HAPPY BIRTHDAY NICO DAVID!!!!! feat. Not Sir Jude and Kuya Micheal
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Okay mga kaibigan.
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Okay mga kaibigan.
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Kamusta, kamusta, kamusta kayo dyan?
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Na-miss ko na to ha.
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Tagal na natin di nagla-livestream ha.
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Patay natin yung electric fan.
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Sana nakikita ko ha.
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Okay, shoutouts muna tayo.
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Kevin Mark, shoutout sa'yo.
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Of course, ang ating mga mods.
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Happy birthday sa akin.
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Thank you so much.
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Ang dami ng mga old school
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Juan Nicolas De Jesus.
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Hello sa'yo, bro.
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Tyrell James Barro.
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Maraming salamat.
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Salamat mo sa lahat ng bumate.
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I cannot thank you enough.
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Maraming salamat po
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dito sa channel na to.
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Maraming salamat, bros.
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Mga nagsusubscribe pa rin sa
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bumibili ng ating
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Kasi yung membership natin
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79 pieces lang yun.
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makukuha na perks.
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Hindi ko na na-update
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kasi medyo busy ako
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sa mga panahon na ngayon.
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Pero I'll do my best.
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Dami natin pwedeng
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pag-usapan nyo yun.
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Tradition kasi lagi
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Audience impact to eh.
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Or audience experience
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mag-chill lang tayo
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magkukwentuhan tayo
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about sa mga bagay-bagay.
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Eh, wala namang problema doon.
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more content boss Niko
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sabi ni Renz Evasco.
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Thank you so much.
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Lagi ako nanonood sa video mo.
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Thank you, thank you to'y.
03:45.1
Ramel Jan Villanueva
03:46.3
Happy birthday sir.
03:51.0
Masaya naman ang araw ko.
03:56.8
Guys, palike lang po ng video
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para mapunta tayo
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para matuwa si Aling Susan
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at saka si Manong
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yung bagong CEO ng YouTube.
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Napakaangas ng birthday mo ngayon.
04:11.5
Naalala ko yung iyong last mong sabi
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anong action gagawin
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ng government sa Pogo
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ganito yung result sa zona.
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Tabi ko sa inyo eh.
04:22.1
Ang daming nagkatutuod
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dun sa sinabi ko.
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Kung napanood nyo
04:26.8
yung aking podcast
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ang sabi kong ganoon
04:38.9
pulvoron video na yon.
04:44.8
Ang ganda nung kuha na yon eh.
04:46.3
Pero hindi na natin
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pwedeng iplay yon
04:48.5
it's a violation.
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So kung napanood yon
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Pero para sa akin talaga
04:56.8
yon ng third party.
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Doon mo lang kasi malalaman
05:04.0
sabi ni Teodoro Manabat
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bakas tayo online gaming?
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maraming nag-aalok sa akin
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ng online gaming.
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okay na naman yung
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sa lahat ng bagay
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kailangan kong habulin.
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basta it's very rewarding
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magbebenta pa ako
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Sana bumili kayo ah.
05:43.6
Boss Nix from Cebu.
05:46.5
Fleet Admiral Akin
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maligayang karawan Brad.
05:51.3
Maraming salamat.
05:52.1
Medyo ngayon talaga
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ang resolution ko
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sa sarili ko ngayon
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nitong taon na to
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medyo napabayaan ko siya.
06:12.5
Jacqueline Mangyane
06:13.6
hello sa iyo tol.
06:21.9
ang binibenta mo?
06:22.8
French Bulldog po.
06:24.5
Maglalabas po ako
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kayo po ang bahal
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ang magpangalan sa kanila.
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na ibibigay nyo sa akin
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ang magpapangalan
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yun ang ilalagay natin
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birth certificate.
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ang pinangalan nyo
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yung pangalan ng aso.
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Ganun lang kasi po.
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mga ka-landlords.
06:49.3
marami akong plano
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hindi ko magagawa yun
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kung hindi ako healthy
06:56.9
naiintindihan ko naman yun.
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i-identify ko yung problema
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uy si Maria Alcos
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aba si Adrian Galeon
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eto yun na yung mga dati
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ng aso is Franklin
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wala akong magagawa
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ang nag-decide dun
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as in dun sa papel
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ilalagay yung pangalan
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kung gusto nilang
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pwede naman ngayon
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actually ngayon din
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kasi napanood ko yung Sona
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nag-non-notes ako
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unang-una pa lang
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ni Pangulong Marquez
07:56.0
ang focus ko ngayon
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putang inang mga DDS to
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wala na naman magawa
08:11.7
happy 20th birthday
08:16.0
kung ilan man yung edad ko
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that's for me to know
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and for you to find out
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basta ako masaya ko sa edad ko
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may magagawa ba ako sa edad ko
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pero I have to like
08:28.8
kailangan na talaga
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I have to take care of my health
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balik ulit tayo sa alindog
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yung disiplina ko naman dati
08:37.8
kaya kong ibalik yun
08:39.4
kin-promise ko din sa sarili ko
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na pag okay na ang lahat
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balik tayo sa health
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salamat sa content mo
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since Philwin days
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medyo tumalino ako
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sa iyo, natuto ako makipag-argue
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critically. Very good, very good. Palakpakan nyo.
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Yan ang pinakamasalat na regalo ko.
09:01.5
Yung natututo kayo makipag-argue ng tama,
09:04.5
pinapresent nyo yung
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gamitin yung reference yung video ko, kasi
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yung mga videos ko naman, as much as possible,
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I research it very, very
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well. Sabi ni Rasil,
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Happy Birthday, Boss Nico.
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My favorite background knows nyo.
09:18.9
Oo, nang gusto ko. Si Risa
09:20.8
Honteveros lang ang di pumalpak nung dumating
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sinabi yung ban na yung Pogo na yan, nabuhayan siya.
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So, abangan natin
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na talagang i-ban niyang Pogo na yan.
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Ako gusto kong, ano eh, kaso nga lang
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talaga, we have to be
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objective dito. Kasi nga
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yung Pogo kasi nga yan
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is an election issue. Okay, so
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ginagamit niya ng political leverage, pero
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the end of the year. I hope na maraming
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Pogong mapasarado.
09:53.4
Ah, nilagpasan mo
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batiko, Kuya Nick. Hindi.
09:56.6
Nigel Sabado, hello sa iyo, bro.
09:58.1
Papalakpakan. Papalakpakan pa rin ka.
10:02.1
Azrael Jansum, happy birthday
10:05.7
Tubol Gildilo, Mark
10:08.1
Bantungan. Oy, Runa
10:14.4
Pero kahit gaano katalino, Kuya
10:16.0
Nico, meron pa rin talagang mga taong
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maghahanap ng buta sa iyo. Kaya
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good job sa pagiging consistent mo when
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it comes to debunking coverage. Of course,
10:24.6
alam mo, sanay ako dyan sa mga
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taong humagahanap ng buta
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sa iyo. Kasi wala ka naman magagawa. Nasa
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is patulan mo yung mga taong
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dapat mong patulan. Focus ka lang
10:40.0
nga sa goals, diba? Katulad
10:42.0
dun, ang daming, kunyari, sila
10:43.9
Franklin Millano, ang
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hinaharang na sa akin ngayon,
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yung mga ano, yung mga bataan
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niya. Eh, syempre, tapos na tayo sa mga bataan
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niya, eh. Doon na tayo sa puno
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na talaga, diba? Kasi, una,
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laos na si Franklin
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Millano, totoo lang, eh.
