00:31.0
Anabago dito, huh?
00:32.0
Hindi ko alam, di ko alam
00:33.0
Anabago dito, huh?
00:34.0
Hindi ko alam, di ko alam
00:36.0
Wala mga uang eksplorasyon
00:37.0
Ikaw yung nanood eh
00:43.0
O, paano yan nandito?
00:44.0
Wait, you have 0 days left to meet the co...
00:45.0
Wait, we need to go to the, to the company first?
00:46.0
Wait, you have 0 days left to meet the co...
00:47.0
Wait, we need to go to the, to the company first?
00:50.0
Katapusan na natin ngayon bro
00:51.0
Katapusan na natin ngayon bro
00:52.3
Di ba pupunta muna tayo doon?
00:54.1
I'll get it, I'll get it, I'll get it
00:56.0
Wala naman nagbagoy, toому pa rin yun e
01:00.3
E Yan? Wala naman
01:02.1
Magkakataosивают
01:11.0
Halit tayo, try natin
01:14.8
So hindi spayng talaga
01:16.7
Anghayaan, awitin
01:23.9
Let's go! Bagong araw, bagong...
01:27.3
Wala naman nagbago eh.
01:28.6
Ito pa rin yun eh.
01:29.6
Wala naman tayong pera pa.
01:30.5
Ito yung mga flashlight.
01:32.0
Tangay na naman, little company to.
01:33.6
Wala naman nagbago.
01:34.8
Pinuloko lang tayo.
01:36.9
Ay naman, magsagot ka!
01:38.1
Kita na yung loobo?
01:40.2
Yeah, yan na sabi ko.
01:41.6
Kita na yung loobo?
01:42.6
That's what she said.
01:45.8
Uy, putang ina, bro.
01:47.7
Wow! Nagbago nga.
01:50.0
Nagbago na ang gobyerno natin.
01:51.6
Ano? Ano sabi mo?
01:58.8
Pumunta daw tayo sa tawiran.
02:06.8
Pag ako nahulog dito,
02:08.7
katapos sa walkie-talkie natin.
02:23.2
Oo, diba? Putang ina!
02:25.0
Naginirikitlog ko doon!
02:26.5
Meron ka yun, diba, diba?
02:27.7
Ang galing mo, diba?
02:28.5
Tapos dyan sa kaliwa mo, may...
02:32.5
Kaliwa, may kwarto.
02:33.5
May isang isa dyan.
02:38.0
Last span, pre. Putang ina.
02:40.5
Favorite na natin.
02:42.0
Ito lang, ano tayo?
02:42.7
Meron ba? Meron ba?
02:44.8
Eh, gago, nagiba yung season.
02:46.6
May pababa pa, may pababa!
02:50.0
Oh, shit, that's...
02:52.8
Boy, makinig kayo.
02:54.1
Putang ina, wala na.
02:54.9
May spider! May spider sa baba!
02:56.6
We cannot kill that guy, bro.
02:57.8
Wala tayong shovel.
02:59.1
Wala tayong shovel, hindi natin kaya yun.
03:01.1
Puno na natin to?
03:02.1
Puno na yun, wala na.
03:03.0
It is war release.
03:07.4
Ilaw, ilaw, ilaw, ilaw!
03:10.9
Ayan, ayan, ayan!
03:14.5
Ang ina, alam ko, mahal na,
03:20.3
Hilain ko titi mo, eh.
03:21.3
Puta kila mo, eh.
03:23.4
Umay, mahihila ka.
03:24.1
Para lumaki, daw.
03:25.4
Hindi, bago ko mga hilain,
03:26.6
puta matigas na yun, eh.
03:31.5
Hindi mo ba alam ito?
03:32.4
Pabor sa akin yun?
03:33.3
Hindi siya pagiging pabor, eh.
03:34.6
Gusto mo hilain titi mo?
03:39.4
Sino-sino ang tatanggisagrasya, gago?
03:42.0
Kaya pala sa onsen,
03:43.5
makatingin si Chris.
03:45.3
I know, right? I know, right?
03:46.5
Yun, pag-uusapan natin sa podcast ako, eh.
03:48.2
Kung parang gusto ni Chris,
03:49.8
pahila yung titi niya ako.
03:51.0
Nagpahilot pa si Chris sa akin.
03:55.5
Walang nangyari gano'n!
03:56.6
Siyempre, sa inyo sa inyo lang yun, eh.
