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00:01.9
Parang mong kill ito
00:11.2
Come on bro stop touching my dick bro
00:14.2
Tama yan ako this is me bro
00:16.4
Look at me I'm the penguin bro
00:18.3
Gising na eh I don't have a heist to do you
00:26.4
Kuli niyo kuli niyo nga
00:27.1
Kuli niyo kuli nito yan o
00:28.8
Kuli niyo kuli niyo
00:33.1
Ikaw kuli ka rito
00:33.8
Mukhang kamuha kayo tatlo
00:41.6
Ako to ako to ako to
00:43.0
Ginastos ko yung savings ko boi
00:44.8
Wala nawong pera ga
00:46.6
Ba't may arsenal kayo
00:50.1
Kaya naisi na pal
00:51.1
Kuli na may paril
00:53.1
Kuli na may paril
00:55.1
Ba't chipay na paril
00:56.1
Ba't chipay na paril
00:58.1
Ba't chipay na paril
00:59.1
Sino to who the fck is this guy
01:02.1
Why are you such a meta player bro
01:04.6
Where did you get that I thought we were playing this for the first time Chris
01:09.1
Gago pwede pa marill ng drone
01:18.1
Sino ba kasi yung kilit
01:19.1
Hindi kasi kayo nagpalit ng mga ai churan e
01:23.1
Sorry to pop in unannounced
01:31.1
YOU CAME IN THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD FOOL!
01:34.1
WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD FOOL
01:35.1
WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD FOOL
01:37.1
WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD FOOL
01:39.1
ANAK BAKA TUMASAK
01:42.1
Sino taong tumasak ka yun
01:43.1
Mada kayo hiyam pas yon
01:45.1
Ito ba't na pook na yun ito
01:49.1
Ano yun? Baril na baril
01:53.1
Kulil niyo muna yung baril
01:55.1
Kulil niyo muna yung baril
02:03.1
Para ma-pick up yung ammo
02:07.1
Oh my god yung bobo nyo
02:10.1
You don't need the f**king stickers
02:11.1
What do you mean?
02:14.1
Gagay sa Madagascar
02:34.1
Tuluyin niyo na yun
02:41.1
Ayun na kanina ka
02:49.1
Stop hitting me bro
02:50.1
That's what she said
02:52.1
Wait tulungan niyo ako gago
02:53.1
I'm the guy with the tux
02:56.1
I'm the tuxedo penguin bro
02:57.1
I'm the guy with the tux
03:01.1
May natutulog dito
03:02.1
Ano nangyari dito?
03:03.1
Find the E room bro
03:04.1
We do the objectives
03:06.1
Gagawin na natin yung objectives
03:09.1
May iyak to may iyak
03:21.1
Gagawin na mo dinaw niyo ako e
03:29.1
You're alive now bro
03:31.1
Pagkabulutang ako
03:38.1
What is this dude?
03:44.1
Bumutan ko na yung key room
03:45.1
He's surrendering bro
03:46.1
Bumutan ko na yung key room
03:52.1
I double dare you
03:58.1
Oh shit may laser na pre
04:06.1
I'm not with the iron flipper
04:07.1
Undercover you see
04:08.1
What is happening?
04:55.1
Parang hangat na tayo
04:56.1
Asura pa kasi kayo
04:58.1
Kaya walang laban
05:00.1
Tine mo may kalaban
05:01.1
Tine mo may kalaban
05:14.1
Ito may baril may baril
05:17.1
Binabalangan siya
05:27.1
Daming kalaban dito boy
05:36.1
Ang gulo ng larong to
05:47.1
Saan saan napapunta niya
05:51.1
Ang dabi nila boy
05:52.1
Di ko alam kung makamatay na ako
05:55.1
Dahil is happening
05:57.1
I don't know what the f**k is going on
05:58.1
Parang naglag yung server
05:59.1
Naglag yung server
06:00.1
Parang naglag yung server
06:01.1
Dahil kainil yun ok
06:03.1
Tumatalsik sila sa ere
06:04.1
Kung naggawin yan
06:05.1
Stop doong that s**t
06:07.1
Naglalag yung server gago
06:12.1
Naglag yung server e
06:16.1
Na dahil nitra yun
06:21.1
Bakit ba kasi ginaganon
06:32.1
Dapat may magiging leader ok
06:33.1
Dapat ano tayo yung
06:34.1
Alam mo yung sa Madagascar
06:39.1
Si Mike Wazowski bro
06:40.1
It's a guy right?
06:42.1
Oh patay ako dito
06:43.1
Oh patay ako dito
06:44.1
Oh patay ako dito
06:45.1
Oh patay ako dito
06:49.1
You're fine you're fine
06:51.1
Exactly you're still alive bro
06:54.1
That's exactly it
07:00.1
Nakakain natin to
07:09.1
Tawa ka sa tawa ka sa tawa ka sa
07:25.1
May bonk na sound
07:31.1
Siya sino kasama ko dito
07:36.1
Oh my god yung auto na tawa
07:39.1
He's dead he's dead
07:44.1
What the fuck did you get
07:51.1
Dito na sa entrance
07:56.1
What the fuck is that
07:58.1
Eh na yun bahala kayo
08:02.1
Oh my god may katawan kasama ko
08:06.1
Ay arrest yun arrest yun bro
08:22.1
This is my expertise
08:26.1
Put your hands up
08:27.1
Put your hands up
08:29.1
Say noot one more time
08:31.1
I don't bloody dare ya
08:32.1
I don't bloody dare ya
08:35.1
Tawawa gago miiyak
08:37.1
Oh shit I got an achievement
08:39.1
You didn't see anything Chris
08:42.1
You didn't see anything Chris
08:44.1
Take the key to the boat
08:45.1
Tara nga tara nga
08:47.1
Sino may hawak ng key ikaw
08:50.1
Gago puto nga tayo dito
09:00.1
Uy may palapit na sa'yo boy
09:03.1
Ay nakabluw kalaban yan
09:09.1
Wait lang wait lang
09:11.1
Wait lang yung bangkai tago
09:13.1
Tago natin yung bangkai
09:18.1
Gago dito ako yun
09:20.1
Tara tira tara tara
09:24.1
I'm the one with the gun bro
09:25.1
Let's go let's go
09:28.1
Uy get the key bro
09:32.1
Step bro I'm stuck
09:34.1
Let me have that guy
09:35.1
I'm stuck step bro
09:36.1
Ang malina bobo mo
09:37.1
Bakit ka siyan dyan ka
09:38.1
Come here come here
09:46.1
That's how you unstuck
09:50.1
That's how you unstuck
10:00.1
Ay nani ginawa niya
10:04.1
I'm an expert guys
10:18.1
Harder harder step bro
10:23.1
Press escape and then press unstuck
10:35.1
I'm going in the wall
10:36.1
Ikaw na mo i-stuck ngayon
10:46.1
Yeah we actually fixed him
10:49.1
We actually fixed him bro
10:54.1
Let's go let's go