00:25.0
Aga nun Chris, sabihin mo
00:29.0
Wala dyan, hindi yung flashlight dyan
00:31.0
Hindi yung flashlight dyan, hindi yung flashlight
00:32.0
Gusto ko yung yellow flashlight
00:38.0
Bumili na ako, bumili na ako
00:39.0
Magkamailan ko ng tatlo
00:41.0
Bumili na ako, bumili na ako
00:45.0
Bumili na nga, tanga ka ba?
00:48.0
Di ka lang bulag, tanga ka pa eh
00:50.0
Hindi ka tanga, hindi ka tanga, hindi ka tanga
00:53.0
Hindi ka tanga, wag ka lang
00:54.0
Hala, hala, hindi ka tanga
00:56.0
Ngunit nagsabi na tanga siya, hindi tanga
00:57.0
Oo, tanga ka pala eh
00:59.0
Huwag pa mo na yan?
01:00.0
Nakikusa mo, huwag pa mo na yan?
01:03.0
Ina yung flashlight
01:04.0
Ina yung flashlight
01:05.0
Eh, kung may ice cream to, gagagagagag
01:08.0
Pag kinuha ka mo yung flashlight ko
01:13.0
Bitawan mo na yan eh
01:14.0
Bitawan mo na yan
01:15.0
Ah, bitawan ka na, bitawan ka na
01:29.0
Oh shit, magandang moon
01:31.0
Napakalaki ng pera
01:32.0
na kailangan namin doon
01:42.0
Holy shit, I found the heaven, bro
01:44.0
The heaven, bro, I need that, I need that, bro
01:46.0
Puta, ilalit dito
01:47.0
Wot yung laptop, wot ang tastes?
01:50.0
Tara, kunin mo yung mga dating go-go
01:51.0
Dalhin mo yung dalawa, dalhin mo yung dalawa
01:54.0
Pumaba ka, kunin mo
01:55.0
I-I-Igian, bring the shit, bro
01:58.0
What the f**king hell, dude? What the f**k do I need to do this s**t?
02:01.8
Just bring this outside, bro. Ito pa, ito pa, ito pa.
02:04.0
Oh my God, my hands are full, bro.
02:05.9
Of course your hands are full, bro.
02:07.6
Diya, ito pa, ito pa, ito pa!
02:12.3
Ima din mo awosunan.
02:14.1
Nasaan, nasaan, nasaan?
02:15.3
Bring it, bro. We need this for us, a light.
02:23.7
Hello, my fellow spider. What are you doing today?
02:26.6
Are you feeling good? Are you doing good?
02:34.1
What the f**k? There's a blob, mada pakilokin, mada pakilokin.
02:36.7
There's a mine there, bro.
02:39.1
Yeah, I got this. May mine dyan.
02:41.0
Papuntay natin yung blob dito sa mine.
02:43.3
O, kapuntahan natin yung mine.
02:44.6
Oo, oo, pwede yun.
02:46.7
Tapit na ba siya?
02:49.5
What the f**k? May lubas! May lubas!
02:53.2
Someone is shouting.
02:56.8
But you, you won't bite me.
02:58.4
We are happy family.
03:18.2
Bring it. Bring everything.
03:34.5
I'm deader than a f**k.
03:35.0
May gamit pa doon?
03:37.9
You wanna f**king find out?
03:49.7
Gago, GL is dead, o.
03:51.2
No longer with us.
03:52.6
I think he died, bro.
03:54.2
Gago, patay na si GL.
04:01.8
Ina ko patay ka na.
04:05.4
f**k na, I am him, bro.
04:06.7
Ginamit ako siya ng RTC, o.
04:10.2
Reverse Curve Technique, gago.
04:13.4
Putay, nakita ko yung fire exit, o.
04:16.7
Gago, I now know where to go.
04:18.3
Laki na ito, ayo doon.
04:22.3
Nakuna ka nandito.
04:31.2
This is the weirdest shit ever bro
04:40.4
Inatamgalan ako nung
04:44.5
Someone keeps fucking
04:45.8
Closing the lights
04:46.7
I'll fuck you up bro
04:48.1
Ano na nagpapatay ng ilaw
04:54.8
What's a tamper bro?
