00:14.0
That's all he has okay?
00:16.3
I was being sarcastic okay?
00:18.5
dyan lang yung chad dyan
00:19.5
nasa momento gago
00:22.3
Dyan nga itong map niya
00:23.7
Yup what the fuck is this man?
00:25.5
Ano itong map mo gago?
00:30.0
Itong gagawin natin okay?
00:31.2
We're gonna help Neil
00:32.3
This is DLC by the way
00:34.5
We're gonna help Neil
00:35.3
become an Elden Lord
00:38.0
Paano mag-emote ulit dito diyo ano Ken?
00:42.0
Nababalik pa ako sa inventory
00:50.3
The Elden Lords bro
00:52.8
The Elden baby bro
00:55.0
Gago nasa world ni Neil yung ano
00:59.8
What are you doing there John?
01:01.1
Nandito ako sa round table hold
01:03.1
What do you mean?
01:04.1
Asan ka putang ina ka?
01:05.3
I can see you bro
01:06.3
Sa round table hold
01:07.3
Sa round table hold
01:08.5
G tapos nasa level
01:11.1
What the fuck we're seeing you getting hugged
01:18.3
You're humping the wall bro
01:20.6
You're humping the wall
01:22.1
Puta nga ako dyan
01:23.1
Get your fucking hands off my mummy bro
01:26.1
I'm getting the hugs bro
01:28.1
That's my mummy bro
01:29.3
Oh she's floating bro
01:32.6
Oh wait na I'm a bug checker
01:33.8
Nandito pa ba yung ano niya?
01:46.9
Nakainan ka ba dyan?
01:49.9
Tayo uubusin mo yung amoy niya eh
01:55.9
Tignan mo yung mukha ko
01:56.9
Tignan mo yung mukha ko
01:58.1
Tignan mo yung mukha ko
02:03.1
You can bug check this
02:05.1
I'm a bug checker
02:08.1
Buksan na ba ni Neil to?
02:09.1
Buksan mo to Neil
02:10.1
Buksan na pala ni Neil
02:13.1
Nevermind daanan mo lang pala eh
02:15.1
Wait may kalaban dyan!
02:19.1
Dahil na ba dahil na?
02:21.1
Habi ko nabang lang
02:22.1
Heal this bitches bro
02:23.1
Ako yung healer niya
02:24.1
I got the heals bro
02:25.1
What's that guy doing?
02:29.1
Nasa aquarium ko lang to mga to eh
02:36.1
Ang galing mo try ni Neil
02:42.1
We gotta find the grace
02:44.1
Fuck that guy up bro
02:47.1
I will fuck him up bro
02:51.1
Pinaparalatay ni Neil
02:52.1
Pinaparalatay ni Neil
02:56.1
Dude I need parry
02:57.1
May parry ba dito?
02:59.1
I want the parry bro
03:00.1
I want the parry bro
03:04.1
Puta siya nakakuhaan
03:07.1
You still remember?
03:09.1
Ay pwede ko pala buksan eh
03:10.1
Ah yeah seamless nga
03:13.1
Ito tayo lahat ang players dito
03:18.1
Fuck this guy bro
03:26.1
Walang malakas na man
03:28.1
Nagpo frost giant ang putang gago
03:33.1
Puta mga tabi boy pa eh doon
03:37.1
Puta kita mo yung gano' ko
03:38.1
Let me fucking heal
03:41.1
At paano yung gamitin yung ano?
03:44.1
Yung incantations?
03:46.1
Gago ka nalaglag ako
03:47.1
Paano gamitin yung incantations sa taas?
03:51.1
I don't fucking know
03:53.1
Kaya nga di ba may anataya
03:54.1
Para sa amin letter R eh
03:56.1
What the fuck is letter R?
03:59.1
Di ka pa keyboard ha
04:03.1
I get it I get it I get it
04:06.1
Ito na ito na ang boss
04:09.1
Yan yung boss ang laki laki nun eh
04:15.1
Yung god skin duo to diba?
04:17.1
Hindi ba yung god skin duo
04:19.1
God skin motherfuckers yan?
04:21.1
Uy may serpent shield ako bro
04:23.1
Don't bother trying the door bro
04:24.1
That shit is locked
04:25.1
So what do we do?
04:26.1
Is you glowing bro?
