00:21.0
Bakit tagal mo nang gusto nang laruin ito?
00:26.0
Nah bro, I'm hyped as fuck bro.
00:29.0
So medyo baoboy yung setup namin. Kitang may may beast sa baba.
00:32.0
Tabi ko ba? Fuck!
00:33.0
Chris, bakit ikaw yung Chris Gamer?
00:35.0
Bakit ikaw yung nasa pinakalikod?
00:37.0
Shouldn't you be the one in the front lines?
00:40.0
Yung mga hinaral, nasa likod lang yan.
00:43.0
Alright, so what's our setup here Chris?
00:45.0
Tatlo lang kami. 3 against 5.
00:48.0
So tinestin namin yung brutal AI.
00:50.0
Sabihin na lang natin, putang ina.
00:52.0
10 seconds, saka low thirst na siya na.
00:54.0
Okay, so fuck the brutal AI.
00:56.0
I'll be playing Libya.
00:59.0
Representing the Soviets.
01:00.0
Chris is representing the Allies with France.
01:05.0
And bahala na yung iba.
01:07.0
And we are in one of my classic and favorite maps, Arctic Circle.
01:13.0
So many fond memories.
01:15.0
Ayan, let's fucking go!
01:16.0
Huwag ko pa tawag si Deng Chan.
01:17.0
Kailangan ko muna magbebe time.
01:19.0
I wanna spread demo...
01:22.0
I wanna spread demolition drugs.
01:26.0
Oh, we are so fucking back.
01:28.0
Construction complete.
01:29.0
Mag-down battle bunker dito, gago.
01:33.0
Di ko alam yung layout ng mapa.
01:36.0
I'm gonna die, guys.
01:38.0
Nakalimutan ako ng mga Ragnar ko, gago!
01:43.0
Masaya sa kina to.
01:44.0
Walang commentary, ano lang ululan lang.
01:46.0
Ululan lang, gago.
01:49.0
I can hear the base right next to me, bro.
01:52.0
Sisirain ko agad yung mga bridge ko, gago.
01:54.0
What the fuck is this?
01:57.0
Sa'yo ko ba, Dan?
01:58.0
Oh shit Lana, low power na agad ako bro
02:03.8
Oh shit, we gotta get the oil bro
02:06.2
Engineering, oh my god
02:09.7
Holy shit, look at the base of this motherfucker
02:16.7
Putang ina mo daw
02:19.4
May mga kalaban agad ako
02:29.1
You know what the fuck they just did
02:31.3
Oh shit, nirirush na ako pre
02:42.0
Putang inang hard AI yan
02:45.1
Hard ba talaga to?
02:46.4
Chris, we got howitzers
02:48.1
Nirirush na nila ako boy
02:51.3
Buti na lang meron akong mind control
02:54.2
Chris, you're gonna die
03:03.6
We can have the victory
03:04.7
Gracia, we got this
03:06.8
Lucas, we can play
03:08.4
Lucas, I got this
03:09.9
Lucas, I got this
03:14.3
Nailunin niya kita
03:16.4
G na sasabihin ka
03:20.1
Wala sasabihin ko
03:21.6
Matapos ikaw ay maday
03:23.2
wala silang benedict ako
03:25.6
Fuuck you ubong duque, T funzong gawin niyo siyahan ako.
03:26.2
Ang lakas nang... ang lakas agad nila.
03:34.2
Putang ina! Papadalunin ko ito na ano lang!
03:37.2
Puro compscript lang, gago!
03:39.2
I have oil! I'm generating money!
03:41.2
Akala ko masisiraan mo yung bridge!
03:43.2
Bago ko pa masira yung bridge ko, putang ina ngayon, sinugod na ako!
03:47.2
Oh my God, they're actually fucking...
03:51.2
I'm about to lose!
03:53.2
Chris, are you seeing me? Are you seeing me, Chris?
03:55.2
Putang, I have oil!
03:57.2
I have oil! Pwede ba mag-comeback?
03:59.2
I just need to capture...
04:01.2
I just need to capture more, ano?
04:03.2
Putang, nakapture mo! Putang, nakita mo ba yan? May paparating na!
04:06.2
Let's go, compscript!
04:08.2
Putang ina nyo, mga hype kayo!
04:11.2
Ay, putang ina! May sniper sila!
04:14.2
May kirob na! Oh no!
04:17.2
Nagagawa, may paparating ko ah!
04:20.2
What the fuck? Ang pwede sila mag-belt!
04:23.2
Of course, putang ina, they're... they're...
04:25.2
They're fucking PC, bro!
04:26.2
Kaya iipipin ba natin kung ano pipin natin sila dito? What's up?
