00:13.6
Chris, ako sa pasta, Chris!
00:16.4
May mushroom na ba?
00:18.0
Eto lang, mushroom mo
00:23.6
Gago, may meat dito!
00:24.8
Eto, Chris, meat to!
00:25.8
Eto pa, isang meat pa!
00:33.4
Ayun yung plato, bago malis, bago malis
00:35.4
Ayun yung plato, nasa gilid
00:37.2
Ako ngayon malis na geyser!
00:42.4
Ayayay, kaibigan!
00:44.0
Tapon mo sila ng geyser!
00:46.0
Puta, ikaw itinapong katanina
00:48.0
Ikaw ito itinapong katanina
00:51.2
Wala na, bawas yung holdo natin
00:59.2
Hindi pwede i-teka lang yung customer, hoy!
01:01.6
Sabihin mo yan sa customer, puta!
01:02.6
Customer's always right, bro, wtf!
01:07.2
Wala na, minus 13 na, wala na
01:09.4
Puta, wala na, hindi naabot!
01:14.6
Puta, wala nang pasta!
01:19.6
Here you go, here's the pasta, bud
01:20.6
Puta, 20 seconds, boy
01:21.6
Ulit tayo, ulit tayo, ulit tayo!
01:24.4
Wait lang, baka kaya pa!
01:26.2
I think we did it
01:28.6
I think, I think so
01:38.6
Okay, get's na, get's na!
01:42.0
We got it out of the system, okay?
01:45.0
Okay, meat and mushroom!
01:47.0
Pasta muna, pasta
01:48.0
Ba't tumalakan yung mushroom
01:49.4
Basta, yung, kayo nang bahala mag-gayot sa meat
01:51.4
Ako nang bahala sa mushroom
01:56.4
Oh, shit! I fucked up!
01:57.4
Mahulog, putang inang yan!
01:59.4
Sorry, gaminasay!
02:01.4
I'll chop this one
02:02.4
Puta, mahulog ako
02:07.4
Pinggan ha, pinggan, pinggan, pinggan, pinggan
02:13.4
Putang ina mo, I fucked up!
02:16.4
Worst, anong nangyari doon sa, ano?
02:18.4
Ay, nandun, nagspawn
02:19.4
Ikaw nang bahala doon sa isang, ano
02:24.4
See, we're like a cogwheel right now
02:26.4
Yeah, man, holy shit
02:27.4
We're getting, you know
02:29.4
The teamwork, bro
02:32.4
Here you go, mushroom
02:40.4
Look at that, bro
02:42.4
Give us the pasta, bro
02:45.4
Reserve na ako, eh
02:46.4
Oh, what the fuck?
02:53.4
Just gotta keep it up
03:01.4
Alright, we made it
03:08.4
See, when you don't let your ADHD
03:12.4
Hyperfocus, man, hyperfocus
03:15.4
Shut the fuck up, man
03:17.4
Oh, shit, Marineford na tayo
03:20.4
Gago ulit dito, Marineford
03:22.4
Anong tawag doon?
03:24.4
Anong tawag doon?
03:33.4
Okay, I'm in Tortilla Duty, bro
03:34.4
Karne, karne, karne
03:36.4
We need cook fucking thing
03:41.4
Hoy, di ba tapos yan?
03:43.4
Hoy, gago, kala ko tapos na
03:46.4
Tapon niyo na lang
03:48.4
Puta tajadli na, guy
03:51.4
May ano na, tutorial na lang kailangan
03:54.4
Huwag niyo muna i-serve yan, ha
03:59.4
Ba't inunan niyo to?
04:00.4
Puta may nalaglag
04:01.4
Ba't inunan niyo yun?
04:03.4
Nasaan niyo yung mushroom, eh?
04:05.4
Nasaan niyo yung mushroom, eh?