03:58.0
Siyempre, kwento mo yan, eh.
04:01.3
There's no new moon.
04:04.2
May pagong moon, bro.
04:05.0
There is no new moon.
04:08.0
There is no new moon.
04:09.8
Huwag kang nga, alo.
04:11.6
Ash, just breathe.
04:18.8
What the f**k is yan?
04:20.8
Gago, it's the ano?
04:23.3
Oh, Jesus Christ!
04:27.4
Oh, s**t! It's killing you!
04:29.0
Gagalaw! Gagalaw! Gagalaw!
04:31.2
Ang mga mga pa sa akin!
04:32.8
Meron pa sa akin!
04:34.6
I'm lucky pa, dang!
04:37.1
It's not killing me, daw.
04:38.3
It's killing me, daw.
04:46.9
Oh, s**t! They're friendly, boy!
04:48.5
They're friendly!
04:50.8
Gago, it's a snake!
04:53.5
Gago, it's a snake!
04:55.4
Gago, it's a snake!
04:57.2
Okay, okay, okay.
05:02.2
Talib snakes are totally...
05:03.3
are totally blinded, which is easy to distinguish.
05:10.8
Oh, it's a snake!
05:29.8
Oh, it's a snake!
05:31.2
Oh, that's a snake!
05:35.7
It's a defin fest CS.
05:37.3
It's a not a Ahora snake.
05:38.3
It's also a grass snake, which is cool.
05:40.7
By the way, is this a snake?
05:41.1
Aside from the snake is a snake, not a mouse.
05:43.6
What the fuck? Ano yan?
05:45.6
Ano gagawin niyan?
05:49.6
What do you want?
05:51.6
My fucking lights are blinking
05:53.6
Your lights are blinking? Why?
05:55.6
I don't know! Someone's pulling a prank on me
06:01.6
Neil, yung remote na yan
06:03.6
kinokontrol niya yung ilaw ni Chris
06:05.6
So ngayon, nababaliw si Chris
06:07.6
Patuloy yung ilaw niya
06:11.6
Alala kami yung remote sa akin
06:19.6
Bobo to po yung nalaglan
06:23.6
Putang ina mo, wala ka naman dito, gago
06:35.6
Sabi daw niya sa akin
06:37.6
Sinabihan niya ako
06:41.6
Tapos yan naman yung tumalon
06:47.6
Tell me you're friendly
06:49.6
Tell me you're friendly, please
06:51.6
Ah shit, dead din
06:53.6
I don't know where the fuck am I
06:59.6
It is friendly pero huwag mo lalapitan
07:01.6
He's gonna attack me bro
07:03.6
Ken is that you, you little shit?
07:07.6
I don't know where the fuck to go!
07:15.6
Get! Run! You fucker!
07:17.6
What did you hear? What did you see?
07:19.6
May kalapat doon, gago
07:23.6
Putang ina, not going out boys
07:29.6
Putang ina mo, nagulat ako sa'yo
07:35.6
Sinil nalaglag ba siya?
07:39.6
Minumulto ako dito, puta namin
07:41.6
Kumapatay ng ilaw eh
07:45.6
Kris, minumulto ka ba Kris?
07:47.6
Ganito ba yung nangyayari?
07:49.6
Putang ina! It was simula lang!
07:51.6
It was simula lang!
07:53.6
It was simula lang!
07:55.6
Wait, did you realize na ikaw yung namumulto sa'kin?
07:57.6
No, pinipindot ni Neil tapos puta
07:59.6
Bigla nagreklamo ka
08:01.6
Minumulto ako dito, gago
08:03.6
Habi ni Neil, I don't know what this does
08:05.6
He kept slicking it
08:09.6
Tang ina, nahulog ang poteng
08:11.6
Buo, buo, tang ina mo
08:19.6
Putang ina, umulan bro
08:23.6
Kamuna yung ilaw yan?
08:43.6
Kasabi ko nang ingat
08:45.6
Sabi mo, sabi mo ingat na yan
08:49.6
Excited siya! New moon, yeah!
08:59.6
Fucking hell, Mike
09:07.6
May bahay dun oh!
09:23.6
Oh no, what's going on outside?
09:27.6
Neil shouted, narinig ko siya sa kabilang puwarta
09:29.6
Hey yo, what's going on here?
09:31.6
What the fuck? Yo, yo, yo!
