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TURUTU VINUS PLAYS!
00:36.0
Bubo naman ang driver namin
00:42.0
Tanginamo, di ko hawak yung
00:52.0
Magloko pag nagkatribute tayo, gagalapin po mano ba yung number
00:56.0
Oh shit, dim sum bro
01:00.0
I'm in steaming duty
01:04.0
Ipatay niyo sa akin yung harina, bilays
01:06.0
Bakit niya pinapatay yung karne dyan?
01:10.0
Maggatay ka ng karne
01:18.0
Kunin niyo yung bilays
01:20.0
I need some fucking thing
01:22.0
Bakit di ko malagay?
01:24.0
Hindi ko malagay yung karne
01:32.0
Serve it right here
01:42.0
Ang karne mo kasi hindi yung isda
01:50.0
Ito na, puta ko na
01:54.0
Ito pwede na yung plato na
01:56.0
Wala nga yung hugas na bigay
01:58.0
Wala pala yung bigay
02:02.0
Putangin, wala tayo
02:06.0
Wala nga bigay nyo
02:08.0
Wala na, wala na tayo
02:18.0
Ayun, meron ng dim sum
02:24.0
Anong gagawa nyo?
02:32.0
Bibigyan nyo sa amin yung isda
02:34.0
Ibigyan nyo na kasi yung isda mawawala na
02:40.0
Asa inyo yung servan
02:48.0
Pinibigyan sa atin yung isda
02:50.0
Tapot na dun sa kanila yung
02:54.0
Pwede ba nilalagay yung isda dyan?
02:56.0
Saan ba yung hugasan na nangyayari?
02:58.0
Pinggan nyo yung isda yan!
03:00.0
Putangin na! Katahin nyo!
03:10.0
Pinggan nyo kasi!
03:12.0
Pinggan ninyo na!
03:28.0
May isda na naman dito!
03:30.0
Ito ba di naluluto yun?
03:32.0
Bibigyan ko na ito
03:48.0
900 yung kailangan natin ha!
03:52.0
Wala man lang nakakuha na yun
03:56.0
Binibigyan yung isda sa atin!
04:00.0
yung dimsum kanina pa naka-estay sa baba
04:02.0
Putangin na! Ayusin nyo ha!
04:06.0
Yung isda nagkakuha ng ano?
04:08.0
Ako na yung tagagayat!
04:10.0
Ako na rin yung tagaharina!
04:12.0
Standby ka na lang sa hugasan!
04:14.0
Putangin na nasisip ako!
04:16.0
Ganda ganda na ginagawa!
04:18.0
Yung chef dyan sa kapila
04:20.0
tagagayat na lang ng ano
04:22.0
Putangin na binibigay sa atin yung ano!
04:24.0
Binibigyan ang isda!
04:26.0
Ba't mo nagbibigay ng karne doon?
04:36.0
Bigyan mo pa ng harina yan!
04:40.0
Tarim mo ng lima!
04:44.0
Okay na yan putangin na nyo!
04:46.0
Putangin na all around!
04:50.0
Ay! Di paluto nyo yan!
04:52.0
Putangin na nakin!
04:54.0
Nasaan yung butter ka?
04:58.0
Nasaan yung bowl ka?
05:00.0
Nasaan yung bowl ka?
05:02.0
I'm gonna give some flour!
05:08.0
May harina sa chopping board!
05:12.0
Karne, karne, karne!
05:14.0
Ito! Putangin na!
05:16.0
Wag mo muna yung serving!
05:20.0
Wag mo muna yung serving!
05:28.0
What the fuck happened to this shit?
05:30.0
Sinong naglagay niyan?
05:32.0
Matapak na katot shit!
05:34.0
Luto na yan! It's just fuck!
05:36.0
Pati malagay sa plato!
05:38.0
Putangin ang yan!
05:42.0
Putangin ang yan!
05:44.0
Nasobran ng karne!
05:46.0
Nasobran sa karne!
05:48.0
Hindi na pwede ibigay!
05:50.0
Mayroong karne dito dalawa!
06:22.0
Is Kevin the dog?
06:24.0
Fuck that dog bro!
06:26.0
Ito na yung ano natin dahil
06:28.0
sa pagpakahirap natin sa case of the forest!
06:32.0
Kelvin not Kevin!
06:34.0
Ah fuck I hate this shit!
06:40.0
May hirap lang sa'yo!
06:42.0
Gamer ka pala eh!
06:46.0
What did you say?
06:52.0
Give me my fucking fish!
06:56.0
Stop giving me rice!
07:02.0
I need fucking rice!
07:04.0
Give me rice Chris!
07:06.0
Puta! Anong lumayas ka dyan?
07:10.0
Putangin na lahat!
07:14.0
Ang gulong nagbigay sa'kin ng rice!
07:46.0
You all got this!
07:54.0
I don't think so!
07:58.0
Sara tayo try hard!
08:08.0
Either yung kasama mo or
08:16.0
Bukas tayo matatapos!
08:26.0
This is not my expertise as a Japanese chef!
08:30.0
Give me al dente bro!
08:32.0
Spaghetti pasta number one!
08:38.0
This fucking pettuccine!
08:40.0
Ang dami gano'ng pettuccine putangin!
08:42.0
Stop throwing that shit here!
08:48.0
Ang kapak reserve eh!
08:50.0
You need to save!
08:52.0
Putangin na may masasunog!
09:08.0
Puta throwing stop!
09:10.0
Puta natatamaan ako!
09:12.0
Stop throwing stop!
09:14.0
Maghugas ka na din!
09:18.0
Huwag ka maglagay ng ano!
09:20.0
Huwag ka maglagay ng tomato dito sa
09:22.0
Serving table putangin na mo!
09:24.0
Hindi ako naglalagay sila!
09:26.0
Pagkatbato nila tumatama!
09:38.0
Huwag ka maglagay ng ano dito!
09:40.0
Lalagay lang dito yung plato!
09:44.0
Huwag ka maglagay ng pasta!
09:46.0
Lalagay ko na dito ng shit!
09:50.0
Save that shit please!
09:52.0
Put some pasta in there!
09:54.0
Luto na yung pasta dito!
10:00.0
Puta pinapirapan ko sarili ko!
10:02.0
Huwag ka maglagay ng roto!
10:16.0
I think we're good!
10:22.0
Hindi pa ito yung Dark Souls level
10:42.0
Thank you for watching!
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