10:60.0
Diba? Pero, ang problema, hindi
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naman yung laos yung, hindi naman yung
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kasikatan yung dinidebunk
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natin yung ginawa. So, whether
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laos yan or hindi, ano yun,
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immaterial yun. Tuloy pa rin ng
11:13.9
Bini-issue na naman. Di ba kayo nagsasawa?
11:18.0
Ah, happy birthday
11:19.8
Boss Nix, fan mo since Victor Ma. Uy, tagal
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na yan, ah. Since 2018
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Sir Nix, natatawa ako
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kay Windil sa TikTok. Oo nga, eh.
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Nagbebenta ng kape, daming
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sinasabi. Uy, Makoy, maraming salamat
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for joining the armada. Hello.
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Followers sa 280,
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20, 20, 20, 20, 20. Oo, pare.
11:42.0
Uy, thank you, thank you. Matagal ka na pala
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ng followers. Ah, Kim
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J.R. Alchea, shoutouts
11:48.0
love ko din sa Dubai. Malapit pumunta
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dyan. I love you. Hello.
11:53.8
Okay, ah, sayang di mo pinagtripan
11:56.3
ata yung Black Rider. Marami kasi tayong
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ginagawa. I think meron tayong
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ilan-ilang mga eksena
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doon na napagtripan. Pwede
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na yun. Diba? Ah, Boss
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Nix, malapit ako ulit sa TP
12:08.0
Fair. Sana makapicture kita. Oo, sige,
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Smoker Sama, OMG! Smoker
12:16.3
Welcome back, welcome back, Smoker Sama.
12:18.0
Yuri Torres, dako, eto na yung mga
12:19.9
dati kong mga nakikinig sa akin.
12:22.4
Ah, kala ko ba, ha-hire nyo
12:24.0
si Vanessa Raval para kumanda?
12:28.0
Wala akong perang ganun. Ah, Makoy,
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hello. Ah, maraming salamat ulit
12:35.7
drop na, drop, yung sub ni
12:41.9
magbayad si Eloy. Magbabayad ako
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sa kanya ng 10,000 pesos.
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Sabihin nyo sa kanya yan,
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review lang siya sa akin.
12:49.6
I will not argue, I will just ask with a yes or no.
12:52.5
Arvin Landa, maraming salamat
12:54.1
sa 18 months, ha, pare.
12:56.1
Malaking tulong sa akin yan, to.
13:00.2
ngayon ko lang kita na Tchempuan
13:01.5
Live Loads. Okay, salamat sa iyo, John Luis.
13:06.0
Nakala ko si Alan Kayong sa tab niyo.
13:07.8
Sige, puntahan natin yan, 15 minutes.
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Ah, ah, batian portion
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kasi ngayon, and of course, sabi ko
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nga sa inyo, yung mga live stream ko naman kasi
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ang topic niyan kayo.
13:17.4
Kasi this is for me to, ah,
13:19.3
it's a way for me to thank you guys
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for supporting the channel.
13:23.6
Makapagpwentuhan tayo, mabanggit ko yung pangalan nyo,
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magtanong kayo sa akin. Alam mo yun,
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ano to, free for all to.
13:29.2
Oy, oy, oy, may pa, may pa-ilaw
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tayo. Teka lang, ayaw ko pa na
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ng aircon ko. Emon John, thank you so much
13:39.9
Ayan, namimiss ko ng
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O meron na akong less than one dollar.
13:45.2
Maraming salamat.
13:47.4
Hello, Tio Moreno,
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siyan gasgas ng espada.
13:52.6
Si Tio Moreno, natatakot na daw,
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eh, nagpakalat ng,
13:56.1
sino ba naman kasing tanga maniniwala
13:59.3
pulburon na yun? Una, napaka-ixi
14:02.1
noon, para masabi mo na
14:03.8
yun talaga yun. Sa dami ng kamukha
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ni President Marcos,
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sa dami ng, ano, sa dami ng, ah,
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ng pwede mong, ah,
14:12.0
pwedeng EAI yun, diba?
14:13.5
Ganun na kagaling ang technology ngayon
14:15.5
and you're saying na si Marcos agad yun?
14:17.4
Mali naman yata yun.
14:19.4
Happy birthday, Sir Nico.
14:21.4
Sana mag-aayos na kayo ni Paolo.
14:23.4
Ayos naman kami ni Paolo.
14:25.4
Ito lang yung kailangan niyong matandaan.
14:27.4
Kasi nga, iba kami ng type of content.
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Kasi ako debunking ako.
14:31.4
Siya meme review siya.
14:33.4
So, literal na night and day.
14:35.4
Oy, Makoy, five gifted sub. Maraming salamat.
14:37.4
Oy, andyan na si Fiscal EJ.
14:39.4
Oye, andyan na si Fiscal EJ.
14:41.4
Fiscal EJ, ah, maraming salamat po.
14:43.4
Maraming salamat kayo.
14:45.4
Oye, maraming salamat kayo. Maraming salamat kayo.
14:47.4
Kasi, Makoy, na ang daming na nabihayaan ng gifted sub.
14:49.4
Ang daming na nabihayaan ng gifted sub.
14:51.4
Yon, miss, tingnan mo tong si Kevin, ah, si Kevin Mars.
14:53.4
Yon, miss, tingnan mo tong si Kevin, ah, si Kevin Mars.
14:57.4
Siguro, pag nagka-pera pa ako,
14:59.4
I will pursue Law.
15:03.4
Na, pag may extra money na ako kasi,
15:05.4
hindi ko naiisip talaga na bumili ng magandang sasakyan,
15:07.4
magpagawa ng malaking bahay,
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magpagawa ng malaking bahay,
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kasi I'm happy where I am right now, eh.
15:13.4
Pero mas gusto ko yung prestige na maging abogado ako.
15:15.4
Pero mas gusto ko yung prestige na maging abogado ako.
