01:08.0
lalakad lang tayo, oo lalakad
01:14.0
Torreno dun, okay pa yun e
01:18.0
Yung sana nakita ko isa
01:22.0
let me check, oh my gosh, good
01:24.0
holy shit this kid
01:26.0
he is f**king good
01:28.0
Can you like disassemble that cross?
01:30.0
That literally destroyed the f**king vehicle right there
01:32.0
You need the sledgehammer to destroy that cross
01:36.0
Well I can burn it
01:38.0
I can burn a cross but that would be like
01:44.0
You're an atheist
01:46.0
I respect religion
01:48.0
as much as I hate it
01:50.0
I just hate the people
01:54.0
Can you get hit by lightning in this game?
01:58.0
You know na malapit na mawala ng ilaw dito
02:02.0
We need generator
02:04.0
kaya kailangan natin ng metal container
02:06.0
to like store water and s**t
02:10.0
Oh s**t we gotta do that
02:12.0
Let's prepare that s**t
02:14.0
It's like in real life
02:16.0
And then pag dumating ang December f**king winter is gonna come
02:26.0
I f**king hate you Nil
02:28.0
Where the f**k is this police station here?
02:38.0
Ayan dyan yung mga zombie
02:40.0
I don't wanna die inside a f**king car again okay?
02:42.0
So what advantage do we get for being in the rain?
02:46.0
Bale kung meron tayong metal containers
02:48.0
on like water barrels
02:50.0
It could automatically fill water dun sa ano
02:52.0
and water catcher as well
02:54.0
Let's just keep quiet
02:58.0
Clear ko na to eh pero meron dito sa loob mismo
03:02.0
We got contact over here
03:04.0
I'm a burglar okay?
03:06.0
How do I open the door?
03:10.0
You have a lockpick?
03:12.0
No kailangan ba yun?
03:14.0
How the f**k do I make one?
03:16.0
You have a bobby pin?
03:18.0
No dito na lang putang ina may smash na window dito
03:28.0
Ay putang ina ka!
03:34.0
Chris can we restart the server?
03:36.0
That was f**ked up!
03:38.0
Naglalag yung karakter ko
03:40.0
Imbis na sa harap siya magharap sa likod
03:42.0
So binabanatan ako
03:44.0
I'm now bitten and dying again
03:46.0
That was so dumb!
03:50.0
Inaharap ko pero nakatalikod yung karakter ko
03:52.0
Dude that is unfair
03:54.0
How the f**k did you get bitten?
03:56.0
Dito diba inaatahe ko siya
04:00.0
I was trying to aim pero nakatalikod ganito yung karakter ko
04:04.0
Restart the server
04:06.0
That is f**ked up
04:10.0
I cannot restore the server
04:12.0
This is so f**king dumb
04:14.0
Why do I always die from the stupid mechanics of this game?
04:20.0
Lahat nung ginamit ko para mag learn yung mga ano ko mawawala ulit
04:26.0
This is so dumb Chris
04:28.0
This is f**king dumb
04:30.0
Put me in one of these doors
04:34.0
Ingat kaya I'm turning
04:36.0
What happened to you?
04:38.0
Kabubuhan ng laro
04:40.0
I got a skateboard
04:46.0
Huwag mo nalang siya i-loot
04:50.0
Papalik nalang ako
04:52.0
Huwag niyo i-loot
04:54.0
I'm gonna grab his corpse
04:56.0
I'll put him in the trunk
04:58.0
Help me clear this area
05:02.0
Bakit yan ang ginamit mo?
05:06.0
Tarantado ka talaga
05:10.0
Ah f**k that tama switch
05:14.0
Tangan eh tuloy mo na
05:18.0
Ubusin mo na sila
05:20.0
Talang kwente di nga ako makaano eh
05:22.0
Damn ginamit niya na
05:24.0
You leave me no choice man
05:26.0
Ang galing mo naman tumira
05:30.0
That's what she said
05:32.0
Nag-green na Neil nag-green na
05:34.0
Ibo mo nag-get out time?
05:40.0
Oh sh** pag nag-green nga
05:42.0
Oh sh** pag nag-green nga
05:44.0
Okay I'm gonna clear you guys
05:46.0
I'm gonna shoot Chris
05:48.0
F**k I'm exhausted
05:50.0
Ah tubig gusto mo?
05:52.0
No no no kailangan ko ng ano
05:54.0
Kailangan niyo magpahinga
05:56.0
Gummy beers? Orange soda? Pop?
06:02.0
But the thing is we're getting surrounded
06:06.0
Ken can't deal with them
06:16.0
Damn you guys are here
06:18.0
You know what? I'm out
06:22.0
Gago may helicopter nga
06:30.0
Why do we need to hide?
06:32.0
No kasi pag nakita ka niya susundan ka niya
06:34.0
Tapos pupunta sa'yo yung lahat ng zombie
06:36.0
Ba't di ako susundan?
06:38.0
That's how it works okay?
06:40.0
Because the US government f**king hates us
06:42.0
But we're inside a house they don't know we're here
06:44.0
We're here they will know
06:46.0
Out out out no no no
06:52.0
Let's go let's do it
06:54.0
I don't have food let's just go
06:56.0
May kita ba natin yung helicopter dito?
07:00.0
Alam ko magano yun magpo flashlight ng ilaw pag nakita ko
07:02.0
Wala bang benefit ng helicopter?
