00:35.0
Ako kasi mayroon ako mga explanation na dapat niyo ma-understand
00:38.8
para naman mayroon kayong matutunan sa buhay
00:41.4
Isang demonyong pinugutan ng tsungay
00:44.0
naging angel na biglang-bigla
00:46.9
Hindi lang kayo matututo maging pro dito sa stream ko
00:49.8
kundi matuto din kayo in real life
00:51.8
Eh pag ganyan ba, magagaharap kita ng loob
00:54.1
Tuturo ako kayo in real life
00:56.1
Ang unang-unang matutuan niyo ay kung paano maging malakas sa emin
00:59.9
Ang bihira ka naman
01:01.5
Ang ilang pro player sa ML
01:05.3
Kahit sino sabihin niyo diyan
01:06.7
Kahit sino tanungin niyo kung sino nagturo sa kanila mag-imit
01:10.2
Ikaw ang chance sa buhay ko e
01:12.2
Si sapo sabihin mo
01:13.8
Laging nag-chat-chat yun sa akin e
01:15.4
Sabi niya, tssh paturong naman paano maging kupra malakas
01:18.6
Sabi ko, ay patali lang yan, ganito lang, ka-simple
01:21.1
Sa sapno, tinuruan ko mag-pani yan
01:26.6
Ok, ok, wait up, wait up
01:28.0
Si Kyrie, tinuruan ko magling yan
01:30.0
Lahat yan, tinuruan ko yan sila
01:31.4
Mga galawan na pang-profesyonal, tinuruan ko yan lahat
01:37.0
Kung paano maging malakas
01:39.4
Diyuwa ko pa yan dati si Omay Binos e
01:42.3
Talagang mahilig sa kapwa niya
01:43.9
Diyuwa ko pa yan dati ni Omay Binos
01:46.3
Ginuwi siya aking wife
01:47.6
Sabi ko, sige kayo na, bahala na kayo
01:49.6
Pero galing yan sila sa akin
01:51.0
Tinuruan ko yan sila dalawa, sabi ko
01:53.0
Kung gusto niyo maging malakas, ganito gawin niyo
01:55.2
Ok lang na mag-iwalay na tayo Omay Binos
01:57.4
Kay kanyan ka na, kay wise ka na
02:00.5
Wala na akong pakialam, gano'n
02:02.0
Basta kayo ay mag-iwal
02:04.2
Maging makapangyarihan si Emil
02:05.9
Community at maging malakas sa buong mundo
02:09.1
Inaubaya ko na sa kanila yung pagkanila, paging friendship nila
02:13.1
Ganon ako ka-kan-friend
02:15.1
Hoy, hoy, hoy, satulong salita mo
02:16.7
Kailangang kayselos ka
02:18.2
Ganito yan, hindi ako nagpipiling dito
02:20.2
Anong panong piling? Anong piling?
02:21.8
Walang piling-piling dito
02:23.4
Walang piling-piling
02:24.6
Hindi kami mga piling-piling dito
02:26.3
Walang piling-piling
02:27.3
Ito ang paglalaki ng iba-ati mo ha
02:30.7
Ito na pre, mabubuk-bubuk na tayo pre
02:33.4
Ito ha, tuturuan ko kay Magaldos ha
02:35.4
Sa-sa-sa totoo, ito, ito
02:37.0
Ganito talaga Magaldos
02:39.8
Alam nyo kasi, kung gusto nyo Magaldos
02:42.4
Napaka-simple lang
02:43.7
You don't need to hardship your-your life
02:46.3
Andale, bakit bigla nag-i-english ka?
02:49.0
Nag-i-english tayo kasi mayroon tayong mga viewers ngayon na
02:51.5
From UEC, from Thailand, from
02:54.0
Mga ibang bansa, hindi nakaka-intindi ng Tagalog
02:56.4
So kailangan natin makaka-dito
02:59.2
So right now, if you're your enemy there
03:02.4
Wait, wait, wait there in the, in the tori
03:05.8
Mali yung english mo
03:07.2
So if you wait there, then you wait that
03:09.9
You wait, you wait, you wait, you, you, you
03:12.6
You punch, you punch
03:15.2
At the bottom of the, of the land
03:18.1
You punch the fuck
03:19.5
Ang english ito parang si Tarzan e
03:21.5
If that, if that, if that hero is scary
03:25.3
He's scary to, he's scary, he's scary, he's scary
03:29.9
He's jumping, he's, he's using, he's using
03:32.8
Your gun right now, he's use your, he's use your
03:36.5
Okay, basta nun, paliwanag ka, ano?