15:17.4
dream ko yun e, kaso nga lang talaga
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parang sa ngayon malabo na
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kasi I went with the sciences
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and sa education, mukhang
15:25.6
ang calling ko talaga nasa pagtuturo
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o siguro dun ako papunta
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yung knowledge base ko
15:33.8
sa education, mas lalawakan ko
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malay niyo maging DepEd sekretary ako
15:38.1
ay, gagagalang gagalang
15:41.3
AI generated yung kay BBM
15:43.4
sabi ni JP, who knows diba
15:45.2
kailangan kasing i-authenticate yun
15:47.6
ano bang natutunan natin
15:50.0
dun sa mga kagaya ni Fiscal EJ
15:51.8
innocent until proven guilty
15:54.0
okay, kahit may video
15:57.1
na ikaw ay nag-i-iot
15:59.4
ng ibang babae, kailangan pa rin
16:01.3
i-authenticate yun, kailangan pa rin
16:03.4
malaman, under proper
16:19.7
time lang ang dilema
16:24.4
opo Fiscal, kasi talagang hindi kaya
16:26.5
at saka kasi ang daming information
16:28.7
araw-araw na kailangan
16:30.0
akala niyo madaling sumunod sa social media issue
16:34.7
minsan alam ko yung iba
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na kala niyo nagdodota lang ako
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kapag ka gano'n nakikinig ako ng issue
16:41.4
kapag nagdodota ako, wala lang
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nakikinig ako ng issue
16:43.4
nakabackground lang yung issue
16:44.7
para alam ko yung ikokontent ko
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yun, so ako, pagka nakaipon ako ng totoo
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I wanna pursue something higher
16:52.7
bago tayo pumanaw, at least yung lapida natin
16:58.0
or may, ano pagka
17:02.5
attorney, ATY or JD
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kasi maybe, maybe yung family life
17:13.4
it's in the academe
17:15.1
ang importante ngayon
17:16.3
yung ma-spread natin yung message natin here
17:19.3
of, ano, critical thinking
17:21.7
yung advocacy natin na, ano na
17:24.8
yung mga social media
17:28.9
mga social media influencer na toxic
17:32.3
e de-debunk natin, di ba
17:34.2
of course, ako nare-realize ko
17:36.2
paminsan-minsan, nagiging toxic din ako
17:38.2
sana nga lang, huwag pa araw-araw
17:40.2
aba, nandito rin si Arthur Morgan
17:42.4
si Arthur Morgan, wala na, wala na, wala na, wala na, wala na, wala na, wala na, wala na, wala na, wala na, wala na, wala na, wala na, wala na
17:43.4
study of law is like having a jealous mistress
17:47.0
nabapananonood kasi ko
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kay Atty. Anselmo
17:51.9
kay Atty. Anselmo
17:53.3
sabi niyang ganun, kung gusto mong mag-aral
17:56.2
kasi ako dati, sa physics
17:58.2
dalawang oras lang ako nag-aaral
18:00.5
tapos okay na yun, kasi pag naiintindihan ko
18:03.0
sa ano na, kasi ang policy namin
18:06.1
sa school nun, ano, open notes
18:08.3
naman, di ba, so pag open notes naman
18:10.3
e di aralin ko lang kung paano siya i-apply
18:12.4
tapos tutulog na ako, maglalaro na ako
18:15.5
alam yan, shoutouts kay Master Kus
18:17.9
naalala ko talaga, takinan, naiiyak ako doon sa nangyari
18:20.5
kanina, so anyway
18:21.8
2 hours lang, tapos tapos na
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tapos balik na uli ako sa buhay ko
18:26.6
pero sa law school daw
18:28.7
kulang daw yung 8 hours of study
18:32.2
basa ka ng basa, tapos kailangan
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intindihin mong mabuti
18:35.4
e ako pa naman, masasabi ko sa sarili ko na
18:41.8
kunyari, pinabasa sa akin ni fiscal
18:44.1
yung nalala ko dati, yung law about
18:46.4
sa fishery, sobrang komplikado
18:50.3
ano e, binabasa ko, sabi ko
18:54.0
shit, ano ba to, yung mga
18:55.9
ano, yung mga scuba, kasi
18:57.9
ano kasi, akala nyo yung
19:00.3
akala nyo yung batas
19:01.8
sa pantrapiko, hindi, pati pag sa pangingisda
19:04.2
meron pa rin, e di ba yun
19:06.0
yung kaninang issue sa zona
19:07.7
sabi ko, putang ina, meron mga
19:09.6
mangingisda doon na i-refill daw yung certain
19:11.8
batas, sabi ko, parang ito yata
19:13.7
yung pinabasa sa akin ni fiscal
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nung isang beses, so parang
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I'm so, ano doon, parang I'm so in love
19:19.9
with that kind of thing, kaso
19:21.3
kailangan kasi alam mo
19:23.8
kung gaano makakatanga sa mundo
19:25.1
hindi ka pwede magmayabang na alam mo lahat
19:27.7
kailangan may konting humility
19:29.6
ka, ay putang ina, eto na pala yung limit
19:31.7
parang ganun e, congrats
19:37.8
mark boss, lakas mo ngayon, salamat
19:39.6
salamat, so alam mo yun
19:41.7
kailangan may humility ka sa buhay mo
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talaga, and you have to realize kung
19:45.3
hanggang saan lang ang ako, pero kung
19:47.3
kaya naman, kung kaya ng oras
19:49.0
may pera tayo, tapos our goods
19:51.6
sa social media, di let's go
19:53.4
kayaanin natin yan
19:55.4
cancer ka pala boss Nico
19:59.4
talaga cancer ako, medyo
20:01.6
kala hindi, ano ko
20:03.0
I think yung zodiac sign ko
20:05.3
workstation reveal, tsaka na
20:07.2
pagbili ko ng bagong PC, kasi itong
20:09.3
PC ko gusto ko ng palitan
20:11.7
the law covers every human
20:14.0
activity from womb to tomb
20:16.3
actually, di ba nga ano, pati
20:19.2
hindi ka pa pinapangaa
20:20.9
kinoconceive ka pa lang ng nanay
20:23.5
hindi, wala ka pang rights nun, pero kapag
20:27.1
kunyari dito, yung abortion
20:29.9
laws, di ba, yun yun
20:31.0
kinoconceive ka pa lang, may batas
20:33.9
na nag-govern sa'yo, di ba
20:35.6
lupit, lupit talaga
20:36.9
hindi katulad kasi sa physics na
20:39.4
sabi nga nila, yung the laws
20:41.5
of the universe can be written
20:43.3
in one paper, sabi
20:45.3
ganon, isipin nyo for everything
20:50.3
kung gaano ka wide
20:53.1
yung universe, you just don't know how big
20:55.2
the universe is, but all
20:57.3
the laws, yung known laws natin
20:59.3
can be written on a piece of paper
21:01.1
di ba, yung Schrodinger's equation
21:05.2
of motion, yung mga
21:06.7
hooks law, yung mga ganon, all of
21:09.2
this can be written in a piece of
21:11.3
paper, but yung law
21:13.1
ng tao, putang inahabang buhay
21:15.2
na pag-aaral yun, this is why
21:17.1
ano eh, you have to think kung ano
21:19.2
yung mas mahirap eh, yung conceptual
21:21.2
understanding of the universe
21:24.1
voluminous, the kilometric
21:29.1
words ni Fiscal yun, yung kilometric
21:33.2
in love na in love ako dun sa mga ganon eh
21:36.0
understanding of the law, kasi yung
21:39.0
dami talaga nun pare
21:40.2
octaves, solid makinig sa beats mo
21:42.9
habang, ah, nagjaja ko
21:44.9
hindi naman, habang kumakain parang
21:46.9
podcast, I try to make it
21:49.0
entertaining, kasi may entertainment
21:51.2
factor naman talaga to
21:54.8
kahit nasa itlog ka pa lang
21:56.9
ng tatay mo, may rights ka na
22:01.0
pag, di ba ang abortion laws
22:03.1
ah, hindi naman, pag
22:04.8
na-conceive ka na, di ba, siguro
22:07.0
yun yung, or kapag ka
22:13.0
ka na na, siguro dun
22:14.8
yung mas mag-applicable dun
22:16.6
sayang, ah, grind na grind
22:19.0
ng DDS ngayon sa Sona, oo nga pare
22:21.0
talaga, eh, syempre
22:22.8
papalagan ko na yun, tol
22:24.7
antagal na nating kinover yung mga
22:26.7
ano, yung mga deepfake na yan
22:28.7
butya, ngayon pa kayo magpapa-auto
22:30.5
syempre yung mga nanay at tatay nyo
22:32.7
na hindi alam yung AI
22:34.2
syempre yun yung aanohan nyo
22:36.4
at saka tandaan nyo ano ang sinabi sa batas
22:38.8
eto yung isang natutunan ko
22:40.2
innocent until proven guilty
22:42.4
miski si, miski sabihin
22:46.5
ah, BBM yun, miski na
22:48.7
ibigay na natin sa kanila, kasi mga
22:50.5
bobo naman yun, eh, pag pretend
22:52.8
na lang tayo na si
22:54.2
BBM yun, kailangan pa rin i-authenticate
22:57.0
yun, kailangan pa rin may proper
22:58.8
channel na daanan yun, bago
23:00.8
natin masabi na si BBM yan
23:02.7
dadaan muna sa butas ng karayom
23:04.9
etang ina, sila yung
23:06.7
nagdala, sila pa yung nag-authenticate
23:16.7
Diba? Kasi dala nila
23:18.9
sila yung mag-authenticate
23:20.4
ala nga naman, ikaw nagdala
23:22.1
tas hindi mo ito o-authenticate
23:24.0
nakakainis, ang galing
23:26.3
ang galing-galing ni, ano ni
23:29.9
ala nga naman hindi niya i-authenticate yun
23:36.6
real talk, real talk, real talk, ano, totoo hindi?