04:31.1
I was talking to my clone
04:32.1
Punta kayo dito sa left side
04:36.1
Dinaanan nyo lang ako bobo
04:37.1
Yago dinaanan doon tayo
04:38.1
Oh shit help help help
04:39.1
Yago sino yung mamamatay?
04:41.1
Putangina ba gano'n
04:43.1
I'm gonna run around again
04:44.1
Dinaanan nyo lang ulit ako
04:47.1
What are you talking about?
04:48.1
I don't even see you bro
04:49.1
We don't even see you
04:52.1
Oh my god there's a ladder
04:54.1
Bindi ba nila like
04:57.1
I think I just can do oh?
04:58.1
Oh may nahulog gago
05:00.1
Game is so easy with people bro
05:01.1
Gago papasukin niyo yung ano
05:02.1
Yung mimic ni John
05:05.1
Atake na sa labas pa rin
05:07.1
No he's still here
05:08.1
He's still here bro
05:09.1
He's still here bro
05:10.1
Atake mo atake mo
05:15.1
Banila where the fuck do we go bro?
05:16.1
Go just follow me
05:18.1
Don't mind that bitch
05:20.1
How do you know all of this bro?
05:27.1
Tang ina si John oh
05:31.1
Tang ina what the fuck
05:32.1
Tang ina what the fuck
05:33.1
Tang ina what the fuck
05:34.1
Tang ina what the fuck
05:35.1
Anong mayayari sa boss?
05:36.1
Puta na naglarate monster hunter no?
05:42.1
Pwede akong mag level up
05:48.1
Kailangan ko ng 128,000 runes
05:51.1
Okay game game game game
05:53.1
I want the boss bro
05:54.1
I want the boss bro
05:55.1
Banila let's go bro
05:56.1
I want the boss as well bro
05:57.1
I want the boss as well bro
06:00.1
He was shielding and shit
06:01.1
He's sucking me bro
06:02.1
He's sucking me bro
06:03.1
He's sucking me bro
06:04.1
Wow he's sucking Ken man
06:05.1
Tang ina he suck me bro
06:06.1
I can't believe you got sucked Ken
06:09.1
Sinaki sake pake pake ako doon ha
06:12.1
He killed this guy
06:13.1
He killed violated
06:18.1
Dito nga yung god skin
06:19.1
Oo nga yung god skin nga muna
06:21.1
Sasagitin lang yan
06:23.1
Yung weapon bigyan nyo kanila ha
06:24.1
Pasok pasokin nyo yung boss
06:33.1
Ang isahan lang to gagaw
06:37.1
Ang bobo ni Ken tang en
06:40.1
Time to kill this guy bro
06:41.1
Oh, that guy I'll take him
06:43.1
Oh, there's a guy
06:46.1
Wala paano magtuhan dito ulit
06:47.1
Tang ina wait lang
06:51.1
Mayroon pa lang tanong sa amin ey
06:54.1
use tapos attack steady use okay that's attack oh oh you bitch you are gonna die what did you say
07:19.1
let me go you fucking bitches
07:27.1
nil is gonna kill god skin
07:31.1
there's grace there
07:33.1
you're gonna activate
07:35.1
we're gonna get out
07:39.1
i don't know i killed them
07:43.1
i'm just an elder lord
07:49.1
i think i passed these
08:01.1
how can you go back
08:11.1
why is this frozen
08:17.1
i'll change the ash
08:29.1
oh shit we're gonna die from this
08:33.1
i'll just hit that
09:27.1
bro. Good. Nice. May may ano ako may may ano ako dyan
09:34.3
Putang inang yan. Ano nangyayari sa inyo? Hindi ko alam.
09:41.3
Tawag kami ng demon namin okey. Let's go. Puta rin na
09:45.3
pasok kapatid. Let's go. Ay. Ay makapasok. Paano makapasok?
09:49.8
I can't go in. May may tawag ito. I can't go in. I can't.
09:55.8
I use use. I can't not. I can't go in. May ano pa ako? May
10:01.7
cutscenes pa ako. May cutscenes pa siya. Wala ko lang
10:04.0
nakapasok. Wala na. Pwede na. Pwede na.
10:07.4
Pwede na po. Yeah. Puta ka na. Oh my god. Puta blue ka
10:16.1
kagad. What the fuck?