09:35.6
Getting back here is a bit tricky
09:37.6
I think Neil's dead
09:39.6
What the fuck is that?
09:41.6
I still died, what happened to him?
09:45.6
Pinaba ako yung itlog
09:47.6
He started screaming sa kabilang bahay and now he's dead
09:51.6
Ika pala may tumutok
09:53.6
Ika pala may tumutok
09:55.6
Putang ina, Jinico
09:59.6
Chris, is that you, Chris?
10:01.6
I don't know how he died, bro, but I'm taking this back
10:03.6
Where is he? Blast?
10:05.6
Wait, sumabog daw dito?
10:21.6
I don't know what killed Neil, dude
10:23.6
But I heard his screams, bro
10:31.6
If you see us in the club
10:35.6
Are you asking me to kill you all?
10:49.6
I said where is he?
10:59.6
We're asking you to end the video
11:11.6
Guys bakit si Sprocken height yung ano mo?
11:15.6
Mga lumang palatastas
11:17.6
Mga lumang palatastas
11:19.6
Hindi si Sprocken, si Godfried Bandejo yan
11:23.6
O, may bago karakter pala siya
11:31.6
Pinapalambot ko na yung hotdog ko
11:33.6
Pinapalambot ko na yung hotdog ko
11:35.6
Ang sarap hotdog mo ah
11:39.6
Bakit mo ko sinisipa?
11:43.6
Sinisipa ako ng girlfriend ko
11:45.6
Ano yung hotdog mo kape?
11:51.6
Nagsabi, nagsalita yung casino boy
11:55.6
Literally the only guy here generating money everyday bro
11:57.6
Literally the only guy here generating money everyday bro
11:59.6
Literally the only guy here generating money everyday bro
12:09.6
Po mightyayin sa kedema
12:33.2
Bakit ka magkakasino kung hindi ka paldo?
12:37.2
Ano yan? May narinig akong ewan.
12:39.2
May maaligid na kami na rider.
12:42.2
Nahanap ko yung aparatos!
12:43.2
Sabihin mo sa akin na nahanap ko!
12:45.2
Malapit sa parexit yung aparatos Chris.
12:47.2
Narinig ko ba ako?
12:58.2
May karamahan siya sa kakna na.
13:00.2
He's looking at me right now bro.
13:02.2
He's looking at me right now bro.
13:07.2
Off ka ka may landmine.
13:08.2
Off mo daw yung landmine sabi ni Neil.
13:17.2
This creature is looking at me.
13:18.2
It's a hoarding bug bro.
13:19.2
It's just looking at me menacingly bro.
13:20.2
Just bypass that guy.
13:22.2
He's not gonna hurt you.
13:32.2
Did they explode?
13:39.2
I'm gonna get Neil's body.
13:40.2
I'm gonna get the fuck out bro.
13:41.2
Kukunin ka ng aparatos.
13:42.2
Tangin na mo dyan.
13:43.2
You're gonna die.
13:44.2
Kukunin na daw ni Ken yung aparatos.
13:54.2
Kasi there's this guy standing menacingly.
13:59.2
Just bypass that guy.
14:01.2
How do I bypass a guy?
14:03.2
I'm just your friend!
14:04.2
You get to hang out.
14:05.2
Come close to throw on him.
14:07.2
Kunin mo na yung aparatos.
14:09.2
Kukunin ko ng aparatos!
14:10.2
Good luck to every single one of you!
14:11.2
Katalo ba ako dito?
14:12.2
Katalo ba ako dito?
14:24.2
Where the fuck are you, bro?
14:26.2
I can't hear you!
14:29.2
Wala na akong ilaw.
14:31.2
Wala na akong ilaw.
14:33.2
Wala na akong ilaw.
14:35.2
Wala na akong ilaw.
14:39.2
Pwede naman dumas sa kabilang pero pwede na yan.
14:41.2
Di ba ako tatama dyan sa aming...
14:45.2
Let's go. Puta gabi na bro.
14:53.2
Baka sa laban mo pala idol e.
14:55.2
Sa laban mo pala idol e.