23:44.9
isipin nyo na lang ha
23:48.3
sino yung nag-authenticate, di ba sila-sila din?
23:52.1
third party yung nagpa-ano nun?
23:57.8
oh, ang ngayon, si Eloy, ano yung 5.5
24:00.2
oh nga eh, siguro some other time
24:02.2
natin pag-usapan si Eloy
24:04.1
anyway mga kamads, mga kaibigan
24:07.6
solid, very inspiring
24:10.2
ring yung episode. Nakaka-pinakinig ako
24:12.1
nag-guess ka sa hype.
24:18.9
Maraming salamat dun sa
24:20.0
hype therapy kasi ako din natuwa din ako.
24:22.2
Yun nga lang talaga tumaba ulit ako.
24:24.7
Pero babalik yan. I promise you that.
24:27.4
alam mo yun. I know
24:29.9
you guys look up to me and ayoko
24:32.1
naman na makita nyo na
24:34.0
yung mayaman ako kaso dumi-deteriorate
24:36.2
yung health ko. Mali naman yun.
24:39.0
Sabi ni Kuya Will.
24:40.7
Meron siyang ano. Nanonood ako ni Kuya Will.
24:42.6
Sabi niya gano'n.
24:44.6
Pag may abs daw ang lalaki
24:46.7
wala daw pera. Sabi ko magbantay ka
24:53.2
Hindi. Meron naman.
24:54.5
Si Kuya Will talaga kasi iba talaga yung pera
24:56.8
ni Kuya Will. Pack your money na yun.
24:59.9
Parang ngayon ko lang
25:00.9
nakita yung AI video. Yung tulong
25:02.8
guest na DDS. Oo nga eh.
25:04.6
So alam mo. Pa-authenticate nyo sa NBI.
25:06.9
Dali nyo sa NBI. Pakita nyo yung
25:08.9
buong video. Pakita nyo yung
25:11.0
ano. Kasi meron lang sila clip
25:12.7
pare. Madaling mag-edit
25:14.7
ng clip ngayon. Kahit sinong tanga
25:16.7
kayang gumawa nun eh.
25:20.4
Tapos yung iyo paliwala.
25:22.6
BB every time. Gago.
25:24.9
Miray mo. Dalawang. Tatlong taon na lang
25:28.7
Tatlong taon na lang. So ang gagawin lang
25:30.7
ng Duterte Cup is just play ball.
25:34.5
Hayaan nyo. Alam nyo yung salitang
25:36.5
fall on your sword. Hayaan nyo lang sila.
25:38.9
Na maglaro na maglaro.
25:40.9
Kasi kakatulad nyan.
25:42.9
Kung totoo yung sinasabi nila na
25:47.0
ng mga Marcoses ay si House Speaker.
25:48.9
Malabo yun ah. By the way ah.
25:52.6
Eh di sure win na si Sarah. Sino kalaban?
25:55.0
Si Tulpo. O. Diba?
25:59.0
hindi tumakbo si Tulpo? Eh di nga nga.
26:02.8
30 minutes. 25 minutes na tayo.
26:06.9
issue kay Jude Bacalso. Sige. Sige.
26:08.9
30 minutes. Cover
26:11.0
natin yan. San galing yung
26:12.9
art sa likod mo? Pinagawa ko po yan
26:14.8
kay Kevin. Magkano
26:17.0
ba yan? Kevs, magkano to?
26:21.0
Nakalimutan ko na yun. Tagal na nito eh.
26:23.0
Kasi walang income si
26:24.8
Kevin noon. Sabi ko, Kevs, may
26:26.8
pera ko rito. Gawin mo to
26:28.7
ng dahan-dahan kahit ilang buwan.
26:31.1
Sabi niya, sige kuya.
26:34.8
ang daming tanong doon. Halimbawa,
26:38.9
koko ka. Eh actually, alam ko
26:40.7
si John McCain yata yun.
26:42.9
Yung nagwiwid sa ano.
26:44.5
Or si Obama yata yun.
26:46.6
Basta may US President na tumakbo
26:48.9
noon. Nagwiwid siya. Sinabi niya
26:50.7
na nagwiwid siya.
26:52.4
So what? Diba? I think si Obama
26:54.7
yata yun. Yung, I'm not sure
26:56.7
kung sa, eh ano nyo ha.
26:58.7
Ang ngayon kasi, nanalo na si BBM.
27:01.7
Halfway through na siya
27:02.8
sa presidency niya.
27:04.0
Ang gusto nyo bang mangyari,
27:05.8
pag linabas yun, eh matatanggal siya dahil doon.
27:08.9
Doon ang malaki yun. Kasi it's
27:10.8
going to be a full process
27:13.0
bago mangyari yung
27:14.2
i-impeach siya. Kailangan kumbinsihin
27:17.0
mo yung house na may ginawang
27:19.0
mali. Eh sino ba yung nakaupo?
27:20.8
Di ba yung pinsan ni BBM?
27:22.8
Tapos you're going to tell me na
27:24.5
na yung pinsan niya mismo,
27:26.8
hindi niya energy BBM.
27:28.7
Napaka-gago nyo. Ang tatang...
27:30.8
Di ba si Obama? O nanalo pa si Obama.
27:32.8
Well beloved si Obama, di ba?
27:35.6
Si Obama, sabi niya diyan,
27:38.9
sa Ganes, di ba? Si Barack, o.
27:41.5
Nanalo pa, di ba?
27:43.0
Ibig sabihin, yung past
27:44.8
transgressions mo,
27:46.8
past transgressions na yun,
27:49.0
eh paano kung dati pa pala yun?
27:50.8
Bata-bata pa si BBM noon.
27:52.5
Ang taba, eh. Di ba? Eh hindi naman mataba
27:56.9
Di ba? So ang daming butas
28:00.9
Mas kakatawang ko yung lalaki doon.
28:05.8
Kalokohan talaga yan,
28:06.9
men. Ako naaawa ako.
28:08.9
Ako doon sa mga DDS that they're resorting
28:11.0
to this kind of shit. Kung talaga yan,
28:13.2
eh di submit nyo sa CIDG.
28:15.9
Submit nyo sa ikan na okulang
28:17.4
para matanggal. Ano ba gusto nyo?
28:19.0
Mag-i-EDSA kami? Para maupo
28:21.0
si Sarah? Mga tarantado ba kayo?
28:23.2
Sorry, ah. Busy ako.
28:26.0
Anong gagawin ko?
28:27.0
Yung mga kababayan kong magko-call center?
28:33.4
Mag-i-EDSA ako? Kasi may isang
28:35.0
video na nagkoko kasi...
28:38.9
Gusto nyo? Ganong gagawin naman?
28:40.5
Magagago ba kayo? Di na.
28:42.3
Di na. Jadja ko na lang sa bahay.
28:46.6
Ano ang sinis, eh?
