BURGER MACHINE ? BAKIT DAW MAY TAO SA LOOB? MAS MASARAP SA MCDO AT JOLIBEE?
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Okay, sige psychological
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Guys are always like that, like parang, I am so sick
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Kanina kasi mga pre, may nadaanan kami yung burger machine
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So tinuro ko sa kanya, nung nakita ko kasi yung burger machine, nagkribe ako na gusto kong kumain ng burger
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Hindi ko rin alam
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So ayun na nga mga pre, nagkribe ako kumain ng burger
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Sabi ko sa kanya, kung gusto mo ba tikman din yung burger machine
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Kasi hindi pa naman din niya natitikman yung burger machine
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Yeah, and Eugene said machine, and it sounds interesting
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Burger machine, I don't know what is that
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So we're gonna check it, it's just near us, we have that
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Kaya nga, tapos ang tanong niya sa akin, nung nakita niya yung burger machine, may tao
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Kaya tinanong niya ako, burger machine, pero bakit may tao?
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Yeah, Eugene said, burger machine, burger machine
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But there is human there, so how is it a machine?
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I thought kasi that there is a big machine standing and creating burgers
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Ah, dahil nga kasi sa pangalan, di ko rin alam kung bakit burger machine yung pangalan niya
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Pero tao lang pala dun
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Sigat na sigat kasi ito mga pre, di ba, nung 80s, 90s, before
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And ako, nung bata kasi ako, gustong gusto kong, parang ang ganda kasi tignan ito
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So gustong gusto kong kumain ito dahil
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Sino ganda tignan?
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Yung burger machine, kasi makulay siya dati, ganyan ganyan
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So parang feeling mo, pag kumain ka dun, parang rich kid ang dating
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Oo, kaya nga hindi ako kumakain dun, kasi parang unang iniisip ko, baka mahal
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O ba't tinutulak mo ko?
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Gusto mo akong mamatay?
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Kaya kahit ako, hindi ko pa natitikman yun
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Ngayon pa lang din
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Well, I will be first time, together
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First time natin matitikman dalawa yun
02:13.1
Honey, why flies likes me?
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Hindi ko alam bakit, bakit
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I know that they like someone that is mabaho, but I believe niko
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Sabi kasi nila, yung mga lamok daw
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Kasi nila, yung mga amoy, yun parang amoy ng ano, ng pawis, ganyan ganyan
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No, it says lamok likes those who have warm blood
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Ewan ko, basta kaya pag ibig sabihin, hindi ka naliligoy
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I read it in the book, trust the book
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Okay, sige, so ito na, ito dito na tayo
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Gasolina yun, yun, kakainin mo dyan
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Ayun, o, burger machine
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But it's not a machine
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Yan nga, yan nga yun
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Most available ba lahat to?
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O, available daw lahat yan
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Take a ultimate burger
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Or a chicken burger
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Nasaan? Nasaan? Wala, gumagawa ka lang ata eh
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Ano ba yung pinaka bestseller nyo dito? Kasi wala pa kaming idea eh
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Ito sa buy one take one
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Sa buy one take one?
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Ito may single order, so try it
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A single order, ano pinaka masarap?
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Ito mukhang masarap
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24 hours kayo, diba?
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Kasi bago pa yung, ano, Angel's Burger, ito na yung pinakasikat
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So that's Angel's Burgers?
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Ha? Diba parang nakakatakam?
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Parang, kasi daming mga magpipipagpipilian, daming mga ibang kulay
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So this is Angel's Burger?
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Hindi, Angel's Burger to
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Burger machine nga to
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Ah, burger machine
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I know why it's called machine
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Because it's a car
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Parang ganun na nga
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Not because it's automatic, now I know
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Pwede bang balikan namin yung order namin?
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Nag-anal lang yung kami dito, tara
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Kasi mga pre, nakita ni Vika
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Siya nakakita, hindi ako ha
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Merong McDonald's dito
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Saka may Jollibee dito
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Ang gusto daw niya, gusto daw niyang i-compare kung ano daw yung mas masarap na burger
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Or McDonald's Burger?
