ROAD TRIP SA PEENOISE COMPOUND! - PEENOISE PLAYS PROJECT ZOMBOID [3]
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John, are you okay?
00:17.3
Oh shit, here we go!
00:20.3
Panibagong Zomba Dings na naman mga kaibigan
00:25.1
oh and you guys have to teach me again how to play this game because i kind of forgot bro you
00:32.2
gotta you gotta learn you gotta learn okay what is the quickest way to loot here because like
00:37.2
what do i press what do you mean just press i and then just drag oh my god and i gotta click
00:44.7
the inventory as well yeah that's so i'm meant to close it bro why can't i just press tab
00:51.3
and then just drag everything you know it's called the survival game stop whining so that
00:56.0
i'm gonna meet up since we're in um santo you know what i'm in the i'm in a i'm in a place
01:05.0
i'm in a place last time i don't remember where that no i don't i'm ready chris let's
01:21.3
last time this is our first time it's our first time bro there's another time bro what the fuck
01:26.2
are you talking about i have slight damage because of what i'm encumbered in a fucking why
01:31.9
i'm gonna exercise bro i'm gonna push up right now that's a bad idea why you'll get cramps and
01:37.6
i need to work on my legs bro and my legs are getting fucked again yeah i got a key to the
01:44.2
fucking to the fucking wall i got a key to the fucking van bro and i got a duffel bag let's go
01:51.3
you know what if i die vanilla i die okay i'm gonna get i'll try to get this car don't do it
01:56.4
bro i gotta i got a better car just hold on man i have a camper van okay he's my moment he's my
02:02.4
time ken where the fuck are you ken what did you get gago you'll die there oh shit where are you
02:07.9
i got the camper van the gas is full let's go okay when you see the car when you hear the car
02:14.1
that's me okay oh shit there's a clementine oh no oh i'm fat gago bobo
02:21.3
kind of happy with what i get wait can you can you guys i putang ina oh my god oh my god
02:27.7
check engine status gaga i have like 40 cigarettes bro i'm rich cigarettes can i have that yeah bro i'm
02:35.0
rich one eternity later you're about to hit the fucking oh my god chris sorry oh my god look at
02:47.3
i literally saw that coming
02:49.3
you want me to drive the van?
02:51.3
jesus christ no i was looking at the i was looking at the map don't don't read while driving
02:57.1
you piece of my my fucking van i think i might have gone to the wrong way oops oh my god chris
03:07.4
excuse me oh my god guys chris oh my chris are you destroying our van maybe yeah this van is
03:15.2
like the best thing i've ever found what the fuck are these drivers bro who the fuck is this
03:19.0
motherfucker okay john
03:23.3
you're the one who drove
03:25.3
i'm not the driver chris you piece of my bitch
03:29.3
let's make a base here at police station or something
03:31.3
we are bro you're too late you're
03:33.3
two minutes late give me your food give me your keys
03:35.3
give me your fucking food
03:37.3
do you have a hammer chris?
03:39.3
there's something here, food in the van
03:41.3
jiee chris, hi jiee do you have a hammer?
03:43.3
a hammer? no i don't
03:45.3
you're a fucking loser bro
03:49.3
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04:49.3
pwcking door you stupid fuk
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oh my god this guy bro
04:55.3
open it if it's locked
04:59.3
you know something that i don't bro
05:01.3
pakainin kita ng ap's dyan eh
05:03.3
oh shit may fresh burgers pa dito
05:07.3
ito yung dahilan kung ba't nagkaroon ng zombie apocalypse eh
05:11.3
but that's just a theory
05:21.3
i missed that guy bro diba
05:23.3
ano he retired bro
05:29.3
oh i wanna do something ano
05:35.3
you fucked up chris
05:39.3
tara let's raid the police station
05:41.3
tapos na ba i raid yun?