28:48.9
Ay, naka-bidid talaga
28:50.5
itong politika dito sa Pilipinas.
28:52.3
Mababaliw ka talaga.
28:54.5
Si Bill Clinton ba o si Barack? Hindi ko alam.
28:58.8
Tama na, tol. Next ano naman?
29:00.7
Next time naman kayo. Next time
29:02.5
huwag kayong magpapauto.
29:04.3
Hindi naman... Alam nyo na, niwala kayo
29:06.6
kay Lamar. Kasi sino? Tanga.
29:08.9
Di ba? O. Kayo na nyo.
29:10.4
Kasi sino? Tanga. O. Ngayon.
29:12.3
Ngayon na ginagago kayo. O. Dapat
29:14.1
may taong bayan yung may gagawin.
29:16.2
Mga bobo. Putanginan nyo. Kayo na lang.
29:18.7
Mga kainin. O. Di ba?
29:20.7
Bakit ba tumaas yan? Ayan.
29:22.2
Kapag usapan natin yung putangin ng designated
29:26.7
Ganito kasi ang designated survivor
29:30.1
Sa Ameri... Konsepto sa Amerika yan.
29:33.1
Na kapag ka na-GG,
29:34.4
nategi yung presidente, ang susunod
29:36.4
yung vice president. Pag nategi yung
29:38.6
vice president, ang susunod yung
29:40.1
house speaker. Kung nanonood kayo
29:42.1
ng The Voice, yung The Voice,
29:44.4
yung sila Homelander. Di ba?
29:47.1
Na-GG yung presidente,
29:48.6
na-GG yung vice president, sumunod
29:50.4
siya house speaker. Okay? Ganon
29:52.3
yung order of things. Yun yung idea
29:54.2
of designated survivor. Kung sino
29:56.4
yung susunod na pinakamataas, yun
29:58.4
ang magiging next in line
30:00.4
for presidency or whatever is the
30:02.3
highest order. Gets nyo? Dito sa
30:04.2
Pilipinas, wala sa constitution natin
30:06.3
yun. Di ba? Hindi kayo nagre-research.
30:08.6
Mga tanga. Putang ina nyo talaga.
30:10.7
Tatanga nyo. Di ba?
30:12.2
Hindi kayo may Google naman. Walang
30:14.3
ganong concept dito sa ating
30:16.0
ating... Walang technically
30:18.4
walang ganong concept
30:22.1
dito sa ating bansa
30:24.1
ng designated survivor.
30:28.0
or in practice, yung
30:30.2
idea could be played around. Pero
30:32.3
baka kasi pwedeng i-challenge yun.
30:34.2
Kasi nga since wala sa constitution natin.
30:36.4
Sino ba itong mga message ng message
30:41.0
O, puputa, ang ganda nito.
30:42.7
Happy birthday din sa'yo, baby girl.
30:52.8
Sino to? Ang gaganda naman.
30:54.3
Nag-happy birthday sa akin. Sige, mamaya na
30:58.7
So that's the idea of the
31:00.4
designated survivor. Itong si Sarah
31:02.4
Duterte, sinabi yun. Eh syempre
31:04.6
may security threat nga tayo
31:06.5
ngayon eh. Dahil binabalasubas tayo
31:08.6
ang China. So ang nangyari,
31:10.3
binolster ng gobyerno
31:18.7
So ang nangyari, 20 million
31:20.7
pesos yung nagastos
31:22.1
because of that simple
31:24.4
statement na yan. Kasi nga sabi ko
31:26.5
sa inyo yan, si Sarah Duterte, si Lucky
31:28.3
Buloid, you don't mess around with these people.
31:31.3
Naintindihan nyo ba?
31:34.4
Di ba si sabi ni Duterte,
31:36.3
I will kill you. Ako maniniwala.
31:38.3
Ako dun. Matatakot ako dun.
31:40.3
I'll fear for my life. Kasi
31:41.9
he does that. Shit. Di ba?
31:44.3
Kaya nga ang ICC gusto siya ngulihin
31:46.3
because of what he does. What the fuck?
31:52.2
anak na designated survivor,
31:54.3
kakabahan na ako.
31:56.3
Matatakot na ako. Atin pa ba ako?
31:58.1
Parang huwag na. Parang huwag na.
31:59.8
Naudal ako sa TV. Papalakpak na lang ako dun.
32:06.2
Nasa na boss ni...
32:07.3
Nasaan pala boss niko yung sinaman
32:10.0
yung team? Anong sinaman nyo
32:11.9
yung team Payaman? Sina sila ano?
32:14.8
Si Sophia? Wala na.
32:16.3
May jowa na. Bakit?
32:17.6
Hindi. Ano kasi yun?
32:19.7
Tropa yung si Sophia.
32:23.0
Sophia, hawanapin mo.
32:25.5
Baka i-remote ka ni
32:29.6
Bigla akong tumigil na ganun.
32:33.9
yung nasa zona? Dapat naglabas sila
32:37.3
Kung ilan ang pumunta.
32:39.1
2K yung registered siguro.
32:41.2
Kasi more than yan eh.
32:42.8
Ewan ko. Tatanong ko kay Boss Toyo.
32:44.8
Kasi si Boss Toyo nandun eh. Congrats kay Boss.
32:49.4
Overall gastos na yun. Kasama na lahat dun.
32:51.9
Kasama na yung bolstered.
32:53.6
Yun eh. Yung bolstered security na yun.
32:56.3
Now, this is not coming from me.
32:58.0
This is coming from
32:59.2
the Deputy House Speaker
33:01.2
Erwin Tulfo. Kasi I read shit, man.
33:04.7
Kaya alam ko yung mga yan.
33:05.8
Kasi I read shit.
33:07.3
Hindi ako nag-a-assume.
33:13.8
Okay na yun, Boss Nix. Balik na tayo.
33:15.5
Oo nga. Tama na yun. Tama na yun.
33:17.1
Punta na tayo sa topic natin.
33:20.4
Nek, gusto ko lang maglitanya dun.
33:22.4
Kasi naiinis ako dun sa mga putang inang yan.
33:24.7
Walang kapararakang
33:26.0
away ng away sa politika.
33:28.4
Ito naman tayo. Iba naman
33:35.4
Ito na. Ito na. Ito na.
33:37.3
Boss Nico, nagbenta ka ba ng
33:39.3
nagbebenta ka ba ng comics?
33:41.1
Hindi. Anong comics binibenta ko?
33:43.0
Baka si comics man yun.
33:44.8
Ito na tayo. Sige na.
33:47.2
Daga lang. Ayusin ko lang yung puwan ko.
33:55.0
Five Things. Ito.
33:58.8
Ang title nito, Five Things.
34:03.2
Loves About Being A Woman.
34:07.3
Clear tayo kasi ako, science teacher ako eh.
34:10.7
Ang alam ko na women
34:13.5
chromosomes na XX.
34:16.0
Kasi pag pinanganak ang isang tao,
34:18.3
you either have XY
34:21.9
So merong mga genetic
34:24.1
anomalies na tinatawag yung mga
34:26.2
hermaphrodites. Pero they are the
34:29.9
May statistical facts na kasi tayo.
34:32.4
Okay. Yung outliers na yun,
34:34.2
yung mga deviation yun, napakaliit nun.
34:37.3
Halos negligible yun.
34:38.9
Gets nyo? Putang inang mga wokto.
34:40.8
Huwag kayo dito sa bansa ko.
34:47.0
Gusto nyo ba ulit si Carl?
34:48.5
Sige, si Carl. Magbukas si Carl tayo.