04:07.4
Sana lang yung meat
04:10.4
Okay, we need more mushroom than meat
04:13.4
Okay, we need more mushroom
04:18.4
Kanin, kanin, kanin
04:20.4
Kanin, kanin, kanin
04:21.4
Ang dami ng mushroom, hoy
04:22.4
Ang dami ng mushroom, tatlo
04:25.4
Ang dami mong binatoy
04:26.4
Papsugas, pinggan
04:28.4
Mushroom, mushroom, mushroom
04:30.4
Ba't ba't tinapon?
04:32.4
Ba't ba't tinapon?
04:34.4
Ba't ba't may meat yan?
04:35.4
Ba't may meat yan?
04:37.4
That's a fucked up one
04:38.4
Binaglagay ng karne sa poke
04:40.4
Puta na, sinaglagay na kami
04:41.4
Ikaw lang naglagay yan
04:44.4
Ay, gago, nilaglag ako
04:49.4
Kaya, may collision
04:54.4
Another mushroom, another mushroom
04:55.4
Nasaan na yung kalan namin?
04:57.4
Mga kalan namin, putang ina nyo
04:59.4
Mushroom, what the fuck?
05:01.4
Wait lang, yung kalan namin, nasa inyo
05:03.4
Nasaan yung isang kalan natin?
05:05.4
I don't know, nasa na?
05:08.4
Putang ina, wala na
05:14.4
Ito na, ito na, ito na
05:17.4
Mushroom, mushroom
05:19.4
Mushroom, mushroom
05:21.4
Wait lang, mag-uurang ako, mag-uurang ako
05:24.4
Nasaan yung frying pan?
05:26.4
Where the fuck's the frying pan, man?
05:28.4
Nasaan ka pala yung side?
05:29.4
Bakit ka lang ipunta doon, tanong ko lang
05:32.4
Ipunta ko doon eh, para ano
05:34.4
Lagyan mo na kasi yung plato
05:36.4
Wala akong plato, wala akong laging plato
05:38.4
Para di mo dinadali yung frying pan
05:40.4
Dala ka na ng plato
05:42.4
Dito, dito, dito, dito
05:43.4
Lalagyan mo kanin
05:44.4
Puta saka, sasabi ko lang
05:47.4
Dito, lagyan mo na ito
05:48.4
Lagyan mo yan, lagyan mo yan
05:52.4
Yung frying pan natin patagyan pa rin
05:55.4
Ikaw naglagalan doon eh
05:58.4
Kanina pa, wala kong mukuha
05:59.4
Wala kong makukuman
06:00.4
Sana kong sa'yo magmanagalan doon
06:02.4
Sana yung plato mo na lang
06:04.4
Yung plato mo na lang
06:05.4
Sabi ko, yung plato mo na lang
06:08.4
Patagyanan, kanina pa yung dinadali
06:09.4
Wala kong makapansin
06:10.4
Tangina, yung plato mo na lang kasi
06:13.4
Yung plato mo na lang
06:16.4
Nuluto kayo, isa lang yung kalde
06:22.4
Meat and mushroom, okay
06:24.4
We're good, we're good
06:26.4
So far so good, okay
06:28.4
Okay, dalang meat, puro meat, puro meat
06:33.4
Puta saka, puta puta, putangina mo
06:36.4
Putangina kasi, bagil naman
06:38.4
Wala partner niyo
06:39.4
Okay, mushroom, mushroom, mushroom
06:42.4
Mushroom, backpack
06:49.4
Wag mo na kasing dalhin yung
06:51.4
Putangina ng frying pan sa kabila
06:53.4
Wala tayong plato
06:57.4
Nagluto kayo, mushroom
06:58.4
Wala tayong plato, putangina mo
07:01.4
Wala tayong mushroom
07:06.4
Nuluto kayo ng mushroom
07:08.4
Hintayin mo yung plato, putangina mo
07:12.4
Ako na nakalagyusap yun, hintayin mo
07:17.4
Wala tayong mushroom
07:19.4
Wala tayong mushroom
07:20.4
Gago, may meat na dito, boba
07:24.4
Puta na, boba pa ako na
07:27.4
Mushroom, where's mushroom?
