay, nutcracker! Gago na yan!
00:44.5
What the? Gano'n yun?
00:50.5
Basok na yung loket. Yung makikita niyo.
00:52.5
Ano tayo? Straight line, straight line, straight line.
00:55.5
Tignan niyo sa paan niyo. May line dyan.
00:57.5
Ayan, ayan, ayan.
01:06.5
Sabi ng tatay ko, anak mag 25 ka na, mag pamilya ka na, put.
01:10.5
Ayan, mag 27 na ako, ito yung ginagawa ko, put.
01:12.5
Nag-network ako, in-game.
01:13.5
Inang buhay talaga to, pwede.
01:14.5
You will never know what will happen.
01:17.5
Nobody talk, okay?
01:19.5
Ayan ako na ba dito?
01:20.5
Ito, late game. Type LG or late game store in terminal.
01:30.5
Oh, you guys look like shit.
01:31.5
Do you like what you see?
01:32.5
What the f**k man, this?
01:40.5
F**k my F**k you.
01:41.5
Hindi mo in-enjoy?
01:45.5
Hindi ko na ulitin.
01:47.5
What the f**k is this?
01:49.5
Kasi F**k you ha.
01:50.5
Where's my Hitler Salad?
01:51.5
What the f**k do I look like?
01:52.5
Puta, you're a cyclops.
01:54.5
Yeah, you look like a cyclops.
02:00.5
Nalipat yung page.
02:01.5
Do I look like Kirby now?
02:03.5
Yes, you're Kirby.
02:04.5
Asa yung suso ni Freyrin na alo?
02:52.4
May fire exit agad do.
03:00.4
Why do I need to use the watch?
03:06.4
Sabi na nga ba eh.
03:08.4
Sabi na nga ba eh.
03:10.4
Sabi na nga ba eh.
03:16.4
So pag may fire exit agad,
03:20.4
Sacrifice won't be in vain.
03:22.4
Ay gano'n. Kita ko na yung paratus.
03:24.4
Kita ko na agad yung paratus.
03:36.4
May flying bullshit.
03:38.4
Eh gulat ka ba nandiyan ah?
03:44.4
Sabi na nga ba eh.
03:46.4
Bakit kaya ako pinapalabas sa fire exit?
03:52.4
tapos kunin mo yan.
04:10.4
Pedro is still alive?
04:20.4
Gabi rin niya, puta.
04:28.4
Hey! Putang ina mo yan.
04:32.4
Welcome to the team.
04:36.4
Natamay mo pa ako ah.
04:38.4
Natamay na mo ah.
04:40.4
Ala naman akong hawak na ah.
04:42.4
Kumawak nag radyo ko.
04:44.4
Bobo ka lang talaga.
04:46.4
Dinamay mo pa ako ah.
04:48.4
Naghanap ka lang ng karama eh.
04:52.4
Hey! Buksan mo ito! Puka na ka na ko!
04:58.4
Did you almost die?
05:00.4
Gago! Nilapag ko!
05:02.4
Ang dami lang dito.
05:04.4
Papuloy dito dahil legit bro.
05:12.4
Ang reddit ko yun eh.
05:14.4
I think this is Ken.
05:16.4
I think that's Ken. I think that's a mimic. Haha.
05:18.4
I think that's a mimic.
05:20.4
That's Cap. That's Cap bro.
05:24.4
You try. I tried a while ago. You try.
05:26.4
But you don't try.
05:30.4
Oh! Mimic yan. Mimic yan.
05:32.4
Ito may fire exit dito.
05:34.4
Strange large axle. Wait. It's a strange large axle.
05:36.4
So what does that mean?
05:38.4
Blutin mo. Blutin mo. Blutin mo.
05:40.4
Ayoko! Gago! Pula eh! Gago!
05:44.4
It doesn't matter! Pula nga itong dalakoy!
05:46.4
Oh! Di pula! Sige pal! Blutin mo nga Pedro!
05:48.4
Oh! Pulo din! Wow!
05:50.4
Painful! Go! Kulin mo yung isa!
05:52.4
Ah! Okay! Gago! May tracicious na ako.
05:54.4
Bakit may dugo? Oh! Puta ko nila!
05:56.4
Why are you bleeding? Why are you bleeding then?
05:58.4
It's called strange! It's called strange!
06:00.4
It gives you debuff!
06:02.4
What the fuck you're bleeding bro? That's bad!
06:04.4
Ken is dead! Yeah! He's dead!
06:06.4
Sabi ko nga may kalaban eh.
06:08.4
Kulin mo lang kasi yung beam.
06:10.4
Kung si Susu ni Fry rin, kukulin ko yun.
06:12.4
Gagawin saktan ako.