04:56.0
What's a tamper bro?
04:56.9
The guy with the two legs
04:59.1
I wanna see him bro
04:60.0
I've never seen him before
05:06.2
What do you mean?
05:07.7
What do you mean?
05:08.4
A dog na may paa?
05:10.0
Wala kang paa mga aso
05:54.0
Magkakabalir ng tric nazo na bang pota
05:54.8
Tite! May nutcracker doon, gago!
05:58.9
Sige, gusto mo malaman kung asan puntahan mo?
06:00.9
Dito siya, dito siya.
06:10.0
Tara, ilure natin doon sa...
06:11.5
May ano ba? May pambambuka sayang, mga ko.
06:14.5
Tapos natatang shotgun.
06:24.8
Gago, napapalibot na kita.
06:26.8
Dalawang nutcracker.
06:31.8
Stay alive, stay alive.
06:45.8
He's not good, he's not good.
06:47.8
He's not good, he's not good.
06:52.8
Hinapol ako, gago.
06:54.8
I'm not going back, bro.
06:55.8
I'm not going back, bro.
06:56.8
I think Gian gonna die, bro.
06:57.8
Mga kasalubong niyo.
06:58.8
Marapit lang yun sa ano eh.
06:59.8
I'm going back, Chris.
07:00.8
So I'm gonna lure it out.
07:01.8
If I die, Chris, I die.
07:02.8
Is that a fucking...
07:08.8
I'll survive, okay?
07:19.8
You saved me, Chris.
07:20.8
I was about to die, bro.
07:21.8
Mga Tang on Titan na talagang...
07:24.8
I can't see shit.
07:28.8
Come on over here.
07:32.8
Oh my God, Chris!
07:33.8
You saved my life!
07:34.8
Chris, I'm gonna lure it, ah.
07:35.8
I'm gonna lure it once more, ah.
07:54.8
Good luck, madafaka.
07:57.8
Ano ka, may giant?
08:08.8
Tang inang hinapula si Neil.
08:23.8
Oh, ice cream, so good.
08:30.8
Mayaso po, tang ina.
08:33.8
Tanad na na na na na na, na na na na na na na na na.
08:38.8
Taoy ka ba, Wola.
08:39.8
Da na na na na na na na na
08:41.8
Tananaka rin ka ba?
08:42.8
Ilan beses kung hindi ka tatayo si candidates?
08:43.7
Tanged na Ilo, Lord ko, apig lang sa kanila ay.
08:45.8
publis Chris, put naro ang telepon sa labob means ah.
08:47.8
Ayah parang telepon n немнож pillars na telepon.
08:48.9
parang teleport nalang teleport
08:50.9
yun yung ano yun yung magkaka chance kang makita yung ano yung babae
08:54.8
pag may insta teleport sa loob
08:56.8
no but na nakikita yun yung babae gago
08:59.6
no I don't wanna see her bro
09:01.6
it's unnatural oh
09:03.5
pag mag isa ka lang
09:05.6
mag isa ka lang go punta ko na doon
09:23.4
pala ko huntingin sila
09:25.4
fuck bro this kinda ass bro
09:36.4
bang tama wa yan putaro
09:38.4
ayun na pera tangin lang yun
09:41.4
just sell him bro
09:42.4
no no no no no no
09:43.9
mas malaki yung muna mas malaki yung penalty kasi doon sa pagsasell na
09:49.9
go na nil go na nil
09:52.9
tayo tayo tayo tayo doon nila
09:54.9
ako na ako na ako na
09:59.9
yo what the fuck we're here bro
10:04.9
buta may turret sa harapan ko
10:16.9
nice technique bro
10:20.9
puta magkasama sila ron
10:22.9
go go go balik ka na doon balik ka na doon
10:24.9
go go 180 180 seconds 180 seconds
10:28.9
what may tala kang gamit?
10:30.9
what happened to you bro?