04:31.2
Look at their fucking base!
04:36.2
Sure ba kayo na, ano? Sure ba kayo na 60 FPS daw gagawin natin?
04:40.2
Kasi putang ina, I cannot keep up!
04:46.2
I cannot keep up, man!
04:47.2
I cannot keep up, yeah.
04:48.2
Do you see me, bro? Do you see the base of this motherfucker?
04:51.2
Putang ina, Mark Villar!
04:53.2
Mark Villar gaano?
04:58.2
Wala na kayo, gagawin!
04:59.2
Bill, Bill, Bill!
05:00.2
Sir, pre-noon! Ikaw yun ah!
05:01.2
Nan, pero wala kang... wala kang anti, ano, bro?
05:03.2
Gagawin, bilis nga ng ano, ano, kita mo yung seconds at lower, right?
05:06.2
Holy fucking shit, bro!
05:10.2
I'm gonna call it quits.
05:12.2
We're just gonna put it... We're just gonna put it 30 FPS.
05:13.2
Oh shit, ayan na yung mga kirob reporting.
05:15.2
I cannot keep up at 60.
05:16.2
Boom, boom, boom, boom.
05:17.2
I cannot deal five of... with five of those motherfuckers, but I'm telling you.
05:23.2
At least, alam natin, kayo pabiglitin sa atin, okay?
05:27.2
Yung mimitin ba natin to?
05:29.2
Damn, bro, that was...
05:30.2
Damn, massive skill issue, bro.
05:32.2
Yung mimitin ba natin to?
05:33.2
Wala, wala, tagalin natin yung laro. Taba, taba.
05:35.2
Piling ko, tanggalin mo na yung katabi natin, yung number four.
05:38.2
Remove that shit, bro.
05:41.2
Kayo ng neighbor, gagawin.
05:42.2
Just remove that shit, bro!
05:44.2
Doon mo na sa malayo para mag-build mo na tayo, okay?
05:47.2
Hey, Chris, you wanna experiment?
05:48.2
This might bite us in the ass in the end, though.
05:53.2
Si four, si six, at si five.
05:55.2
Magkakampi yan, diba? Medium.
05:58.2
Hindi, si... ah, yeah.
05:59.2
Si four, six, five, and eight.
06:03.2
So, this guy is C.
06:04.2
And then, si seven, he's hard.
06:07.2
Pero wala siyang kakampi.
06:09.2
You know, I wanna see if he can single-handedly wipe us out.
06:11.2
Hindi, hindi mag-flourish yung mga shit doon para may rush ng rush, alam mo yun?
06:15.2
I wanna see if he can Toranaga us, Chris.
06:18.2
I wanna see if he can be Shogun.
06:20.2
Okay, okay, okay.
06:25.2
So si, yung Lxang repeater ni petang
06:29.3
Hindi, hindi natitupa niya sa inyo.
06:30.3
Kaya hindi he maghthereng natitupa niya,
06:40.2
Demi hindi hindi hindi eh.
06:41.2
And then, is that eh.
06:43.7
Anong magaling...
06:44.2
Iyan, the RNA-ік?
06:46.2
Foretat hasa, ayan.
06:55.2
wala na agad akong pera gago
06:57.2
you know what im not gonna blow up my bridge
07:03.2
i think the reason why
07:05.2
i think the reason why na hindi tayo nakataka agad
07:07.2
is because i think they are preoccupied by the guy
07:09.2
who store na agad this shit dun sa kabila
07:11.2
oh shit nirarush na ako idol
07:13.2
oh shit nirarush na ako idol
07:15.2
never mind nirarush ako pero
07:19.2
ngayon nagpapatay nun sila
07:23.2
i need more slaves
07:27.2
it's yuri it's called slaves
07:29.2
oh fuck bro wala na
07:31.2
i'm gonna die bro
07:33.2
oh my god pinupush na ako pre
07:35.2
we gotta help ano
07:37.2
i will help you bro
07:41.2
putang inang hard ai to
07:43.2
gago inuubos na yung ano
07:45.2
dude my neighbors getting fucked
07:47.2
who's your neighbor
07:49.2
that's not my neighbor bro i love yuri bro yuri number one
07:51.2
my defenses are so bad
07:53.2
you think you're so bad look at my fucking city
07:55.2
oh my god inuubos na yung isang
07:57.2
inuubos na ni hard
07:59.2
i actually feel bad
08:01.2
oh shit who's under attack bro
08:03.2
that's me bro putang pangit kasi
08:05.2
nung pwesto nung ano ko
08:07.2
super weapon ba to meron na ata
08:11.2
it is putang super expensive
08:13.2
oh shit my stuff is getting fucked
08:19.2
wala pang laban na yun bro bro
08:25.2
not my oil guys i need help
08:27.2
push your oil i got ano
08:29.2