06:16.4
Gago! What the fuck?
06:18.4
Balik pa ba? What the fuck is this?
06:24.4
Bakit namatay ako?
06:26.4
Di sa man die? Hobo ni nila.
06:28.4
Pulot siya ng pulot nung painful
06:30.4
lang yung namatay na.
06:32.4
Pinulot na pinulot. Sabi ko bakit
06:34.4
bakit naulol yung karakter ko?
06:44.4
Shit ever bro. Baka na nandito ko
06:46.4
na nga lang makamatay ka ba?
06:48.4
Lumabas na matay ko ba?
06:54.4
Fuck you! Putang ina mo yung drop!
06:56.4
You were supposed to drop it! Ang ina mo, Pedro!
06:58.4
Huwag mo kukoodin! I-distract mo lang!
07:00.4
I-distract mo lang! Magpahabol ka lang!
07:04.4
Ako tuloy hinabol! Putang ina!
07:10.4
Putang ina! Ano yan?
07:12.4
Ano yan? May unggoy!
07:14.4
Ah! May unggoy! May unggoy!
07:16.4
Ano ito? Putang ina!
07:18.4
Nakpak! May unggoy!
07:20.4
Help! Taskete ko na sir! May unggoy!
07:24.4
May unggoy! Putang ina unggoy yun gagaw!
07:30.4
Walang loot dito! Walang loot!
07:36.4
What the hell is that?
07:38.4
Siglo ko yan! Siglo ko!
07:42.4
Walang loot yan! Walang loot yan!
07:46.4
Pedro! Tingnan mo ito! Alam mo may Powerpuff Girls?
07:50.4
Powerpuff Girls! Ito!
07:54.4
Powerpuff Girls, pre!
08:06.4
Welcome to the shit! Powerpuff Girls, pre!
08:10.4
Putang ina mo yan!
08:14.4
May unggoy! May unggoy!
08:24.4
And everything nice!
08:30.4
Ano yun? Chemical X ba yun?
08:32.4
Hahaha! Chemical X!
08:34.4
May unggoy! May unggoy!
08:48.4
Nananap ko na! Nananap ko yung strange object!
08:50.4
May unggoy! May unggoy!
08:54.4
Yung kanina, yung mga strange object!
08:58.4
Mabubo kasi ni Neil!
09:02.4
I think kukala ko bago!
09:04.4
Si Neil, si Pedro!
09:06.4
I don't know, hindi ako namatay! Katabi ko lang sila lahat!
09:22.4
Bana ako hainang aking mga mga mga mga.
09:26.4
Hindi akong humuhaysan!
09:28.4
Oh, gunsemahin na!
09:33.6
Sinaval na ister sa manood!
09:37.0
Si nagkak Northwest!
09:40.4
let's go and you all right oh i got comedy bro nice view my painting my painting pedro
09:54.8
all right i want the freedom give me the freedom bro follow me give me the freedom bro all you've
10:00.7
ever wanted in life bro boom boy you know what i'm going to do
10:10.4
oi wedding ring nice
10:12.4
pwedeng pwede to para sa akin
10:14.4
asana yung suso ni freyrin
10:16.4
naka yung banila naka yung banila
10:18.4
aki na yun give me that shit john
10:20.4
give me that fucking thing
10:22.4
give me the suso ni freyrin bro
10:24.4
diyan si suso ni freyrin
10:28.4
that's a demon bro what the fuck
10:32.4
my spider yung gago
10:36.4
yung gago wala transap gun
10:38.4
give me my shovel
10:46.4
yo yo yo there's a dog there's a dog
10:48.4
there's a dog there's a dog diyan
10:50.4
then don't fucking say anything
10:56.4
kulat ako putang ina
10:58.4
what do you think this is
11:00.4
do you see this place
11:02.4
gago paano yan alalagay
11:04.4
paano mo nalalagay yung mask sayo
11:06.4
paano mo nalagay yung mask sayo
11:08.4
there's a two type no there's a two type comedy and tragedy
11:10.4
tragedy pag sinot mo matic agad
11:12.4
yung comedy pwede mo paanggalin
11:14.4
parang pag tinagalan mo yan mapupunta sa kanya
11:16.4
at yung tragedy to yan comedy yung kanya
11:20.4
yung gago ano yun
11:22.4
ano yun giant naman yun
11:32.4
putang ina niyo iniwan ako gago
11:34.4
strange strange yan e
11:38.4
putang ina niyo iniwan ako
11:42.4
putang ina niyo iniwan ako mga tanga
11:44.4
andano na ako papasok gago ng sip e
11:50.4
hindi ako nagsasalita na sabi niyo may aso
11:54.4
putang ina niyo pala e
12:02.4
wala ba kayo scan wala ba kayo monitor
12:04.4
tangan niyo pala e
12:06.4
hindi niyo pa tinitinig ako saan ako mapunta?