05:43.3
exactly we need a fucking hammer to do it
05:45.3
teka lang tiktik na ako kung may hammer dito sa ano
05:47.3
oh my fucking god
05:49.3
puta wala pala akong bala
05:51.3
oh my fucking god chris
05:53.3
oh my fucking god chris
05:57.3
hey guys i'm calling the
06:01.3
come on chris let's go back to the police station okay
06:03.3
it's time to clear it
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clear i just need the fucking
06:11.3
dito sa police station
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naghahanap lang ng
06:17.3
oh we got a fucking
06:19.3
this police station does not look like a police station
06:25.3
this fucking garbage
06:27.3
i'm scavenging this motherfucker
06:29.3
pangit pala neto police we can't make this a base
06:31.3
ano ulit mali yung
06:37.3
mas malakas na akong mampas idol
06:41.3
still having minor pain
06:45.3
ako mag do the trick
06:51.3
saan yung gas station na yun
06:53.3
let's fuck them up bro
06:55.3
katapat lang pala natin yung gas station
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let's clear it out bro
06:59.3
kutsi kutsi pa tayo nasa kabilang ano lang pala
07:01.3
give me that shit
07:07.3
why didn't i hit anything
07:09.3
let's clear muna chris
07:15.3
why are you such a smoker chris
07:17.3
sabihin mo lang sa'yo kung kailangan mo ng sigaret
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ang dami kong sigaret
07:21.3
wait lang i need the screwdriver
07:23.3
papataka doon sa ranger ulit kanina
07:31.3
and kill them bro
07:33.3
we're talking bro
07:37.3
let me smoke for a bit
07:39.3
tanggal lang ako na
07:41.3
oh shit i'm doing it chris
07:51.3
shotgun would be nice kasi shotgun pinaka-device para sa'kin eh
07:55.3
do you have shotgun shells
07:57.3
wala pa pabukas pa lang
08:01.3
box of shotgun shells
08:05.3
wait lang may ano pa ito ito
08:13.3
i don't give a shit may fiberglass stock pa
08:15.3
now we're fucking talking baby
08:17.3
tara ano pa tayo ng ano
08:19.3
puno na ba jerrycans natin
08:21.3
walang laman yan yung nasa likod
08:23.3
wala road trip na tayo
08:25.3
tara road trip na tayo
08:27.3
wait can we pass by the fishing place muna yung ano
08:29.3
leave without me you fucking
08:31.3
motherfuckers bro
08:35.3
before we go out of the fucking city
08:37.3
can we go to the tackle shop please
08:41.3
i don't know where it is
08:43.3
maybe chris knows
09:13.3
bro what do you mean i don't know i mean two and two nagpo full stop hmm
09:27.8
you made me stop sa grass bro bro yeah off-road you know rides i feel like you know i feel like
09:35.5
this fucking wheels are gonna get any time yeah i'm feeling it i'm feeling it by and
09:40.0
when you're off-roading yeah you're not off-roading this is my car
09:42.6
it's okay i can do hotwire again this is so fucked bro let's follow the whole thing
09:51.7
where the fuck are we this is i don't know bro i'm trying to fight i'm trying to fight the road
09:57.4
go ken go go first bro
10:15.5
i think that's our way i think that's a that's our way out of here
10:18.6
you want to kill this motherfuckers oh we're just gonna kill this
10:29.7
holy shit oh it's a party let's go
10:33.7
damn it is our way out of here oh my fucking god boom mike let me do it again
10:38.0
what don't tell me bro don't tell me bro
10:40.0
is this vanilla this is vani- putas ito nga tayo galing putang ina vanila what the fuck
10:43.7
ano meron dito ano ba'y nahanap niyo
10:45.6
di ko nga lang kay jn eh
10:46.9
there's like a barn dyan no sa gilid there's like a farm
10:49.0