34:50.4
Promise ko sa inyo.
34:51.8
Ito. Tuloy natin. Mura ako ng mura ngayon.
34:53.9
Pagbigyan nyo na. Pagbigyan nyo na.
34:56.4
Minsan na lang ako maganda.
34:57.5
Oy! Arthur Morgan!
34:59.6
Happy birthday, bro. Maraming salamat
35:01.3
kay Arthur Morgan. Si Arthur Morgan,
35:02.9
mahal na mahal ko yan. Kahit ganyan yung tsura niyan.
35:11.5
Hi, I'm Jude Bacalso.
35:13.1
I'm a geneticist by education.
35:15.4
Ayun o. Geneticist by education.
35:17.7
So, she knows that
35:18.8
she is not a biological woman.
35:21.2
Pero, she identifies as a woman.
35:24.6
What qualifies, what is a woman?
35:27.1
Kasi a woman, for me,
35:28.9
is number one, is yung
35:33.0
chromosomes. And when you
35:36.4
hinayaan nyo lang mag-mature yung
35:38.2
women na yun, yung women na yun
35:40.1
can, number one, be
35:42.2
pregnant. Kasi all women
35:44.1
get pregnant. Okay? There are
35:46.2
some, yung some na yun is
35:50.5
yun eh. Hindi mo i-coconsider
35:52.4
yun sa normal population.
35:56.1
Okay? Tuloy natin.
35:57.4
But, I'm a travel writer and photographer by choice
36:00.2
because it gives me free trips.
36:02.5
What I love about being a woman is
36:04.1
actually the unfair advantages
36:05.6
that we have as a woman.
36:07.7
Ay, eto. Nandiyan yata si Fiskele.
36:09.9
So, if you identify as a woman,
36:13.1
does the Magna Carta
36:14.2
for women applies to you as well?
36:18.9
Hindi, ano ba yung, ano ba yung
36:23.1
Andiyan pa ba si, oy!
36:28.3
ganun, diba may Magna Carta
36:30.7
for women, or may mga
36:32.6
vowsy laws. There are more laws
36:34.6
to protect women.
36:35.6
than there it is to protect men.
36:38.3
Diba? So, if you identify
36:42.1
would those laws apply to you?
36:53.9
Atina, ikaw ang sumagot. Ikaw ang babae rito.
36:56.7
Makikinig kami sa'yo, ate.
36:59.1
Hindi ba? Correct, diba?
37:02.8
kasi kung ganun lang pala,
37:05.6
ah, na magkakaroon ako
37:07.4
ng extra protection from our
37:09.5
constitution, then I want to be
37:20.0
I think the answer
37:21.9
is no, Dang. O, sige.
37:23.9
Makikinig kami sa'yo, Dang.
37:29.7
Dahan-dahanin mo, pre. Maraming nanonood.
37:31.8
Baka makancel ka, baka ma-genzibro,
37:33.8
baka, baka ma-genzibro,
37:35.6
baka ma-genzibro ka.
37:38.0
Diba? Sayang yung perks, eh.
37:39.8
Kung ganun lang palang kadali
37:43.4
eh, di magiging babae na lang ako.
37:45.4
Diba? Ah, if you suffer,
37:47.8
for example, there is a genetic,
37:50.0
ah, genetic disorder
37:52.2
called gynecomastia.
37:54.0
Okay? Gynecomastia is
37:55.3
when you, when boys
37:57.7
develop breasts. Okay?
37:59.9
Ah, so, kasi etong
38:01.4
tao na to, sabi niya sa, mamaya,
38:03.3
mamaya na pala yun. Gandang point nun.
38:05.1
Gandang point dun.
38:07.9
Mamaya na, mamaya na.
38:13.1
update sa FB niya. Sige, sige.
38:15.5
Oo nga, ano, what does it take to be
38:17.2
a woman? Kasi if that is the case,
38:19.1
then I want, then let's be all
38:21.1
women para ma-avail natin
38:23.3
yung Magna Carta for Women.
38:25.7
Diba? O, Dongsly TV,
38:29.1
Si Dongsly TV, yan pala ang aking
38:31.0
number one political rival.
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Pag, ah, ayan, eto, sabi ni
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Bagtas Kilid, o, pag, pag,
38:39.2
pag nakipagsuntukan ka, eh,
38:40.9
gusto ko, hindi ako nagsabi niya, putang ina,
38:43.4
baka makancel ako, ha,
38:45.2
si Bagtas Kilid, yan. Pag nakipagsuntukan
38:48.1
ka at nag-identify ka
38:49.6
as a woman para protected
38:55.0
Hindi ako nagsabi niyan, ha, binasa ko lang
38:57.3
yan. Puta, baka ako makancel,
38:59.6
ha. Baka ako ma-genzy
39:03.2
Eto, sabi ni Atina Yamamoto,
39:05.1
eto, eto, eto, eto.
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Hindi po, kasi he identifies himself
39:09.0
as a woman. P.Evo, naka, na,
39:11.2
napakaraming, ah,
39:13.0
napakaraming, na,
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na, nakakaraming lalaki siya.
39:17.4
Respect, bigat, respect.
39:19.0
Buti may sir, hindi ho.
39:23.6
tinitindigan mo na ba yan?
39:25.6
Baka makancel ka.
39:30.3
hindi, if you identify
39:33.4
as a woman, do you,
39:35.1
do you still get women's rights?
39:37.5
Okay? Are you able
39:40.6
pwede mo bang i-avail yung sabi nga
39:42.9
nung isang commentator
39:46.9
parang si Atina na, ano lang, na
39:48.8
mas lamang yung lalaki.
39:50.9
Okay? Parang first, parang touch move ka sa
39:52.8
lalaki. O, ganun. O, diba?
39:55.3
Ang ganda, eh. Yan yung dapat
39:59.0
feelings mo lang na,
40:00.8
ano ka, then the law does not
40:02.8
recognize you as a woman. Okay?
40:05.1
Baka nag-message si Fiscal. Tignan natin.
40:09.0
Tulog na si Fiscal. Good night.
40:17.3
Diba? Ano yan, eh.
40:19.0
Slippery slope. Slippery slope
40:21.7
You come into an argument looking like the weak one
40:25.1
and they'll never know when you have
40:26.9
the upper hand. Don't let go
40:28.4
once you get the upper hand.
40:33.4
They can think of you as,
40:35.1
wishy-washy, undecisive.
40:37.2
And then you come in with plan A
40:40.1
Ganun ba yun makipagtalo sa babae?
40:42.8
Kasi ako, pag nakipagtalo ako sa babae,
40:45.1
hindi ko na tinutuli. Kasi lagi,
40:47.1
alam nyo, walang nananalong
40:49.0
pagka maal mo ang isang babae,
40:51.4
walang mananalong sa argumento.
40:53.5
Laging talo ang lalaki.
40:55.2
The only time nananalong
40:58.3
sa argumento is when
41:04.9
against Amber Heard.
41:09.5
RG Vlog TV, happy birthday
41:11.1
Boss Nico. Greetings from Pagaya.
41:16.2
If you are a woman, you can...
41:18.2
Nico, may update ba kayo yung model
41:20.1
na ginamit ni Franklin? Wala eh, wala.
41:22.3
Ayaw na magsalita ni Franklin tungkol dun eh.
41:24.6
Wala tayong magagawa.
41:25.5
Wear anything, even with a man...
41:28.5
Sabi ni Athena, Athena, yan ba
41:30.2
ay tinitindigan mo? Ako,
41:32.3
bahala ka dyan, ha? Hindi ko opinion yan.