my oil is about to get fucked
08:37.2
thank you for the iron curtain
08:41.2
naubos yung shit ko
08:43.2
i think i'm gonna die i think i'm gonna lose
08:45.2
oh my god nawalan ako ng kuryente pre
08:47.2
gago mo yun ano may sniper
08:53.2
can you ping where the fuck kill him
09:01.2
overkill eh ay boris na agad kayo
09:03.2
oh fuck ang bilis yun naman magka pera
09:05.2
may what may what ako
09:07.2
ang bilis yun naman magka pera
09:09.2
i got oil that's why you get the oil rigs
09:11.2
yung parating na ano dyan ha
09:13.2
yung damo na yung mga tanke mo
09:15.2
gago yung terror drone mo pasaguri mo na
09:17.2
ito takin ako ni ano doon sa gitna
09:19.2
yung terror drone mo
09:21.2
i have a little terror drone i can't see him
09:23.2
where's my terror drone
09:27.2
where's my terror drone
09:33.2
nagpapadala pala sila ng ano boy
09:35.2
tarak na may bomba
09:37.2
putang ina ko dyan
09:45.2
yung oil putang ina ko
09:49.2
it's one more there
09:51.2
pake ka swapan ka tangina mo
09:53.2
yeah just just just put one
09:55.2
just put a what he calls it
09:57.2
lagyan kita ng ano e lagyan kita ng power plant
10:07.2
can you can you put some um
10:09.2
chris can you please put a
10:13.2
oh my fucking god
10:15.2
puta saan doon pupunta katahin mo nga yan
10:17.2
putang inang yan you know
10:19.2
what is that guy doing
10:21.2
that ufo chris fuck him up
10:25.2
that was his plan all along
10:27.2
magka kamikaze siya putang inang yan
10:31.2
oh my god low power ako pre
10:33.2
kailangan ko ng ano yung what do you call this
10:37.2
i need a naval ship guard na
10:39.2
kailangan ko ng pbs transport
10:41.2
oh shit inatake na yung nila idol
10:43.2
electrician in the field
10:45.2
saan nakalusot yun?
10:49.2
putang ina wala bang ano si christian sa ano niya
10:53.2
we need his rocketeers
10:55.2
dapat may rocketeers nakaposition everywhere
10:57.2
putang ina pa ako ginagawa ng
10:59.2
ano ginagawa ng ore collector sa
11:03.2
they're looking for ores
11:05.2
bakit ano ba ginagawa ko
11:07.2
ano ba ginagawa ko
11:09.2
ito may ano pa dito
11:11.2
may isa pang ore refinery
11:27.2
wala akong apv bro
11:29.2
wala akong ano ano yan
11:31.2
yung mobile unit tingin
11:33.2
i'm destroying them bro
11:35.2
batik sarahin mo yung ano
11:37.2
batik sarahin mo yung
11:43.2
player defeated gago
11:47.2
i killed his mother fucker bro
11:49.2
yun lang napromote siya pero he died
11:55.2
nooo bubawi si idol
11:57.2
yun pala yung genetic mutator
12:01.2
pinag mutate na yung ano ko yung miner ko
12:03.2
oh fuck pinapush na nga idol
12:05.2
yun pala yung silbi na mutate i can control his ano
12:07.2
mga shit nya gago wala na tayong ano boy
12:09.2
wala na tayong ore ang ina grabe tong yuri
12:11.2
dito si toranaga bro
12:13.2
si toranaga gago i swear to god
12:15.2
we're gonna fucking die
12:19.2
kailangan natin ng ano wala pa bang weather storm chris
12:23.2
i don't know why i'm losing money
12:25.2
i have a lot of money
12:27.2
oh hindi i wonder why
12:29.2
oh gee i wonder why
12:31.2
wait i'm gonna chris
12:41.2
help me you fucking idiot how what do you want
12:43.2
you destroyed the ore refinery na nandito sa tas
12:49.2
demolition truck incoming one way trip
12:53.2
one way trip let's go
12:55.2
natatakot ako yung toronaga bro
12:59.2
i'm gonna activate my genetic mutator
13:01.2
i'm gonna wait for this motherfucker na bumalik yung mga slaves nya dun sa
13:03.2
ito ba ito top right gian
13:05.2
is he this motherfucker
13:15.2
we gotta cut off toronaga bro
13:17.2
meron yung isang kalaban
13:19.2
we need to control the middle part
13:21.2
may kalaban ba kayo do dominate ko sasirahan kayong gitna
13:23.2
pwede tayo mag ano pag
13:25.2