let's need a tackle shop bro
10:50.3
i i don't even see any buildings anymore ano ba yung hanap natin na
10:53.8
palayo tayo sa sibilisasyon eh
10:55.4
nasa probinsya na tayo gago
10:58.6
this is jn's fault ah
10:59.8
it's a family problem
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go i've done my part
11:04.5
we're in the farms na bro
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ayun finally sibilisasyon
11:07.7
oh shit finally civilization
11:10.6
i'm drinking red wine bro
11:11.9
oh fuck a bit tipsy
11:13.5
puta why did you drink wine while driving bro
11:17.0
it's bad bro what the fuck
11:19.4
see di na straight yung drive
11:20.8
dahil pumunta pala tayong bukid probinsya na
11:23.0
waw ko ba di ko rin na lang
11:24.6
dahil lang sa tindahan na hinaharap ni jn
11:27.0
oh puta alam niyo ba kung saan kayo pupunta dapat ngayon
11:30.0
alam niya alam niya alam niya alam niya chris oh alam niya chris oh
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ano saan oh saan saan
11:35.0
guys i'm getting fucked
11:36.2
i'm getting fucked
11:37.0
i'm getting fucked
11:40.0
mga karin sa balaan
11:42.6
oh my fucking god
11:43.4
sa right side natin may factory
11:45.0
pwede natin clear to
11:45.8
sabi dito may auto shop may diner
11:47.3
yeah yeah we can stay here for a bit
11:49.0
we just need to clear it
11:50.3
i think i have enough ammo to clear this
11:56.2
ay gago i'm reloading chris
11:58.4
dami nila kayo tol
12:02.4
let me shoot let me shoot
12:05.5
oh tapat din pala naman ako naka ano
12:07.5
what the fuck am i
12:08.6
what is wrong with my gun?
12:09.9
it's not shooting
12:10.7
minsan kasi nagpa panic siya minsan
12:12.2
what do you mean nagpa panic minsan
12:14.6
nagpa panic yung karakter minsan
12:16.7
naka safety ba to?
12:17.8
how do you disable safety bro?
12:19.2
holdar holdar holdar
12:21.8
may magkita dyan unload something
12:23.8
yeah i know naka load na nga may bala na pero it's not it's just clicking
12:27.1
my gun is just clicking see
12:28.2
maybe it's jammed
12:29.7
how do i how do i fucking fix that
12:34.1
there's no unjam button
12:36.1
oh you have no ammo baka wala kang magasin eh
12:39.0
baka wala kang magasin eh
12:39.9
i can clear them with ano na with shovel
12:41.9
i'm not hitting them
12:43.9
chris i'm not hitting them what the fuck
12:45.9
i'm not hitting them
12:47.9
untay mo muna mag green
12:49.9
oh my god kaya nga may indicator
12:51.9
putang inang yan oh nobody told me about that green thing
12:53.9
putang ina it's about it's a common sense to do bro
12:55.9
nooo pro puta may green pa saan
12:57.9
tataw buhay or ano
12:59.9
wag bumaril ka sa ano wag bumaril ka gamit yung gun may lalabas na green
13:03.9
kung tatama ko hindi or
13:05.9
wala namang ganyang mekanik sa ano yung puta parang nag counter strike pa tayo may green na lalabas?
13:09.8
oh nobody told me that
13:11.8
putang inang yan sa common sense bro
13:13.8
that's not common sense
13:15.8
how do you call that common sense?
13:23.8
the server is tanga na dayo ng nilakad natin eh
13:25.8
ilang ram lang ang server natin
13:27.8
ilang ram lang ang server natin
13:31.8
oh my fucking god
13:33.8
i'm clearing them with ano to the shovel bro
13:35.8
i'm clearing them with ano to the shovel bro
13:39.8
likod mo likod mo
13:41.8
man we cleared out this whole place bro holy shit
13:43.8
man we cleared out this whole place bro holy shit
13:47.8
parang green barilin mo
13:55.8
sabi ko barilin mo
13:57.8
sabi ko barilin mo
14:01.8
what happened to you ken did you get bit?
