00:19.0
Damn, malukkit nung ano.
00:21.0
Bro, why are they f**king?
00:24.0
Why are they f**king?
00:25.0
Damn, malukpret eh, bro. Look at me.
00:27.0
Shut the f**k up, bro.
00:29.0
Can I, can you send the, ano?
00:31.0
Wala, may cutscene, may cutscene.
00:39.0
What did Schlatt do? Who the f**k is Schlatt?
00:43.0
Some asshole, bro.
00:45.0
Eh, eh! Smooth! Gago smooth tong game!
00:49.0
Siyempre, naka-DLSS ka eh.
00:52.0
Smooth ng game kasi merong DLSS, my big!
00:57.0
Eh, sa isang deep learning satanic sculpture para alamin kung kailangan mo ng mas madalas mga FPS.
01:06.0
Puta, gulping ko kaya to agad!
01:14.0
Yeah, just right.
01:18.0
Aray ko! What the f**k? It's attacking me, bro!
01:22.0
F**king chicken! Gagagatang problem, gago!
01:29.0
Puta, I can't be Kizunai, bro!
01:31.0
Please don't be Kizunai, bro.
01:33.0
Kizunai ba yung sinabi ko bobo? Si Oshinoko, putang ina.
01:37.0
Si Oshinoko pala, Oshinoko.
01:38.0
Puta, si Oshinoko, putang inang yan.
01:40.0
Si Oshinoko, bro.
01:43.0
Eh, you know what? I'm gonna meet this guy, bro.
01:46.0
Ipaw lang pa ako.
01:47.0
Oh, shit! It's Chris!
01:48.0
Damn, Chris! Look at me, Chris! Am I pretty?
01:50.0
Look at me! Look at me!
01:51.0
Damn, bro! You tricked! Better look at me!
01:54.0
Am I pretty, bro?
01:55.0
Ano nga gawin ko?
01:58.0
This is the best thing ever!
02:04.0
I'm loving my character, bro.
02:11.0
Oh, my God! I am a spawn of Satan, bro.
02:14.0
This is the best character I have ever done in any game.
02:17.0
Okay, start game na.
02:19.0
Oh, I'm here. What up? What do you think of me?
02:25.0
Damn, bro! It's like yung spawn point ko is somewhere in the desert ng Africa or some shit.
02:32.0
Wait, wait. Ba't ako na yung puti? What the fuck is going on?
02:34.0
Oh, damn, bro! Alam mo na, Ken. Upo ko na din sa gitna.
02:36.0
Oh, shit! Parang alam ko na to! Paano mo mag-crouch? Paano mag-crouch?
02:46.0
Kulang na lang. Pag ito, ano pa rin sila.
02:49.0
Dito, save nyo lang kulay.
02:51.0
Join guild. Join guild.
02:52.0
Wala kami mga boss!
02:54.0
Boss fight pala tayo!
02:56.0
Meron nga! Meron nga! May mga boss fight!
02:59.0
Stop! Stop fucking! Stop doing that shit!
03:03.0
Nangangano si Chris. Nangangampas.
03:05.0
Oh, shit! We're gonna build a base. Alam mo na, Chris.
03:08.0
Alam mo na, Chris.
03:09.0
Alam mo na, Chris.
03:10.0
Kung builder namin.
03:11.0
Kung builder namin.
03:12.0
No, bro. We're gonna build each of our houses, okay?
03:15.0
Oh, shit! I see one. I see a fucking shit.
03:19.0
Damn, bro. Not gonna lie, bro. I kinda wanna stop playing now. I hate this game, bro.
03:24.0
Naghihilo na ako.
03:26.0
Deal. This is pa morga.
03:28.0
Deal. This is pa.
03:29.0
No, like, nahihilo ako. Like, parang motion sickness.
03:31.0
Turn off the motion blur, you fuck.
03:33.0
There is no motion blur. Oh, never mind. Meron.
03:36.0
Turn off the motion blur of your brain, bro.
03:40.0
It's my eyes, bro.
03:42.0
Guys, where are you? Ito ay kulay blue na ano na bato.
03:46.0
O, talagang galing talagang magharap ng bato na ganyan.
03:48.0
Siyempre, putang inakalam na good shit. Just call me, bro.
03:54.0
We can eat our pal. Putang ina!
03:58.0
Yes! I will level up my pal, be the best friend, and then I eat it.
04:02.0
Imagine eating Ragnar, bro. It will be the best thing ever.
04:06.0
Huwag pal dito. Pangalan ko Ragnar Gago.
04:09.0
Gago, magkakaroon na ako ng Pongelman Gabanila. You fuck. I don't know. This is it.
04:13.0
Magkakaroon na ako ng Palsphere.
04:16.0
Ay! I'm gonna catch my Pongelman, bro.
04:19.0
Saan si Pikachu? Anapin ko si Pikachu.
04:21.0
Gago, papunta sa iyo, Chris. Naka-catch.
04:25.0
Oh, fuck. You're fucked.
04:26.0
Oh, buta. Ano mo?
04:31.0
Lambola. Let's kill this guy.
04:33.0
No. I'm gonna play this game na wala Pokemon, Gago.
04:37.0
It's gonna be a Pokemon killer, bro.
04:39.0
Okay. Ito na. Ito na. Ito na. How do you throw your fucking shit?