14:59.2
i'm gonna fly am i gonna fly
15:04.2
hindi pa dito ito may bago moon puta ito na naman tayo eh
15:08.4
ikaw muna ikaw muna bawal isa
15:10.1
isa lang isa isa lang
15:21.3
hello my baby hello my darling hello my
15:28.3
alagta ay puta dito aparatos oh
15:30.3
oh my god this guy
15:32.4
give me a loan please
15:35.3
nevermind may putangin
15:40.0
next one gago putangin mo
15:41.7
ay putangin mo may ano pala
15:47.0
ang inang hoarding bag to
15:49.2
wait lang may uod sa taas
15:51.8
gian gian gian gian
15:52.9
try mo may ano ko sa ulo tapos papaano ko doon
16:08.9
hindi dito yun eh
16:12.8
ah maybe he is gone bro
16:15.7
baka antay ano siya
16:18.0
guardian angel natin
16:24.2
she come else way to heaven
16:33.4
Chris, status report on Nil.
16:35.4
What happened? I heard him scream.
16:37.4
He's still alive, I think.
16:39.4
Baboon yung nga sa kanya. There's like a baboon
16:41.4
who's trying to get in here.
16:43.4
Fuck you, baboons!
16:45.4
The baboons are after me, Chris!
16:49.4
Hindi ko nakuha, no!
16:51.4
Puno mer! I'm with you!
16:53.4
I'm about to die.
16:55.4
I'm about to die, man.
17:01.4
Ang dami nila, gago!
17:03.4
It's like a whole family, bro.
17:05.4
What do they want? What do they want, bro?
17:07.4
What do they want?
17:09.4
If only we had a shotgun, bro.
17:11.4
If only we had a shotgun, bro. Easy.
17:19.4
Huwag natin sirain tong bridge
17:21.4
para di tayo mahirapin.
17:25.4
Ikaw pa ang magsasabi niya.
17:27.4
Huwag natin sirain. Kaya ko naman kasi sinisira niya.
17:33.4
What the fuck is that?
17:39.4
What is that noise? Holy shit!
17:41.4
There's a trap here, bro.
17:47.4
That's some Silent Hill shit. Go, Chris. Do it.
17:51.4
Do it for the team, Chris. For the basketball, Chris.
17:59.4
Okay lang, Chris.
18:01.4
Nice one. I'm going back.
18:15.4
Chris, I need landmines
18:17.4
disabled, please.
18:19.4
Can you just jump off it?
18:23.4
Can you just jump over it?
18:25.4
Too risky. Chris, if I die, I die, okay?
18:27.4
Putang ina, ang dilim. Wala makita.
18:29.4
A teak. A teak yan to.
18:33.4
Can you get back now?
18:35.4
Do I just go back from where I came from?
18:37.4
Wala pa fire exit dito?
18:51.4
Oh God, I made it.
18:53.4
Wait, you're attacking me.
18:55.4
What the fuck is wrong with you?
18:57.4
What the fuck is wrong with you?
19:01.4
Putang ina mo, magulat ako.
19:03.4
Kago bumili na daw ako dahil sa kanya?
19:05.4
Putang naging trio ako dahil sa kanya?
19:11.4
Ayoko na. Putang ina mo.
19:15.4
Pasok ka. Sige, pasok ka. Mayroon pa kaunti doon.
19:17.4
Pasok ka. Sige, pasok ka. Mayroon pa kaunti doon.
19:19.4
Pasok ka. Sige, pasok ka. Mayroon pa kaunti doon.
19:27.4
Ina mo, may naglalakad.
19:29.4
Gago ka. Sino yun?
19:31.4
Kala ko namatay ka rin.
19:37.4
Ano yung aso? Yung kamay ay aso, yung mukha.
19:39.4
Ahh, yung mukha. Tao.
19:41.4
What the fuck? Nakapasok ka?
19:47.4
Dalawang giant na nandito.
19:49.4
Iigat ka na lang. May aso na.
19:51.4
Iigat ka na lang.
19:53.4
Iigat ka na lang.
19:55.4
Iigat ka na lang.
19:57.4
Iigat ka na lang.
20:03.4
Ano nang nangyari dyan?
20:05.4
Matay si Ken, Gago.
20:07.4
Gago, pinasok na kayo?
20:09.4
Oo, patay si Ken.