10:25.8
Ita. Ita. I will heal. I can't heal. I can't heal for some
10:31.9
reason. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm not dead. He's dead. He's
10:36.2
staggered bro. Patayin niyo. Patayin niyo. He's dead. He's
10:40.5
dead. He's dead. He's dead. May second face pa yan. May second
10:45.0
face pa yan. Wow. Puta na si Marina nasa harapan kanina pa
10:48.6
sinusintok-sintok niya gago. Di ah? Wait lang. Holy shit this
10:53.7
guy bro. He's going home. Di ba may second one? May second one?
10:55.8
Okay. Ninety-one K damage.
11:00.4
May second face pa yan. Mayroon. Mayroon nga yan o. This is
11:03.7
disgusting. Disgusting. Panorin natin kung sino yung nasa ano.
11:07.4
May may kita yung karakter niyo eh. Damn he was just
11:11.4
sleeping bro. Who the hell? Damn John okay. It's me. This is
11:17.5
my world now. I love this part bro. Puta yun yung weapon niya.
11:21.8
Dime yung magician.
11:40.8
I hate how this guy talks bro. I love him bro.
11:46.2
Wala na pala. Wala na pala ako ano. Nakatingin siya sa akin
11:49.9
bro. Oh shit. Ikaw yung angkro. Ikaw yung angkro ay tol. Yes hindi niyo bubawas.
11:55.8
Arigot punta minitslap ako. Tangka na ka. Matatingin sa akin
12:00.5
gago. Arigot ita ita. Di mo makabawas.
12:07.9
Stun him. Stagger him. Patay si John. Patay si John gago.
12:14.3
Patayin niya na yan. Ano ang nakakaano? Di ko ma damage
12:18.5
yan. Keep using the the ash of war bro. What ash of war? Yung ba?
12:22.8
educ. Ano yung job ko? I'm healing you bro. Yea!
12:25.4
I'm going for the tail. I'm going for the tail. I cover!
12:34.9
Eee! I charge mo yan. Boom! I charge mo. I charge mo! Yan!
12:40.2
I know. Boom! Na stagger. Wala na watan lang yung buntot siya.
12:46.0
Wala akong mamatay na rin ako gago! contractor diyo. Heaving! You know what? Headshot seal.
12:48.9
As Bret Lichtluis lang talaga bang healing diyo maritime Woo.
12:52.8
Putang ina niyo! Layo niyo sa akin!
12:54.8
Go! Reme na yan! Yan!
12:56.8
Putang napasampas nila!
12:58.8
Ayun nun! Na-stagger!
13:00.8
Pinapatay ko rin siya! Putang ina niyo!
13:03.8
I'm going for the tail bro!
13:05.8
Neil do it! Neil!
13:10.8
Isa na lang! Kung hindi magtubaba!
13:16.8
Pose on that bitch!
13:18.8
Pose on that bitch!
13:20.8
Pose on that bitch bro!
13:26.8
Bata pa lang ako kay bitch!
13:29.8
Tangin na si John Dino!
13:31.8
Tangin ang pangit mo tingnan!
13:33.8
Pangalawa! Pangalawa!
13:34.8
Pangalawa! Pangalawa!
13:35.8
Pangalawa! Pangalawa!
13:36.8
Pangalawa! Pangalawa!
13:38.8
Ikaw ko wala akong ganyan! Wait lang!
13:39.8
Hindi ko na iba eh!
13:40.8
Obo mo! Ito na lang sa akin!
13:42.8
Ito na lang sa akin!
13:43.8
Hmmmm! Tangin na ka!
13:45.8
See this John? See this John?
13:47.8
John could never bro!
13:48.8
John could never bro!
13:50.8
Napatay si Maria!
13:51.8
I'm in your venue bro!
13:53.8
Parang ako memories ko pa dito!
13:54.8
Papatay ko na sa akin!
13:55.8
Pero napatay niyo na si Moog!
13:57.8
Napatay niyo na natin si Moog eh!
13:58.8
Hindi ko alam napatay ko na!
13:59.8
Eh check natin yung ano yung map!
14:01.8
Kung na-unlock niya nga ba yung underground!
14:04.8
Papunta ka lang niya paggawin yung question!
14:05.8
Ay hindi! Oo wala pa idol!
14:07.8
Napapatay natin si Moog!
14:08.8
Tangina si Ancestral Woods pa lang!
14:10.8
Sophia River pa lang bro!