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But I think I know the winner
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Hindi mo pa nga, hindi mo pa nga natitigman yung burger machine e
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No yes, still didn't try burger machine
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So bibili muna kami ng burger din dito sa McDonald's saka sa Jollibee
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So dito bumili lang kami ng isang pirasong regular burger sa McDonald's
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Ngayon papunta naman kami sa tabi, yung tabi kasi diba Jollibee
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Hindi ka ba nagtataka bakit sa tuwing may McDonald's may katabing laging Jollibee?
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May Jollibee, may katabi laging McDonald's
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Because they are kawaii
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Ah no, there is someone who likes, I know it's like you like McDonald's, I like Jollibee so we will hiwalay
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Something like that, I don't know
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Hiwalay, no it's a marketing strategy
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No yeah that's a marketing strategy, I'm just saying my strategy
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No that's my marketing strategy
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Kasi diba kapag may ano, kapag may Jollibee lang ang iisipin mo lang kakain ako o hindi
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Pero kapag may pagpipilian ka, McDonald's or Jollibee ang iisipin mo na,
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McDo o Jollibee, mawawala na yung choice mo na hindi ako kakain
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Weird conspiracy, I don't like it
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So babalik tayo sa burger machine
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First mga pre, we have here, ito
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This whole burger, this machine burger
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I eat 3 burger kasi buy 1 take 1
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Unayin mo yung buy 1 take 1 kasi yun yung laging binibili
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It's like you know at home someone will make burger
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Patingin patingin hindi ko pa nga nakikita eh
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It's good, it's like home burgers
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Like in home, Filipino like to do that
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They will buy buns and patin they will do that
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That's how it taste like, you try
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It's like you know at your home, they will buy patties and then they will fry this and bread
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And there is, next one is yung supreme
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Maraming laman dun
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Good machine burger, surprise me
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It surprised you?
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You know also, because I know it's masarap like that in there
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Okay next one, McDonald's
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You always do that?
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Cute para may sauce
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Parang hindi ka satisfied sa McDonald's ah
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I don't like McDonald's burger kasi
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Ah you don't like McDonald's burger
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Because people really, everyone really love Jollibee burger, I don't know why
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I don't know, McDonald's is like not there, not there
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What not there, not there?
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I don't know, 50-50
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I like more of this, machine burger than McDonald's
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Ah you like more machine burger?
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Than McDonald's burger
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See, this is more sauce than Jollibee
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I like to flat it
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So that the sauce is there
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Okay, I don't like it
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We still don't have Jollibee
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Of course, Jollibee is really delicious
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You can only beat
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You can only beat it
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But among all, this one cannot beat
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But this one is number 2
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Better than McDonald's
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Because machine burger, if there's so many flavors you can choose
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Yeah, there's a lot
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Marami. Susunod, pwede natin i-try yung iba.
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But the barbecue one,
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supreme, what's that?
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Double burger, ultimate something.
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Just spicy, not for me, but it's good.
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Ano, tara na. At least, nasatisfy na yung cravings ko.
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Nakaisang tagat lang ako.
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Ito, para sa'yo, lakas.
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Mag-atay sa'yo yun.
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I really want to finish all these burgers.
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Like, another one.
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Kasi iba siya sa ano,
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ang kaibahan lang kasi, mga pre,
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mas malaman siya, mas meaty siya,
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saka, mas ano siya,
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basta mas makapal siya.
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Hindi siya yung unang kagat, tinapay agad.
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I'm not pretty with...
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McDonald's, you know, it's like nowhere.
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It's not here. I don't want to say about the McDonald's.
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They have yummy McFlurry there.
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But about this burger,
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masyong burger, you know, kasi maraming
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lasam, kaya it's so maganda to try that.
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And I like their patty,
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not here, not there, but Jollibee's the number one.