10:34.9
ima demo awo sunday raw
10:39.9
putang in ang daming mga rumba
10:46.9
you are dead end bro
10:47.9
you could do him like that
10:51.9
it's just it it goes ano
10:53.9
around and around bro
10:55.9
my dick goes around and around
10:57.9
damn bro balik yung titi mo gago
11:02.9
she's casual ang puta
11:03.9
what the fuck is this shit
11:05.9
ang ina puro pinto idol
11:07.9
nil happy valentines
11:09.9
may handa nga pala ko para sa'yo
11:17.9
aww thank you so much
11:21.9
aww you're so sweet
11:27.9
the cake is a lie
11:28.9
yung cake mo nalang
11:35.9
it's a dead end bro
11:36.9
it's a dead end bro
11:37.9
my dick is a dead end
11:49.9
i summon pot of greed
11:51.9
i summon pot of greed
11:53.9
that adds ten additional dicks to my dick
11:55.9
damn bro do you see that two line mines over there bro?
11:59.9
looks like a pumpkin bro
12:05.9
whatever you do do not go out toy
12:07.9
whatever you do do not go the fuck out
12:09.9
what the fuck are you doing there bro
12:16.9
damn okay john okay
12:22.9
may regalo ko sa'yo
12:27.9
nakalabas ka agad
12:30.9
around and around bro
12:33.9
damn he said around and around bro
12:35.9
that was his last words
12:40.9
ooooh nice i bought drink
12:47.9
may nakasabit pa dyan eh
12:53.9
damn foursome sa ano
12:55.9
at least malinis yung mga bangkay nila
13:02.9
can i grab my flashlight there
13:04.9
di mo madadala di mo madadala yan
13:05.9
lakad ko na lang kung gusto mo
13:13.9
in my demo i will
13:29.9
what the fuck is this
13:30.9
oh fuck i almost died
13:31.9
uy putang inang dami dito bro
13:42.9
at sa exit agad ako
13:47.7
patay na agad si Trinil.
13:54.5
Hello, pretty baby.
14:09.0
I need the lyrics of that shit.
14:21.7
Who the fuck is this?
14:31.3
Hey, you know what's worse
14:32.5
than a motherfucker?
14:34.2
What do you mean?
14:35.6
A father fucker, bro.
14:39.0
Get out of my face.
14:43.2
Okay, may dalawang
14:44.0
ratong na mask nga.
14:44.8
Kasi this mask, ha?
14:55.1
Balik ka na dito.
15:00.4
to get in there, bro.
15:01.8
Send me back there, boss.
15:03.7
Send me back now.
15:07.9
Now, where the fuck
15:09.8
laging nalang-lalagay
15:10.7
sa may land of mind
15:12.6
Oh, that's a turret.
15:13.6
Oh, my fucking God.
15:41.1
Putang lapay famous last verse.
15:43.1
Bobo ni Chris eh.
15:43.7
Tinelepro ako sa may turret eh.
16:07.0
What the f**k was that?
16:09.0
Ano yung ginawa si Goku?
16:13.0
What the f**k was that?
16:15.0
What the f**k, ba't ganoon yung boses niya?
16:17.0
It's me, Gohei. It's me, Goku.
16:21.0
What the f**k was that?
16:23.0
Huwag niyo sabihin kay Chris na si Goku
16:25.0
naka-patay ka. Never.
16:27.0
Don't reveal it. Don't reveal it.
16:29.0
What the f**k was that?
16:31.0
Gago naman ako sa landmine, Chris.
16:33.0
Puta na matay si Ken sa landmine.
16:35.0
Sa turret. Si Vanilla sa turret.
16:37.0
Susunod na matay kay Goku.
16:39.0
May Goku? May Goku?
16:45.0
Send me back there, boss.
16:49.0
Boss, send me back there, boss.
16:51.0
We'll kill them all, boss.
16:53.0
We're brothers. Teleported me right in front of a turret, Chris.
16:55.0
Why would you do that, bro?
16:57.0
General Shepard, why?
16:59.0
I ain't no loose end.
17:05.0
I'm stuck in the shower. Oh, no!
17:07.0
You're a corporate slave now, Chris.
17:09.0
I'm stuck in the shower.
17:11.0
You're a corporate brat.
17:15.0
Now, where the f**k did I putang in?