20:25.4
Chris lipat na Chris
20:41.4
di mo namalala dyan ang parang nagloko
20:55.4
hayaan mo lang kasi siya mag roam
20:57.4
pinuntahan na ako e
20:59.4
yung kay ken hindi ako yun
21:05.4
gagaw pumasok lang talaga
21:09.4
nagulat nga ako dumaan
21:11.4
kaya nga tumaas na ako
21:13.4
tangin na hindi ko alam
21:35.4
kung baka padali ang buhay
21:37.4
baka mawawalan kami ng buhay
21:39.4
pampatay din to sa aso
21:41.4
pampatay din to sa aso
21:43.4
huwee batiyong mga mongoloid
21:45.4
oo una one hit ang mga hype dito
21:47.4
hahahaha check nga natin
21:52.4
Papasko muna sa'yo
21:54.4
Walkie talkie bro
21:57.4
Oh damn bro, you're a bee bro
22:02.4
Tapos kunin natin yung ano
22:05.4
Bee hive, pwede ba yun?
22:07.4
Hindi mo makuha yung bee hive
22:10.4
Is that how it works?
22:11.4
Check nga natin eh
22:18.4
Hindi ko, hindi ako umano
22:19.4
Baka dumaan na sila dyan
22:23.4
Tatestingin ko na to ah
22:24.4
Wait lang, wait lang, wait lang
22:25.4
Kunin nyo nalang yung ano ko
22:26.4
Yung putang inang flashlight ko
22:28.4
Check muna natin, check muna natin
22:37.4
Tiramahan ka? Tiramahan ka?
22:39.4
Oo, walang kwenta
22:48.4
What the fuck was that?
22:52.4
Hindi ko kunin ko itong bee hive
22:54.4
Kunin mo itong flashlight ko
22:57.4
No matter what happens
23:07.4
Putang ina mo yung flashlight andun
23:11.4
Putang ina yung flashlight andun mismo
23:17.4
Siya na yung tanga tanga
23:19.4
Ay nakuha ko bubuyog
23:25.4
Try mo ko na yung beta
23:26.4
I'm gonna give you a bridge okay?
23:29.4
Tapos pag papunta ka na dito
23:30.4
Ibabigyan ka ng bridge
23:48.4
Isa pa I can do this
23:54.4
Di ko makuha Chris
23:55.4
Chris di ko makuha Chris
23:58.4
This is how the pros do it
24:18.4
Lipad lipad lipad
24:28.4
Your sacrifice was not in vain
24:35.4
Siling ako pinatay so
24:39.4
Naayos ako ng keyboard
24:41.4
Naayos yung keyboard ko
24:46.4
Ay gagawin tin-trap
24:50.4
Ito ano tin-trap oh
24:57.4
Putang ina ko nitin yan
25:01.4
Putang ina pinagbabaril
25:05.4
Ito parang atas pala tayo
25:07.4
Putang may torrent
25:10.4
May torrent may torrent
25:17.4
Can I jump out at ito
25:23.4
Putang may creature din dito
25:30.4
I düny akan niyo ha
25:33.4
I know mo it sya hapil
25:34.4
Di mo mo it sya hapil
25:40.4
Hindi sk interview
25:44.4
Tama siya, balik tayo
25:57.1
Ano sila namatay doon dalawa?
26:10.3
Lumipad niya mo siyang katawan
26:12.1
Yo, what the hell?
26:12.8
Eh, eh, eto, eto, eto siya
26:14.9
Teka lang, baka sila kanina natin may teleporter tayo?
26:23.1
Hindi, yung mga ano pa, iba pang shit
26:24.8
Yung pala, yung shit
26:27.4
Bakit sila yung kanina natin may teleporter tayo?
26:32.6
Bakit sila yung binuhay natin di tayo may teleporter?
26:36.8
Hindi mo sinabi, meron na pala
26:42.8
Wala mayroon pa diyan?
26:44.7
Wala pa, wala rin diyan
26:45.9
Wala dito, wala rin
26:50.6
Buta ina mo, buta ina mo
26:52.5
Gawin patay ang patin niyo
26:55.2
Uy, buta ina, what's up?
26:57.4
Patayin niya, patayin ba
27:11.4
O, oh, oh, oh, oh
27:12.3
O, oh, oh, oh, oh
27:12.7
O, oh, oh, oh, oh
27:12.8
there's like two of these fucking assholes in me right now and they tried to
27:21.6
we need directions chris
27:42.8
we killed we killed freddy frasbear
27:49.5
we're all dead chris
28:11.7
neil fucked around in front of me
28:13.8
hinabo niya yung gagamba
28:14.8
kala niya josh siya
28:59.8
i can be a brilliant asset to this company
29:12.8
Thank you for watching!