04:42.0
Oh, shit! Minecraft!
04:46.0
Ay, sanity. Puta ko na.
04:49.0
Oh, damn. How do you use him?
04:51.0
Fuck him, Ken. Fuck him in the box.
04:53.0
I just did, bro. Hold on.
04:58.0
Pongelman, I choose you.
05:04.0
Ba't umiiyak siya?
05:05.0
Oh, my God. This is so mean, bro.
05:07.0
Oh, my God. I feel bad. Ba't siya umiiyak?
05:09.0
Oh, no. No, no, no.
05:10.0
No, bro. Fuck him up.
05:16.0
I ain't hold them.
05:17.0
Gago, gagawin mo siyang shield.
05:21.0
Oh, my God. This is so Genshin.
05:23.0
This game confirmed that people sa Pokemon Universe eats Pokemon.
05:30.0
Wait lang. Pag nag-sign ba kami ng NDA and then, it's been like years.
05:35.0
Gumaga pa rin ba yun, ah?
05:37.0
Can I still get sued-
05:40.0
For Pokemon? What do you mean?
05:41.0
They specifically-
05:43.0
großen sila dun na never mentioned that people actually eat Pokemon.
05:53.0
Parang ispecifically na never mention na kung saan galing yung pagkain
05:58.1
How is that an NDA putang ina?
06:02.1
No, no, no, literally parang just don't mention it in a video, alam mo yun?
06:09.8
Pwede ka kanina bro
06:11.5
Rating na kasi tutorial para putang inang yan
06:14.9
Alam natin kung anong gagawin okay
06:16.3
Kaya just unga bunga man
06:18.2
Remember what happened when we unga bunga the last time
06:23.4
Alamin mo bro, I don't think you're learning
06:26.0
I don't think you're learning anything there bro
06:28.5
I'm getting hype bro
06:30.3
Kinuha mo yung axe ko kaya niya
06:33.9
Ayan no, nasa iyo, uwalis ka nga dyan, nasa likod mo yung axe ko, hayop ka
06:37.4
How do you drop it there? Drop it
06:40.8
Ayan, ikakraft na ako bago
06:42.0
What the fuck is slurping soup?
06:48.8
Can I follow words? Ay, lang akong bilipre
06:53.4
I don't know, ikaw wala pang bilipre
06:55.4
Kaya nyo na yan, nukod na lang ako sa inyo
06:57.4
Ice is better than drag
06:59.9
Wala to? Bumili ako ng palwel
07:02.9
Hayop ka? Cam bro
07:06.4
Igago pal, without bed, we'll get stressed putang, just like me man
07:09.4
Pag di tayo nakatulog, may stress tayo, tama?
07:13.9
I'm breathing bro!
07:15.4
Oh my god, I can fuck with them
07:22.3
Controlo, oh my god
07:25.4
Pag pa- Cathedral mo sila huwag mag build na mga puta ng gamit dit
07:29.4
Wala pa ako diyan
07:32.4
Who the fuck is this guy?
07:34.4
Wondering merchant Gago
07:35.4
Pwede fuck is this guy?
07:37.0
Don't kill him bro
07:41.9
Oh milyihip farming hat
07:43.0
The police will come bro
07:45.2
You kill him, he will come bro
07:49.6
I don't know if Im a kunnen carmon or ikaw olungen?
07:51.7
i'm going to do it no no no no no no no i'm i'm sending
08:11.4
you always do that chris i need help help for what
08:17.2
that's mine get your shit before before i kill him bro don't do it bro that's my pet
08:35.3
let's go by the world i'm ready for you can't wait to eat my pal bro
08:43.6
and then turns them into slaves bro yeah bro
08:47.2
that's what dreams are made of
08:56.5
nintendo could never bro
09:47.2
Nalagay mo sa pall base
09:49.2
Ay gagawin nalagay ko sa pall base e! Akin to!
09:51.2
Gagawin na chrysalis ka dyan!
09:53.2
Ayun na! Selfing you! Oh damn!
09:57.2
Peace my bed bro!
10:03.2
What is he doing?
10:05.2
Can I kill this guy?
10:07.2
Can I kill this guy?
10:15.2
Oh shit! I'm dying!
10:21.2
Kasi kinalaban yun! Bobo ka pala e!
10:23.2
Di ko naman alam ganito siya kalakas!
10:25.2
Help! Vanilla help!
10:27.2
Where the fuck are you bro? I'm not there bro!
10:31.2
I have 48 seconds man! Before I die!
10:35.2
Go to south Vanilla!
10:37.2
36 seconds nalang! I'm gonna die!
10:39.2
I still see you! Where the fuck are you?
10:41.2
I see you! Ayun na punta ko sa south!
10:43.2
Baka dyan! Baka dyan!
10:45.2
Nandito na akong hagyap ka!
10:47.2
Come here Chris! Please help!
10:49.2
Gago dito na kita! I'm sorry!
10:57.2
Oh my god! May presets!
10:59.2
You can be Hatsune Miku bro!
11:01.2
Maybe I can make... I'm gonna make free rin ako!
11:07.2
Putang inang yan!
11:09.2
Pang babae ka tawa ko! Pero putang inang yan ako!
11:13.2
Putang inang yan! Damn bro!
11:15.2
This is go free rin!