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Hindi ko alam kung ano talaga meron sa Jollibee
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burger, parang kakaiba yung lasa niya.
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What they put there, it's like either their sauce or
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something, it's like the sauce is also similar
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in, it's like ano,
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in Spongebob's secret
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Krab's burger recipe.
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Pero alam mo kung bakit sikat na sigat yung
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burger machine dati? Dati kasi
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yung McDonald's, saka
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yung Jollibee, hindi naman sila 24
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burger machine kasi, 24 hours siya.
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So, kapag nagugutong ka, parang
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siya yung ano, yung alam mo,
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bukas na tindahan. So, burger machine is
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Kasi di ba, syempre, pag nagugutong
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ka, naghanap ko kung anong kakainin mo,
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alam mo ka agad, papasok sa'yo,
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burger machine kasi 24 hours open.
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But I didn't expect
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mga preda, masarap pala yan.
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Burger machine? Mukhang mapapalik
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ulit tayo sa burger machine ito, ha?
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If I am not... Itatry pa na.
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Namin yung iba't-ibang flavor ng burger machine.
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Oh, you didn't gonna finish it.
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I don't know if it's so...
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I should not eat all of these burgers.
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But if I had a chance,
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I would eat all of them.
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Pero ano, sa'yo, masarap, di ba? I like
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the parang gulay-gulay there.
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Masarap siyang pantawid talaga ng gutom.
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Sa burger kasi ng McDonald's, saka Jollibee.
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Para kasing, pag kinain mo siya,
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hindi ka mabubusog. Yes.
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Ah, in there, kasi the burgers
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there are big, and the patties are big.
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Kaya nga eh, kaya nga. Kaya nga parang pantawid
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talaga siya ng gutom. So doon siya talaga
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sikat. Ang rare na pating makahanap
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ng burger machine. Ah, really?
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I've never seen pala this anywhere.
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Only there. But you know what burger is
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yummy? What? Is it in this
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burger, they have also chicken
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they sell there? Ano yun?
10:53.7
Ano yung burger? Maalala mo rin mamaya.
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In Lithuania, of course,
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we don't have like that machine-machine.
10:59.9
Wala, ganyan ito.
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Free foods, wala. Kala mo automated machine siya.
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Yes, I thought I was gonna see
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robot is doing burgers,
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building burgers, like we are in Japan or something.
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Pero hindi pala, tao.
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Pero still very yummy.
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Ang masarap there, you can also sit in it.
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Kaya ata siya burger machine. Kasi daw dati,
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di ba nakita mo yung
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itsura niya? Yeah.
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Mukha siyang bus na jeep or something.
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I'm telling you, it's machine
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because it's a car.
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Not machine because it's a robot.
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No, secret of Jollibee burger because
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it's like a crab's burger. There is a secret
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recipe that only this one, one in a
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million, yung burger.
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Ano kaya yun, no?
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Gusto ko matabihin ko sa'yo kung ano yung secret recipe
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ng Jollibee burger.
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Why? Baka base kasi yan sa
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katulad kay Mr. Crab.
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Di ba may secret recipe
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si Mr. Crab? Yes.
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Ang burger. Tapos sinasabi nila,
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ang secret recipe daw ng burger ni Mr. Crab
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dahil tinatawag na
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crabby patty is crabs.
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Made from crabs, right?
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So, ibig sabihin, secret na ingredients
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nila is from Jollibee.
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Ah, made from bee. Ah, but it's not
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Hindi. Honey, anong bee?
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Bee, it's not like a meat.
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It's something, it's not like pshhh.
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I am more pshhh that I said
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that the burger machine is machine because it's a car.
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Honey, you carry this.
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Bakit? Because they will think that I'm
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butis and I'm eating a lot. They will think it's all for me.
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Dapat ikaw. I'm just water.
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I'm healthy woman.
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Alam mo, kahit naman ako may hawak
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neto, isipin pa rin nila
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baka sa'yo kasi ikaw yung buntis eh.
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Then go far from here.