41:34.9
Binabasa ko lang yan, oh.
41:37.4
Where's? You can get away with it.
41:39.2
What I love about being a woman
41:43.1
assume that you are
41:45.0
good nurturer. It's only when you
41:46.9
become that kind of mother
41:48.8
that... How can you be a mother
41:50.7
if you do not have a womb?
41:52.6
Di ba yun yung prerequisite ng
41:54.5
becoming a mother? You have to have
41:56.7
egg cells. So you have to produce
41:58.5
enough egg cells in your body
42:00.6
and then the sperm cell
42:02.9
goes to the egg cell, then they fertilize,
42:04.9
then they become the zygote, then they become
42:12.7
kind of hormone, those kind of
42:14.7
ah, tama, hormones,
42:16.5
if you cannot, if you
42:18.6
cannot, if you...
42:20.3
Mark, thank you so much
42:24.8
sa three dollars. Thank you so much, bro.
42:29.2
O, grasa sa 401k,
42:30.3
401k, di ba, para tayong ano,
42:32.6
para tayong sa Amerika, di ba?
42:34.4
How can you produce those kind of stuff?
42:37.4
Di ba? How can you produce
42:40.6
How can you produce the womb?
42:42.6
How can the sperm cell fertilize
42:47.0
so that it would become the zygote
42:48.9
and then after the zygote, develop
42:50.8
for the first term and then
42:52.3
it becomes the fetus. After it becomes
42:54.8
the fetus, the first
42:56.8
term, then the third, the second term,
42:58.8
then the third term, then there's the baby
43:00.5
and after nine months, yay!
43:04.4
Because there are some women
43:10.2
who cannot give birth, but these are some, okay?
43:14.0
This is a very few women
43:16.7
that cannot give birth
43:18.3
because they have genetic condition.
43:22.0
But if you give proper medication,
43:24.4
they will be okay.
43:25.6
But if you are a boy,
43:27.6
if you are a boy,
43:30.1
you cannot produce the egg cell.
43:33.8
You cannot produce...
43:37.7
You have also sperm.
43:42.0
Like me, I have sperm.
43:48.5
Eh, kaka-cancel-cancel na ba tayo, mga kamatis?
43:51.4
Magpasensya nyo na, masaya lang ko
43:53.1
birthday ko ngayon.
43:54.8
Di ba? I'm just saying
43:57.3
that there is a significant
43:59.3
difference between a trans woman
44:01.4
and a woman that I love.
44:04.4
when I have mating ritual
44:08.1
and then I pop inside,
44:10.4
I don't coitus interruptus,
44:13.7
you know, you pop your load
44:16.5
and then it meets with the egg cell,
44:18.4
it would become a baby after nine months.
44:26.6
to the trans woman,
44:34.4
It becomes nothing!
44:44.9
That is the science!
44:46.7
I learned this science when I was
44:49.8
Why are you changing science?
44:52.1
Why? Do you hate Isaac Newton?
44:54.6
Do you hate Albert Einstein?
44:56.8
Do you hate Albert Einstein?
44:57.0
Do you hate Albert Einstein?
45:03.7
Do you hate Albert Einstein?
45:03.8
Do you hate Albert Einstein?
45:03.9
See, that's the main difference.
45:05.6
If you pop your load
45:08.4
and then the woman,
45:09.4
the woman has to be loved, okay?
45:11.7
Let's be, that is the prerequisite,
45:13.8
boys and girls, if you're having the
45:15.5
coitus, you must love
45:18.1
the woman, you must not
45:19.3
force, okay? That is wrong.
45:23.1
put you to jail if
45:38.5
live to eh, hindi ko na kaya eh.
45:40.4
Dati, mabilis ako sa ganito eh.
45:48.7
if you love a woman, and then you
45:52.0
pop the load inside
45:54.1
the woman, or your
45:57.0
coitus, no, interuptus, then
45:58.9
the woman will get pregnant.
46:01.3
Correct, correct!
46:02.9
Clap your hands! Hello?
46:11.2
Nagiging static? Hello?
46:13.3
Na ano yata, nagiging
46:14.7
nagiging trans yata yun.
46:21.4
Ah, alam ko kung bakit.
46:23.1
Alam ko kung bakit nagiging static.
46:25.1
Yung phone ko malapit sa mic ko.
46:31.2
Nanonood ba ako? Sheldon Cooper yun.
46:34.9
Check, check. O, nasa, yung phone ko
46:37.1
kasi, nag, ano, nag-i-interrupt.
46:39.5
Iniinterruptus ako.
46:43.5
That's the main difference.
46:53.0
put yourself in the,
46:57.0
same breath as those women that cannot cannot give birth because they have genetic uh mal for
47:05.7
informalities or genetic defects that's why they cannot give birth but then again there is genetic
47:12.0
uh treatments or therapy that might give them a chance to give birth but still they are women
47:18.5
when they are when when when you give birth when they when they were conceived by their parents
47:28.5
they were given the xx chromosomes you xy until you die xy it doesn't change even if you have if
47:39.5
you you did you do this to your pp it doesn't change okay i don't understand
47:48.5
well if if if if i enter the cut pp it's still it's still the same
47:55.6
it's only cosmetics it's like in dota when you buy immortal items but you are bad
48:06.7
at the game it's like that it doesn't change that's the difference between a woman and a
48:18.4
the difference you cannot i just identify see you cannot get the you cannot get the children
48:34.1
you cannot even get the rights of the women so it's very different now you want the soldier bill
48:41.3
how can we want the soldier bill if you do not explain properly your position explain your position
48:48.4
in a manner of which that everyone likes you not in the food court where the the servidor is standing there for two hours don't be like that that is bad
49:00.2
birthday ko naman eh
49:04.7
oh sabi na atina yamamoto
49:07.3
pag nagre-regla yan i'm gonna
49:48.4
It's so simple, yet it's so powerful.
49:51.2
Di ba? Puta-putang ina-announce.
49:53.5
Ah wala, I'm a woman.
49:54.9
Pag tinanggap mo kong sir,
49:56.7
magagalit ako sa'yo. What the fuck? Ano ba yan?
50:03.2
I think dapat hindi mo,
50:04.8
hindi ka nagagalit sa tao if you're being
50:06.8
misgendered eh. Kasi we are used to
50:12.8
Athena Yamamoto. Ikaw yung Athena Yamamoto.
50:15.6
Basta yung mga stand mo,
50:17.1
labas ako dyan. Friend, labas ako dyan.
50:19.3
DJ YouTube, okay!
50:21.5
With the five gifted sub.
50:25.2
DJ YouTube sa pag-suporta. Okay, tuloy na
50:27.1
natin to, tuloy na natin to. Okay.
50:28.8
That you realize that yes,
50:31.2
the nurturing nature is
50:32.9
a fact. It is there, and
50:37.1
It's all about you.
50:38.8
People always assume that you
50:41.1
are good nurturer. It's only
50:43.1
when you become that kind of
50:45.1
mother that you...
50:47.0
Okay, I disagree. I disagree
50:48.9
with that. I disagree.
50:51.2
I disagree with feelings.
50:53.7
I disagree with emotions.
50:55.7
And I disagree intellectually
50:57.1
with that kind of
50:58.3
explanation. This is
51:01.2
a geneticist, and I will
51:03.1
explain this in grade school science
51:05.1
because I am not only
51:07.2
am I a school teacher, I am
51:09.2
also a dog breeder. Now,
51:11.2
when the dogs are
51:12.7
studded, ano ba studded?