14:12.8
Papatay mo natin si Godfrey!
14:14.8
Let's make him our bitch!
14:16.8
Papatay natin si Malenya pag...
14:19.8
How about mimik natin pumatayo?
14:20.8
Or mimik lang natin?
14:26.8
Matipay na mimik kagadang inak yan!
14:34.8
Mayroong isa sa likod!
14:49.8
Pwede mabutay na mga...
14:54.8
Magpasok ko dyan matitrigger mo na!
14:58.8
Your time to shine bro!
14:59.8
Putang nag mimik pag-aagot!
15:00.8
Lahat ng mimiks natin oh!
15:02.8
Lahat ng mimiks oh!
15:04.8
Lahat ng mimiks oh!
15:07.8
Lalo yung papatay dyan!
15:12.8
Ina mamatay pa ako!
15:20.6
Ah! Mamamatay yung akin!
15:24.0
Puta kaya mimik ko siya!
15:25.0
Patay mimik ko, gago!
15:26.2
Oh no! Di okay si Koke, bro!
15:30.6
Mimik ko sa labas!
15:33.8
Cast mullet! Cast mullet!
15:34.9
Oh shit! Here comes the fake Elden Lord, bro!
15:38.5
There's two fake Elden Lords na!
15:40.7
Wait lang! Wait lang! Let the mimics cook, bro!
15:46.2
Bumabak pa yung akin! Bumabak pa!
15:50.2
Use your arm, man!
15:51.2
What the fuck, John! Don't do that, bro!
15:53.2
What the fuck, John! Don't do that, bro!
15:54.2
What the fuck, John! Don't do that, bro!
15:56.2
Nil is gonna die!
15:57.2
It's fine! It's fine! Let the mimic do it, bro!
15:59.7
Nil is gonna die! Ha ha ha ha!
16:07.1
Oh shit! My mimic's still alive, bro!
16:09.1
Ryu ga waga! Take it off!
16:16.1
Tangina kang hayop ka!
16:24.1
Akin yung last hit! Putang ina niyo!
16:30.1
Ang bobo na mimics natin, seryoso!
16:32.1
Ang bobo na mimics natin, tangina! Let's never do that again, bro!
16:34.1
Pag malambot pa, limambot na sila!
16:36.1
Tara na! Si Margaret na or yung whatever bullshit na assassin yung papatayin natin dito, I think.
16:44.1
Let's go! Summon ba natin si Ako?
16:54.1
Because we need bitches, bro.
16:55.1
We are maidenless, bro.
16:56.1
Dito siya! Baka di kinanil yung quest!
16:57.1
Hindi kailangan kinanil. Oo. Wala.
16:59.1
Kasi ano tayo? Seamless.
17:00.1
O, let's go! Get in!
17:04.1
O, gulpin ko na yun! O, let's go! Gulpin na natin lahat!
17:07.1
Pinatay na natin yung ano niya!
17:08.1
Multo niya, okay!
17:10.1
Oh my God! You are all of a beast!
17:15.1
Try only lang ito ha
17:22.1
Saan mo nandar mimic bro?
17:24.1
Saan mo nandar mimic mo?
17:25.1
Bakit tayo nag agro? WTF?
17:27.1
Dapat, kaya gano'n tayo
17:28.1
Dapat raid build tayo
17:31.1
Yung mga naka shield, ganun
17:32.1
Yung mga naka shield, yung mga naka damage build
17:36.1
Bumutok yung bloodlust, gagaw!
17:37.1
Bumutok yung bloodlust!
17:50.1
Bumutok yung bloodlust!
17:51.1
Ano yung mga pwede
18:14.1
Ano yung mga pwede?
18:15.1
He died of cringe bro
18:16.1
Nagsasalta pa siya eh gago
18:17.1
Nagsasalta pa siya
18:18.1
Ginawa kayo kay ano?
18:20.1
He died of cringe
18:21.1
Ha? Nag cutscene dapat?
18:22.1
Oo pero siya sutok-sutok siya gago
18:25.1
Sige nag trigger sa atin yung cutscene
18:27.1
Sutok-sutok siya gago
18:28.1
Follow Vanilla bro
18:30.1
I am following Vanilla
18:33.1
Huwag mong pinutin
18:34.1
Putang na pinuntot ka
18:35.1
Bye bye nil paalam
18:40.1
Ang ina na matay siya
18:41.1
Putang ina na din yung tumawalon kayo
18:44.1
Damn bro inunan na tayo ni Gloko
18:45.1
Putang nila makat na siya
18:46.1
Gago tayo naman may boss dyan eh
18:47.1
Matatingin nyo di ko kaya yun?