14:13.8
what happened ken what is the diagnosis
14:15.8
i think i'm good bro
14:17.8
wait wait wait just hang on
14:19.8
jesus fucking christ
14:21.8
ah ito pala yung pinaka green niya
14:23.8
ah ito pala yung pinaka green niya
14:25.8
oh shit the fucking beef jerky bro
14:27.8
i deserve this shit
14:29.8
i deserve this shit
14:31.8
oh damn that's a lot give me that shit
14:37.8
what the fuck does rack do
14:41.8
pang tanggal ng jam
14:43.8
so hanggat may ganyan
14:45.8
ibig sabihin may nakajam pa rin
14:47.8
ano yan pag walang bala sa chamber
14:49.8
so i kept racking it
14:51.8
did i just drop all my stuff
14:55.8
is there still a way to fix cars
14:57.8
like your busted up car
14:59.8
yeah how do you do that
15:01.8
oh man this car is
15:03.8
is kinda looking like my
15:05.8
real life car chris oh fuck i'm bleeding
15:07.8
oh my fucking god who the fuck is shooting outside
15:09.8
oh my fucking god who the fuck is shooting outside
15:11.8
may louisville map
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what does this mean bro
15:17.8
putang nagbanilan ako ano ba yung mga crate
15:19.8
yeah may ano dun may map
15:21.8
oh my god nagpanik pa siya hayop ka
15:27.8
i was bitten can i see
15:29.8
it was a laceration bro
15:35.8
what the fuck is this guy
15:37.8
may bleach dito you can disinfect yourself
15:39.8
i will disinfect you bro
15:41.8
disinfect your your life with it bro
15:45.8
oh my god what was the diagnosis doc
15:47.8
bleeding really bad i'm bleeding really bad
15:51.8
oh what is it what is it doc
15:53.8
doc you gotta tell me doc
15:55.8
what the fuck was that chris ano yun
15:57.8
doc don't fucking i'm just
15:59.8
it was a big ass scratch
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just a big ass scratch oh my god
16:03.8
is he bitten mr white
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is it gonna turn into zombie yo
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i'm in pain chris
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i'm still in pain chris
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you're gonna be fine
16:15.8
you're in pain pero mawawala din yan
16:17.8
you're gonna be fine
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for the next three days
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i wanna do this mr white
16:29.8
stop it man it's only a hundred percent
16:31.8
you know it's not
16:33.8
you're driving like a maniac bro
16:35.8
don't text and drive bro
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because fuck you bro
16:39.8
putra patay na naman ako ng makina
16:43.8
it's just like your car bro
16:45.8
exactly that's why i'm getting
16:49.8
o john dumagpas ka na
16:53.8
putra angina mo ba't ka nag
16:57.8
wait saan kayo nag straight right kayo
17:03.8
in perspective natin
17:15.8
tama tayo mali si vanila
17:17.8
i'm waiting for gloco bro
17:19.8
what the fuck asan na kayo
17:21.8
yan naman na ulil tuloy ako
17:25.8
oh yeah yeah about the food bro
17:31.8
please the survival aspect is the
17:33.8
Ito yung road trip in yung story ng ano na episode na ito, okay?
17:38.8
Country home, take me home
17:43.3
Oy! May empty gas can dito tsaka twine
17:47.3
And strawberry seed packets
17:48.8
Ano, it's a fucking farming thing
17:51.8
Fuck that shit, you don't wanna farm?
17:53.8
I don't wanna farm? I'm a fucking doctor
17:55.8
Puta si Vanilla, nasan na?
17:56.8
Si Gloco, asan na?
17:58.8
Puta nga na, that guy's a dead man
18:03.8
I'm sitting with a dead man right now
18:06.8
No! You're good Chris, what do you mean?
18:08.8
Pwede sabi kong stay dito?
18:10.8
Yeah, we found it
18:12.8
We found our outpost
18:15.8
We'll stay here for a night
18:17.8
Nandito na kami sa kung saan man paparuto
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Kung saan man tayo
18:22.8
This fucking place is nice
18:24.8
Oh fuck, wait lang
18:30.8
Holy shit, what is going on there bro?