07:28.4
Putangina, lagay mo na kasi agad ng tortilla
07:30.4
Ano ba mangyayari pag di mo, ano
07:33.4
You know what, that is fucking true
07:34.4
Pungina na to, hinihintayin pa yung
07:36.4
You know what, fuck the combo bro
07:38.4
Tapos lagay mo ng kanin, yan
07:40.4
Wala nang ano dito, wala nang mushroom
07:43.4
Where's the mushroom?
07:44.4
Puta, walang kanin to pre
07:46.4
Dinala na naman yung putangina ng frying pan sa kapila
07:49.4
Hindi ko dinala, hindi ko dinala yan
07:50.4
Hindi ako nagdala yan, hindi ako nagdala yan
07:58.4
Pukaw akong kanin, pukaw akong kanin
07:59.4
Putangina, mali mali ng nalagyan
08:01.4
Putangina, walang kanin yung mga tortilla natin
08:05.4
Putangina, walang palaman
08:10.4
Give me mushroom, give me mushroom
08:13.4
Nagpunta na naman sa iba
08:24.4
Okay na, quota na tayo po, kinakina nyo
08:28.4
Ano, tortilla na may kanin
08:36.4
Nagbigay ko yung tortilla na may kanin
08:40.4
Lagi may kulang na ano
08:44.4
Putangina natatawa ko, putangina
08:46.4
Kinukompleto muna bagay na tortilla
08:50.4
Ayaw yan, basta putangina
08:53.4
Beg mo pang army navy, putangina ka
08:56.4
Likit burrito kasi
09:00.4
What the fuck, goodbye bye
09:02.4
Oh shit, ako tagano
09:04.4
Oh shit, I'm cooking
09:06.4
Muna matay, putangina
09:07.4
Lagi ko na to na tortilla
09:10.4
Ako na bahala magsimpla ng tortilla
09:12.4
Oh putangina sa tagad
09:17.4
Bigay nyo ako sa chop chop ko
09:23.4
Ano, kulay mo may plato dyan oh
09:27.4
Nagbibigay ko, kulay niyo yung plato dito
09:29.4
Kinuha yung kanina ko pa inaanong
09:34.4
Lagi, putangina ako na nga
09:36.4
Putangina, teka lang ha
09:40.4
Lagay nyo yung makatulog pa ako
09:42.4
Ilagay nyo yung mga tortilla dito
09:44.4
Ilalagay nyo yung mga tortilla dito
09:46.4
Para dyan yung final serving, okay
09:52.4
Putangina, we're doing so bad, can we reset?
09:54.4
What is wrong with you?
10:00.4
Ako yung taga sir
10:02.4
Ako yung taga sa kanin
10:04.4
Ako na sa kanin ha
10:08.4
Pigan yung manok, dalawang manok
10:10.4
Ako, kami magluluto
10:12.4
Hindi, ako lang magluluto, doon ka nalang sa stage
10:16.4
Puta, dito ako, dito lang ako
10:18.4
I'm gonna stay here
10:20.4
Plato, plato, plato
10:26.4
Ano, may plato dyan oh
10:28.4
May plato, may kanin pa oh
10:36.4
Putangina yung tortilla, ilalagay mo doon
10:38.4
Hindi mo ipaputos sakin
10:42.4
Iwan ka mga salita ng tortilla, unin mo na ako unin
10:46.4
Urong, urong, pukunin ko plato
10:48.4
Lagay mo ng kanin gago
10:50.4
Ay gago, I forgot
10:54.4
Tortilla, tortilla, tortilla
10:56.4
Yon, galing mo doon
10:58.4
I need tortilla dito
11:02.4
Bilis, bilis, tortillas
11:04.4
Tortillas dito nalang
11:08.4
Oh shit, we're under pressure
11:10.4
Puta, bakit nandito to
11:12.4
Tortilla, tortilla
11:14.4
Wala nang tao ng kanin doon
11:16.4
Putangina, dammit