51:15.1
When they give birth,
51:17.0
even though the young dogs does not
51:18.9
understand that they give birth,
51:22.6
have this maternal instinct.
51:25.0
Automatic, it turns on.
51:26.9
They do not attack. Oh my God!
51:35.0
Sawang sawa na kami dyan sa walk na yan
51:36.8
dito sa US. May equality at wala
51:38.9
namang pakim mga tao dito.
51:40.8
Kung anong gagawin, pero pinaperson nila yung
51:42.7
lahat ng tao sa mga school. May libro
51:44.9
na yan. May mga libro pa na porn
51:50.7
By the way, si Miguel Cruz kasi
51:52.6
ayan ay ang mga ating mga
51:54.4
OFW na nurse, yung mga yan.
51:57.4
So ikaw, dahan-dahanin mo.
51:59.7
Baka matanggal ka sa
52:00.6
trabaho, kakapakinig mo sa akin.
52:02.4
Nag-i-English pa ako.
52:06.5
who the fuck are you listening to?
52:08.8
That is, is that,
52:13.3
You gonna cancel me,
52:14.8
Gen Z, bro? I'm in the Philippines!
52:16.9
Mabuhay ang Pilipinas!
52:22.9
may maternal instinct kasi yan
52:24.7
na nagta-turn on. Diba nga, ano yun eh?
52:26.7
Totoo yun eh. Kasi ako, nakikita ko
52:28.8
yun first hand dun sa mga aso ko.
52:30.6
Kapag ka, miski yung
52:32.4
lalaking nag-stud sa kanila
52:34.5
is hindi naman sila, alam mo yun,
52:37.2
minate. Pero pag lumabas na
52:38.8
yung anak nila, automatic papadidehin
52:40.9
nila yun. Automatic love nila yun.
52:43.2
Gets nyo? So I don't
52:44.6
understand na bakit
52:46.4
second nature yung
52:49.7
nurturing nature ng nanay.
52:52.8
Actually, it's built
52:54.6
in, diba? Kaya nga nag-survive yung
52:56.4
species natin eh. Kasi, the mother
52:58.7
has this instinct to protect the child.
53:00.9
Okay? It's, hindi
53:02.6
niya kailangan yun. Love niya agad yung
53:04.4
anak nila, diba? Kaya nga sinasabi nila,
53:06.4
walang nanay na, ano yun,
53:08.1
napakaliit nung portion
53:10.5
ng ano na, kaya-kaya kayo mahal
53:12.4
kayo ng nanay nyo eh, diba?
53:14.2
Ewan ko lang sa mga tatay nyo.
53:18.4
Realize that, yes, the nurturing
53:20.4
nature is a fact.
53:22.0
It is there, and it feels
53:24.6
good when people do learn
53:26.6
and grow because of what you water.
53:28.3
Alam mo, gusto ko siyang makadebate. O, hindi
53:30.3
naman debate, makausap dun sa mga
53:32.1
posisyon namin. Para kasing masarap
53:34.3
siyang kausap. Ano lang ah,
53:36.9
feelers lang na, gusto ko
53:38.3
makausap in an honest
53:40.3
manner. Sana pumayag siya.
53:44.4
naman, makakasabay ako ng konti.
53:46.2
Huwag lang ako mang iinis.
53:47.3
Last thing that I love about
53:49.3
being a woman is as a
53:51.3
trans woman. I love the fact
53:53.2
Si may qualifier eh, o yan.
53:55.5
A woman is as a trans
53:57.6
woman. I love the fact that
53:59.4
I have the greatest pleasures
54:01.4
of taking off my bra
54:03.5
and batay, and also scratching
54:29.3
Tangina pare, scratching
54:59.9
Did, did, did, did, did, did
55:01.4
So, you are a sir
55:03.0
So, you are a sir
55:05.6
By association of the balls
55:07.4
Because you said you have the balls
55:09.7
Then, therefore, you must be a sir
55:13.5
I am a fat person
55:16.4
Is often teased that
55:18.7
Yo, magbra ka nga
55:19.8
It is common in fat people
55:22.7
Mga kawadis, mga kaibigan
55:34.0
But we are not called madam
55:36.1
We are called sir
55:37.4
Sir, magbra ka nga
55:39.2
And that is funny
55:40.8
I am a person who is fat
55:44.6
Not in the future
55:48.1
But if you have a ball
55:53.0
But if you have a balls
55:54.8
If you have two balls
55:56.1
The left and the right
55:57.1
Hold them up high
55:58.1
So clean and bright
55:59.3
Then you are not a woman
56:03.7
Because only man has two balls
56:06.9
The left and the right
56:08.6
And you cannot scratch
56:15.8
You dab it like this
56:25.3
Why are you angry
56:27.5
When people are calling you ma'am
56:29.3
If you have a ball
56:30.2
The left ball and the right ball
56:34.5
The waiter has balls
56:37.0
Waiter, sir waiter
56:44.2
The boobs does not make you a woman
56:47.0
Fat people also has boobies
56:51.3
When I am not fat
56:54.1
But when I am fat
57:01.5
So he has a gold tab
57:04.4
He has a gold tab
57:06.0
Maybe even bigger than mine
57:09.3
Because the person looks big
57:22.2
How is this possible?
57:24.2
How is this possible
57:25.7
That you want to be called
57:28.3
But you have the balls
57:37.2
Really really quick
57:40.4
See my meds is here
57:41.6
But I'm not taking it
57:47.1
Happy birthday to Nico David
57:55.5
I've been in social media
57:57.7
Very very long time
57:58.8
But I never talk about my balls
58:02.7
You call me magbraka nga
58:04.6
But I never talk my balls like this
58:08.0
You are not a woman
58:11.3
Because you have a balls
58:12.6
Women do not have balls
58:19.0
Clap your hands for the boobies
58:25.3
Nagulat ako doon eh
58:33.2
This is misleading your honor
58:35.4
Misleading your honor
58:37.4
Jude loves about being a woman
58:39.4
Because there's no woman who has balls
58:42.5
If you have balls
58:44.5
We're not sleeping together
58:46.8
Because you have balls
58:48.6
You go somewhere else
58:50.9
But not in my house
58:53.5
Ay naka mga kawad
58:59.3
Na plot twist tayo
59:01.9
Nakakala ko naman
59:03.1
Kung ano yung sasabi yun
59:12.6
Hindi niya mga moto
59:13.6
Hindi niya pwedeng i-avail
59:15.9
Tsaka yung Magna Carta for Women
59:30.0
Maraming salamat sa inyo ma
59:36.8
Parang sweet dreams
59:38.3
Sweet dreams sweet dreams
59:39.5
The fact that I have
59:40.7
The greatest pleasures of
59:42.4
Taking off my bra and batay
59:44.4
And also scratching my balls
59:46.4
Oh my god, it's so wild
59:50.4
It's so wild dude
59:58.4
Hindi ko alam ganun pala yung ending nito
60:02.4
Directed by M. Night Shyamalaya
60:06.4
Emi, thank you so much for 99 pesos
60:08.4
Nagtakot yung salbahe
60:12.4
Playz eh, bakit ako yung salbahe?
60:14.4
Nag-e-react lang naman ako eh
60:16.4
Insya lang ako may balls eh
60:22.4
Anyway mga kamads, mga kaibigan
60:24.4
Maraming salamat po ulit
60:26.4
Sa lahat ng nakibirthday
60:28.4
Hanggang sa susunod na bukas
60:30.4
Siyempre nandito pa ako bukas
60:32.4
At sa mga susunod na bukas
60:36.4
Hindi ko napit ako