18:33.8
Bro, Chris was lying bro
18:34.8
Nung sinabi niya dead man
18:37.8
Wait, what happened bro?
18:40.8
That was a scream of death if I've ever heard one bro
18:43.8
Chris, check me Chris!
18:45.8
What happened to you?
18:46.8
Puta nga na, there's a shotgun
18:47.8
This guy has a shotgun
18:49.8
Good time ba Chris?
18:50.8
Don't tell me the bad news Chris
18:52.8
I'm just gonna smoke
18:53.8
Okay, I think this is a good outpost to like stay
18:57.8
Yeah, stay for a bit
18:58.8
And I feel like, I don't know
18:59.8
I feel like fucking Ken is infected
19:00.8
Because he says he's squeamish
19:02.8
No bro, puta kakain lang ako eh
19:04.8
May gamot lang ako para dyan o
19:05.8
No bro, I don't know kung ano yung gamot na yan
19:07.8
I got a 9mm capsule over here
19:10.8
If you know what I mean
19:12.8
Exactly, but I don't know what the fuck yung story
19:16.8
Janet, it's gonna take just one dose
19:19.8
Maybe two if it didn't work
19:20.8
Si Vanilla wala na pag-asa yun
19:23.8
Oh shit, there's a
19:24.8
There's a twister, Chris
19:25.8
Laka mayroon doon may soap
19:26.8
Oh shit, I'm gonna fucking
19:28.8
Maliligo ako idol
19:31.8
Yeah, para makaliligo ka maayos, mas mabilis
19:35.8
Pwede pa kayo, Chris
19:36.8
Doon ka pa rin sa kabilang bahay
19:38.8
Laka nililigo ako
19:39.8
I'm gonna take a bath too
19:40.8
Sabay na tayo, Chris
19:41.8
Wala namang ano, diba?
19:45.8
Ah, I'm going straight down somewhere
19:49.8
Straight down somewhere?
19:51.8
Bal, diba may intersection ka na ano?
19:55.8
Ah, no, I did not
19:59.8
So wala kang dinaan ng puting kotse
20:00.8
Yung may sinagasan?
20:02.8
So you never went down?
20:04.8
No, we never go straight down
20:06.8
We go to the left dun sa intersection
20:08.8
There is no intersection
20:09.8
Hindi, bumalik ka
20:10.8
Go, kumanang ka na
20:13.8
Yeah, dire diretsin mo yan
20:14.8
O, sige, di pa nga
20:16.8
Tinanong ko yung may straight down
20:17.8
May straight down e
20:18.8
Ah, fuck, may car
20:21.8
Literally may car, bro
20:23.8
Can I actually fix this on my own
20:24.8
If I learn how to be a mechanic?
20:26.8
It's gonna take a while
20:27.8
It's gonna take a while
20:28.8
You need a lot of books, Jen
20:31.8
The condition of my hood is 0%
20:38.8
Putang nag-overheat
20:39.8
Literally may car, bro
20:42.8
It is your car, bro
20:45.8
You're gonna make it
20:46.8
She's fighting, bro
20:48.8
She's gonna make it, bro
20:49.8
I don't know, I'm here
21:04.8
What is this place?
21:05.8
Let's check this out
21:08.8
This place is peaceful
21:09.8
Actually, mas drip ko'tong
21:10.8
Bahay ito sa baba
21:12.8
I like this place
21:16.8
I can go fishing here
21:17.8
Guys, got to help me clear out
21:18.8
this house I have, bro
21:23.8
Okay, there you go
21:27.8
Kill that mother fucker
21:29.8
Help me out clear this house
21:30.8
party oh it's easy chris okay clear i gotta take this time to like read a book as well
21:36.4
can you close my curtains i'm actually stealing your curtains no don't steal like i need my
21:43.7
curtains steal my upper curtains not my lower curtains you're gonna board it up like that do it
21:53.0
damn son so you ripped out all our curtains just for that yes
22:07.9
hello electric wire
22:12.6
why are you being chased so what does push-ups do or you know exercise what does it do