12:08.4
putang ina nalabas niya ako e
12:14.4
bubo niyo huwag naman maingay eclipse
12:16.4
eclipse eclipse eclipse huwag naman maingay
12:18.4
huwag naman maingay eclipse na eclipse na
12:20.4
funny as shit i have ever seen bro
12:22.4
huwag naman maingay eclipse na
12:26.4
putang ina may aso agad
12:30.4
huwag naman maingay
12:34.4
ayoko dumigit kay trail
13:06.4
bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye goodbye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bada badaya badaya Rajoy
13:07.5
why bye bye. AU поÑтупeri
13:08.3
Can you see Ken Gago?
13:09.3
Why do you look like Ken Gago?
13:12.3
I told you not to go there!
13:15.3
Shabble, don't go there!
13:16.3
Well, he's not going in yet.
13:18.3
Because there's no one there.
13:19.3
There's no one there!
13:23.3
There's a flashlight!
13:25.3
You're going to die!
13:26.3
Don't talk anymore!
13:27.3
I'm going to die!
13:28.3
I'm going to die!
13:29.3
I'm going to die!
13:30.3
Comedy is being removed.
13:31.3
How is Comedy being removed?
13:33.3
Shabble, don't hold it!
13:35.3
It's tragic because if you hold it right away,
13:41.3
Gago, there are people here.
13:42.3
We'll be jeopardized here.
13:45.3
My mouse is outside.
13:51.3
I'm not like other girls, bro.
13:57.3
He's looking at me.
13:59.3
I thought he was listening to me.
14:04.3
You thought there was a mouse.
14:07.3
What are you looking for?
14:08.3
You said there was a mouse on the stairs earlier.
14:09.3
Now I'm so scared.
14:11.3
I'll probably run away when I see it.
14:12.3
I'll see, I'll see.
14:20.3
I have to get out of here.
14:21.3
What is happening?
14:24.3
He's on this side.
14:30.3
You're totally dead.
14:33.3
Where is that guy?
14:35.3
My mouse is gone.
14:36.3
hindi ko mapapatayin niya, huwag ninyo tingnan
14:38.3
ba't hindi niya kinuha yung gift box?
14:40.3
ah shit, you're dead
14:42.3
who the fuck is that?
14:44.3
hindi ko mapatayin niya, huwag ninyo tingnan
14:46.3
ba't hindi niya kinuha yung gift box?
14:48.3
ah shit, you're dead
14:52.3
ito, may gift box
14:54.3
naka niya, naka niya, naka niya, hwag ninyo tingnan yung mga presyo
15:00.3
gagawin mo ito sa likod natin
15:12.3
may nutcracker, gagaw
15:14.3
ay nutcracker, gagaw, ano yan?
15:16.3
bum, butang ina, pinasabugin sa muka
15:28.3
we're gonna fucking die
15:30.3
we're gonna fucking die
15:32.3
we're gonna fucking die
15:34.3
fucker, i'm dead, i'm so fucking dead
15:36.3
i'm dead, i'm so fucking dead
15:42.3
butang ina, pedro
15:46.3
gagaw, saan ka mapunta?
15:48.3
i'm dead, i'm so dead
15:50.3
makukuha ko na siya, kasalubong ko na siya, gagaw
15:52.3
i'm so fucking dead
16:07.3
Україong pinarillana
16:23.5
badod na saÄŸanyo
16:29.1
pagkakita pa sa kita
16:32.3
Bo-bo-bo-bo, takay na tumigil.
16:34.3
God, everyone is dead.
16:49.3
What the fuck? Ano yan?
16:57.3
Bo-bo-bo-bo, takay na tumigil.
16:59.3
God, everyone is dead.
17:01.3
God, everyone is dead.
17:11.3
Nung narinig ko yung ano,
17:13.3
nung narinig ko yung tumutunog, sabi ko,
17:15.3
fuck, ano nangyari doon?
17:18.3
Wait, sino naparil?
17:19.3
Sino naparil ng kanat, cracker?
17:22.3
Pagtingin ko, boom!
17:27.3
Naging kukuni ko sana yung baril nga!
17:29.3
Pakapalain ko sana siya!
17:31.3
Kaya si Justin kasi, tangina, may nutcracker sana.
17:33.3
Kaso, puta, may jester.
17:38.3
Jester na fucking nutcracker, bro!
17:40.3
Everything, everything happened.
17:43.3
Nakabulo sila ng ano.
17:44.3
Jester na, tangina.