03:38.5
You mother-stupidu
03:40.8
You sapak now, you, you
03:42.8
You eat that mother-stupidu
03:44.8
Ay, they are, they are punching it, ay
03:46.8
You, you, I will punch your back
03:54.2
Ba't ka nagagalit? Ikaw na gusto niyan
04:00.2
Tanggalin mo yung english mo
04:02.2
This show is stupid
04:06.2
Why you, you show up
04:08.2
You sipa me, you sipa me
04:12.2
Pagjarang kita mukha e
04:14.2
You kick me, you kick me, you kick me
04:18.2
Guys, guys, all, all over the world
04:20.2
Soy, tagalogin mo na nga
04:22.2
O naihilo ko sa english mo e
04:24.2
Let's go men, let's go
04:26.2
Pakiroop roop, pakiroop roop
04:28.2
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's see pakiroop
04:30.2
Pakiroop roop, ayop ka
04:32.2
Pakiroop roop, pakiroop roop
04:34.2
Pakiroop roop, back all, back all
04:36.2
Pakiroop roop, ayop na ito ha
04:40.2
Back mo na, back mo na, back mo na
04:42.2
Baturo paano mag english
04:44.2
Guys, don't talk to me in tagalog
04:46.2
Men, don't talk to me in tagalog
04:50.2
I gonna talk to you in english, because
04:52.2
You know I love english
04:54.2
Wag mo kong talaging English ha
04:56.2
I have a viewers right now
04:58.2
From Indonesia, from Malaysia
05:06.2
Opopopopopopopopo
05:10.2
Pupupupupupupupupupup
05:12.2
Papapapapapapapapapapapap
05:14.2
Pupupupupupupupupupupupup
05:18.2
Surprise mother.. surprise
05:24.2
You list list stupido ah
05:26.2
Just wait to me, I gonna, i gonna, i gonna punch your face right now
05:28.2
Na, bonge your face ah
05:30.2
Kapag sinapokit sa bunganga,
05:32.2
Ngipin mo ang tisette mo
05:34.2
Your, your tipp is
05:40.2
Hey guys, all my viewers
05:42.2
From Indonesia and Malaysia
05:44.2
Welcome to my stream
05:46.2
You know, I'm fluent English
05:48.2
I'm fluent talk to English so
05:50.2
I hope you understand
05:52.2
What I'm talking right now
05:56.2
I'm the Philippines, I'm super power
05:58.2
I have a power because I'm super
06:00.2
Super duper, super
06:02.2
English, tarantado
06:04.2
Super, super science
06:06.2
Super, super, super
06:10.2
I'm a super, super
06:22.2
Super, super, super
06:30.2
Heal me, heal me, heal me
06:32.2
Heal me, heal me, heal me
06:34.2
Oh my god, save my life
06:38.2
Bakit mo papiluan?
06:42.2
Is humble, is calm
06:44.2
Gusto ko na mamatay talaga
06:48.2
What we call that
06:50.2
Is our, is our, is our
06:52.2
What is the next word?
06:54.2
Let's go, let's go, let's go
06:56.2
In the bottom lane, the bottom lane
06:58.2
In the middle lane, the last lane
07:00.2
We fuck this bitch
07:02.2
Sapaking kaya kita?
07:04.2
I'm gonna shoot you
07:06.2
I'm joking, I'm joking
07:12.2
Pag hindi ka tumigil lang
07:14.2
Try English mo, sasapaking kita
07:22.2
Oh my goodness, so many, many
07:26.2
Oh my goodness, hey guys
07:28.2
You know guys, or to my
07:30.2
I don't want to, I don't know
07:32.2
How to talk to you guys
07:34.2
Kaya nalang kumusap dito ha, magulo ang English niyan
07:38.2
I have a viewers from
07:40.2
Indonesia, Malaysia
07:46.2
If you want to play a game
07:48.2
You want to, what we call this
07:56.2
Because that gives you energy
07:58.2
If you smell that, your face
08:02.2
Sapaking ko yung mata mo
08:04.2
If you're feeling like that
08:06.2
If you're feeling like that
08:08.2
Like this, like this
08:12.2
Ang bilis na tunaw ha
08:16.2
So you need to faster
08:26.2
Fighting, so you need to
08:30.2
If you have a friend there
08:38.2
Meron ka mga kamag-anak na patay
08:40.2
Sa libingan, pasyalan mo
08:42.2
So that's why your team is
09:00.2
We need to push now
09:02.2
Because my team is
09:04.2
Going to fight with
09:14.2
I'm jump, I'm jump, I'm jump
09:16.2
I'm running, I'm running
09:18.2
We need to run guys
09:28.2
Kapos, kumisan sobra
09:32.2
The enemy is there to me men
09:34.2
Okay, okay, let's go
09:36.2
Let's pack the ball
09:38.2
Let's pack the ball
09:48.2
Bahala ka sa buhay mo
09:50.2
Nice one, nice one
10:00.2
What are you doing
10:02.2
Don't leave alone
10:04.2
Don't leave alone
10:06.2
Guys, guys help me
10:08.2
Bahala ka sa buhay mo
10:12.2
I want Ate Kikiras
10:24.2
What are you doing
10:26.2
Why your face like that
10:28.2
We lose guys, we lose
10:30.2
I'm sorry, I'm sorry
10:34.2
The problem here is
10:36.2
Kaya ka na talo sa election kaya English mo
10:38.2
The communication is not scalable
10:44.2
And to fight the game
10:46.2
Pag pag-uusap pala sa doktor
10:48.2
English ka na na English