18:51.1
May cutscene na maganda
18:52.1
Tama tama kailangan natin magiging
18:53.1
Kaya tayo madudumain
18:54.1
Expansion tayo ni
18:56.1
Tingin lang kayo sa harap
19:07.1
Kalaw ko dun yung
19:12.1
Ang ganda ganda na forma ko
19:13.1
Putang lahat na katalikod
19:14.1
Kalaw ko dun yung harapan
19:15.1
Kala ko dun yung harapan
19:16.1
Kala ko dun yung harapan
19:17.1
Sabi mo kasi tingin kayo sa harap
19:18.1
Pataki yung lahat ko
19:19.1
So f**king dumb mo
19:23.1
Ang ganda na pose ko
19:24.1
Lahat na katalikod
19:25.1
Pataki yung lahat
19:26.1
Kala ko dun yung harapan
19:27.1
Kala ko dun yung harapan
19:31.1
Sayang nung setup ko Gago
19:34.1
I'm in the capital
19:35.1
Outskirts mada f**k
19:39.1
Aray ko putang ina ka
19:42.1
Putang inang Neil to
19:44.1
Tulutang si Neil Gago
19:48.1
Vanilla good luck to you bro
19:50.1
What the f**k is that
19:55.1
Nakbo hanggang may langit
19:56.1
Gago di na mag problem
19:59.1
You gotta help me kill this mada f**ka bro
20:03.1
Puta nahulog si Torrent
20:05.1
I'm so f**king dumb
20:10.1
I'm so f**king dumb bro
20:11.1
I'm so f**king dumb
20:12.1
How do you jump off of
20:13.1
Help me kill this mada f**ka bro
20:15.1
Gaperaso lang yung ano ko sa kanya
20:18.1
You're on your own
20:23.1
Gumaga na yung shield
20:30.1
Naubos yung ano ni Aiden
21:10.1
Huwag ko ng ina mo
21:12.1
Can you stop doing that f**king move?
21:18.1
Ina mo, 3 hits lang!
21:24.1
Finally, holy s**t!
21:26.1
What the f**k are you guys doing bro?
21:28.1
What are you guys f**king doing man?
21:30.1
There, naka-spectate ka pala
21:32.1
What the f**k is that?
21:34.1
I'm just looking at my dead body bro
21:36.1
The whole f**king time
21:38.1
I'm already like that
21:40.1
Grace to the world
21:42.1
Patayin natin si Mog, that's it, we call it a day
21:44.1
Papayin na si Mog, gago
21:50.1
Wala siya, Sophia River
21:52.1
Ay putang ina mo, wala pa nga
21:54.1
Kailangan niya pa kakausapin yung may napakin na idol
21:56.1
Why you capping bro?
21:58.1
Kahit hindi niya na kakausapin, may TP papunta doon
22:00.1
Wala na ba tayong pwedeng patayin na ibang boss?
22:02.1
Part 2 ng story, kasi itong pag napatayin natin si Mog
22:04.1
I think makukuha ni Neil yung
22:06.1
To be honest, try mo nga Neil
22:08.1
Kaya ano, may medal yun kaya na
22:10.1
Or kausapin mo muna ito matanda
22:12.1
Pagalitan ka pa niya
22:14.1
Pagalitan ka pa niya
22:16.1
Pagalitan ka pa niya
22:18.1
Pagalitan ka pa niya
22:20.1
Pagalitan ka pa niya
22:22.1
Pagalitan ka pa niya
22:24.1
Pagalitan ka pa niya
22:28.1
Gago ba't niyo pinatay?
22:32.1
Shut your big ass up grandma
22:40.1
wala ka lang talaga medalyon legit
22:41.1
yun masya medalyon
22:42.1
yeah 0 medalyon bakit dito
22:44.1
makita mo nga kay Rold bro
22:45.1
putang in a nice one nail
22:47.1
pinagkita niya nga bro
22:49.1
kailangan kasi naka ano ka
23:08.1
kailangan kasi naka ano ka