what do you call this
13:27.2
i have i mean nuke
13:29.2
meron din akong dominate hindi naman one hit but still
13:31.2
wasaki natin yung ano natin si toronaga
13:33.2
i what do you call this chris
13:35.2
one swells one fell swoop
13:37.2
i cannot i have no
13:39.2
wala ka bang weather storm
13:41.2
i don't have anything you fucking
13:43.2
i don't have anything
13:47.2
get one of my oil
13:51.2
tataas tara coordinated attack tayo
13:53.2
dito kay toronaga
13:55.2
yung ano nya itong putang inang ano nya
14:07.2
i can mutate ulit
14:09.2
mutate mo itong ito
14:11.2
nakita mo itong ano yung mga
14:15.2
yaya yaya sa gitna
14:17.2
wait lang wait lang
14:19.2
wait lang hindiin mo muna ako mag ano
14:27.2
wait wait alam ko alam ko
14:35.2
nice nice nice go
14:51.2
naubos yung mutation
14:53.2
he's gonna bounce back
14:57.2
he's gonna bounce back
15:05.2
wala kang wala kang
15:07.2
weapon of vast destruction
15:09.2
okay i'm gonna rush
15:13.2
all your forces na available
15:15.2
let's go let's rush them
15:17.2
sirahin niyo kaya yung power plant
15:19.2
marami na akong isesend doon
15:21.2
magsesend na ako ng mga putang ina
15:23.2
ano yung mga yun ko
15:27.2
pero tayo nalitan niya ko
15:31.2
meron na meron na ulit akong mutate
15:33.2
oo isa pa mag nuclear missile ako
15:37.2
wait lang wait lang wait lang ha
15:39.2
ano yung mga ano ko kailangan ko ng engineer
15:41.2
fix ko lang itong bridge para makakadaan yung ano ko
15:43.2
yung mga apocalypse tanks ko
15:49.2
ang punat putang ina
15:53.2
he mutated me chris
15:59.2
ano yung aking navy
16:01.2
oh my fucking god
16:03.2
gaga ba umubos yung kalawang
16:07.2
nasa fucking yure
16:13.2
putay may navy sail
16:19.2
wait lang wait lang
16:21.2
warning nuclear missile launched
16:23.2
ikaw ba naglaunch
16:25.2
ayan ako naglaunch
16:37.2
sabog na yung ano niya boy
16:39.2
baka gumawa pa sya e
16:43.2
that's actually funny bro
16:45.2
putang ina yung air
16:47.2
let's go the flyboys are here
16:49.2
chris my power is
16:51.2
what do you want me to do
16:53.2
putang ina yung nuclear ano ko
16:55.2
chris rocketeers please
17:01.2
boom ina mo turanaga
17:03.2
oh that sweet sound
17:05.2
that sweet sweet sound
17:11.2
dalawang team na lang no hindi isa na lang
17:13.2
fuck you turanaga
17:15.2
maybe we weren't fair to turanaga
17:17.2
ah bro that was just how it is bro
17:23.2
ano rush na ba natin itong last
17:25.2
kumusi ko din yung pera ko
17:27.2
okay i'm getting the hang of it now
17:29.2
pang inang chris yan
17:31.2
fucking british navy
17:35.2
oh it's the french
17:39.2
kayo yung nagrush it kayo ba yan
17:41.2
oh shit are ali's under attack bro
17:43.2
pag pinatay mo pala yung ano
17:45.2
yung mga slaves pala pwede mo maging slaves din
17:49.2
pag nakakaano mo yung outpost
17:51.2
hey chris let me help you out
17:53.2
enjoy the fire enjoy the fireworks chris
17:59.2
rush na natin to let's go
18:01.2
we're just gonna finish it
18:03.2
yeah let's go turanaga is dead
18:07.2
tara rush na natin dito putain
18:09.2
we took our sweet time there
18:15.2
kahit na pa rin natatalo
18:19.2
leave some for john chris
18:21.2
kahit na pa rin nagpapasabog gamit yung super weapon ko
18:23.2
leave some for me
18:25.2
kahit na pa rin nagpapasabog
18:27.2
puso pa rin talaga siya
18:29.2
ayun na yung mga brute
18:35.2
mag chill chill ako dun eh
18:37.2
the moment nasira ko yung kapitbahay ko wala na
18:41.2
hindi nagtreature yung victorius
18:53.2
67 lang napatay mo
18:55.2
sabi nga build the computer who the fuck is that
18:57.2
that's all he did
18:59.2
guys if you guys want us to play bar
19:01.2
hit that like and sub
19:03.2
subscribe and all that shit
19:07.2
next time laging namin brutal