17:17.0
Lagi nalang talaga ako ganda-laga yung mga bugi
17:21.0
Putang ino mo. May bomba dyan.
17:23.0
Gago ka. F**k! May bomba nga dyan.
17:31.0
Chris, f**king disable
17:33.0
that sh**. Disable yung sh**, Chris.
17:35.0
It's the Roach dead end, yun.
17:41.0
You know what else is a dead end? You.
17:49.0
Hindi pa rin natin napapatay yung hayop na
17:51.0
nutcracker. His playthrough is ass, bro.
17:53.0
Tara, linisin na natin yung katawan ni Ken.
17:59.0
Oh, my God. Something's like,
18:01.0
ew, what the f**k is that sound, bro?
18:03.0
I'm gonna die. I am going
18:07.0
I'm f**king, what the f**k is that?
18:09.0
Something's like, ew, something, ew.
18:11.0
Popcorn's so good.
18:13.0
Chris, send me back, Chris.
18:15.0
I don't want to be here anymore. It's so scary now.
18:19.0
Naghalo-halo na yung mga, ano, yung mga
18:21.0
pinagsasabi nila. Ayoko na.
18:23.0
That place sucks. Dalawang banila na rinig ko.
18:25.0
Tumawi yung isa nagsalita.
18:27.0
Oh, my God. What the f**k? Ayo, what?
18:29.0
Hello? Hi? What is happening
18:35.0
What the f**k was that?
18:39.0
Ken, what killed you, Ken?
18:49.0
Hey, f**k you, man! Hey, f**k you, man!
18:51.0
You came back with me!
18:53.0
Chris, what the f**k killed you, Chris?
18:57.0
Hello? Is anybody here?
19:01.0
What the f**k was that audio?
19:05.0
I don't want to hear that s**t again.
19:13.0
I get the cash more.
19:19.0
Boto ni Chris, eh.
19:21.0
Tinelep rin ako sa may turret, eh.
19:27.0
Tanginan niyo mga kalabas!
19:29.0
Tanginan niyo mga kalabas!
19:31.0
Eh, dapat nakatingin sa pinto!
19:43.0
What the f**k? Ano yan sa ulo ni Neil?
19:57.0
Look at this s**t.
19:59.0
What the f**k happened to your head, bro?
20:01.0
What the f**k happened to your head, bro?
20:03.0
Gago yung mga mantikol pala, ano pala dati.
20:05.0
Mga employee pala yan.
20:07.0
Naging mantikol pala, ano pala dati.
20:09.0
Mga employee pala yan.
20:13.0
Pagpasok ko, may tumawa.
20:15.0
Rinig ko sa redlimo.
20:17.0
Darawang bench kita narinig ko, Neil.
20:21.0
Walker ngayon, Walker. Kasi nakita ko,
20:23.0
Bench bukas. Yung Bench bukas.
20:25.0
Walker ngayon. Bench bukas, bro.
20:27.0
Bench bukas, bro.
20:33.0
Oh, there you go.
20:41.0
Oh, there you go.
20:45.0
Aray ko, butang ina kasi.
20:49.0
Inahabol ko yung perfume. Hayop na yan.
20:51.0
Can we call it a day?
20:53.0
Can we call it a day?
20:55.0
What? Anong nangyari na ba yun?
20:57.0
Maraming na nangyari, okay?
20:59.0
Maraming na nangyari, okay? Ang daming delulo days ako.
21:01.0
So, like, it's like 3am.
21:03.0
I have a s**t to do.
21:05.0
No, I need to sleep.
21:07.0
Because I have event later. Please.
21:13.0
Pal, we'll die in 2 hours.
21:15.0
Ima di mo awo sunday na.
21:17.0
Ima di mo awo sunday na.
21:19.0
Ima di mo awo sunday na.
21:21.0
Ima di mo awo sunday na.
21:23.0
Ima di mo awo sunday na
21:25.0
Ima di mo awo sunday na.
21:27.0
Ima di mo awo sunday na.
21:29.0
Ima di mo awo sunday na.
21:31.0
Ima di mo awo sunday na.
21:33.0
Ima di mo awo sunday na.