07:04.0
It's just gonna draw the zombies here
07:06.0
Yeah draw zombies
07:08.0
Chris what are you waiting for?
07:10.0
Hindi pala nilagay yung mga gamit ko by the way
07:14.0
Nasa likod sa sakin
07:16.0
Why can't they leave?
07:18.0
Why won't they leave?
07:20.0
They do not want survivors
07:22.0
The US government doesn't want any survivors
07:24.0
So when do they leave?
07:26.0
When we're all dead
07:28.0
Pwede sa pagdating natin ng Westport pwede kong lagyan ng
07:30.0
Or sa Louisville pwede kong lagyan ng
07:36.0
Para at least realistic na there's like
07:38.0
actual guns there
07:40.0
Because it's a military base
07:42.0
Wag mo na kayo load yun pag nag load yun wala na
07:44.0
Wait is that you?
07:46.0
Is that your old buddy right there?
07:56.0
Right click look behind I can't see it what the f**k?
08:04.0
Yo that's me that's me Chris
08:06.0
F**k him up f**k him no
08:08.0
Let me do it let me do it
08:10.0
Who the f**k is this asshole?
08:12.0
Let me do it okay
08:14.0
Can you guys kill the other ones?
08:16.0
Let me have a 1v1 with my old self okay
08:18.0
Putang ina mo Gloco
08:22.0
Tang ina bum bagsak si Gloco tang ina bobo
08:24.0
Eto yung dateng Gloco
08:26.0
Na try tubusan na gusto niyang patayin
08:28.0
Putang ina mga hayop na to
08:30.0
Yeah I'm pulling the guy
08:32.0
Putang ina f**k these f**king people
08:40.0
Inahabol ako ni Gloco putang ina what the f**k
08:42.0
Oh my god I'm scratched
08:46.0
Welcome to worst goal bro
08:50.0
Putang ina mo Gloco
08:52.0
Persona I am thou thou art I
08:54.0
Putang ina ka hayop ka
08:56.0
I can't believe we actually saw my body again
09:00.0
Putang ina mo huwag kang KS
09:02.0
Putang ina AS yung
09:04.0
No I did not I killed the guy
09:06.0
Putang ina ang dami
09:08.0
Can you mark this place I'm coming back with that guy
09:18.0
I found Gloco again holy shit
09:20.0
I am grabbing my corpse
09:22.0
I'm putting it in the car okay
09:24.0
Masyadong malaking corpse I think
09:26.0
This was supposed to be a nice neighborhood
09:28.0
This used to be a nice neighborhood
09:30.0
This used to be a nice neighborhood
09:32.0
You want Gloco 1.0 to get buried
09:34.0
You want Gloco 1.0 to get buried
09:38.0
If you have a shovel
09:40.0
I don't have a shovel
09:44.0
Di ba nakapagpagas ka naman
09:46.0
I am extremely heavy loaded
09:50.0
Well all I can say was
09:52.0
He did his best when no one else did
09:54.0
To catch them is my real test
09:56.0
To catch them is my real test
09:58.0
To train them is my cost
10:02.0
Like Kuya Scott and Pat say old Gloco
10:06.0
You did really well to survive
10:08.0
Oh f**k holy s**t
10:12.0
I treated him like my brother bro
10:14.0
Like every father did
10:16.0
Oh s**t turned into a s**t
10:26.0
Chris I think I'm gonna die
10:28.0
Don't tell anyone
10:32.0
I think I'm gonna die
10:34.0
I think I got bitten Chris
10:36.0
You think you got bitten
10:42.0
You know they're taking care of you right
10:46.0
It's fine I'll disinfect this
10:52.0
You're infected though eh
10:56.0
I'm good I'm okay
10:58.0
I got lacerations on both
11:00.0
I got lacerations on both
11:04.0
You're gonna live okay
11:06.0
I'm okay never mind
11:08.0
I think it's Vanilla
11:10.0
Chris you see this Chris
11:14.0
It's my other body another one
11:16.0
Wait I want this guy
11:18.0
It's Vanilla right there
11:22.0
It's Vanilla right there
11:24.0
It's Vanilla right there
11:36.0
I thought you're gonna protect me bro
11:38.0
I thought you're gonna protect me bro
11:44.0
Hell yeah you got beaten
11:52.0
Is that sure Chris?
11:54.0
Yeah you're gonna die
11:56.0
This is a borrowed time
11:58.0
You only got like 3 days to live
12:02.0
You only got like 3 days to live
12:04.0
You're not gonna die
12:08.0
I thought Chris was gonna protect me
12:10.0
You didn't say anything
12:12.0
I said I'll get the bag
12:16.0
I said it was for them
12:22.0
Okay guys, you guys are an asshole, okay?
12:24.6
You're an asshole, bro.
12:26.0
Putang na try to, ano, try to get them, you know, bags and shit.
12:29.8
Napit na pala natin ah.
12:33.2
Alright, give me some hammers. It's about...
12:35.6
Wait lang, Chris, you do your thing.
12:39.2
Hindi ko alam kung paano maayosin throughan eh.
12:41.3
You know what? It doesn't matter.
12:42.5
At the moment, hindi mo ina kasi putang ina.
12:45.0
Ayusin mo na yun next time.
12:46.1
But I have Carpentry 4, I can probably build a fucking fence na.
12:52.0
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