01:10.1
Alam mo ba si Dua Lipa?
01:13.7
Andren's fun facts na naman
01:15.2
Dua Lipa nasa Catch Me If You Can 3 daw siya
01:18.6
Ginagawa nila yung Catch Me If You Can 3
01:21.6
Nandiyan daw si Dua Lipa
01:23.4
Why do you bring up the most random things?
01:26.0
Ang nakakatawa kasi na magician si Dua Lipa
01:29.1
One, just pick a card
01:31.9
Two, don't show the card
01:33.5
Hindi ko alam yung mga songs ni Dua Lipa
01:35.4
Three, meron ba isa dyan?
01:37.4
Three, is this your card?
01:39.3
I love magic, I love it
01:41.3
Sabi ko, kanta ng levitating
01:42.9
Yan lang yung alam ko, kanta ni
01:44.7
Pero, fan ka ba ng Catch Me If You Can?
01:47.3
Takina yung card scene
01:50.2
So, ngayon nag-card fight si Dave Franco tsaka si Mark Ruffalo
01:54.9
Pinagbabatuhan sila ng mga cards
01:59.1
Pero ang ganda nun
02:01.2
Good touch na maging villain si Daniel Radcliffe
02:05.7
Kasi siya yung sa Harry Potter
02:07.7
Saka, doon lang ata nakasalalayong ka rin ni Jesse Eisenberg ngayon
02:12.9
After niya maging Mark Zuckerberg, naging Mark Zuckerberg as a magician naman siya
02:18.1
Tapos naging Mark Zuckerberg as Lex Luthor
02:24.2
Sobrang hindi mga kay
02:28.9
They're going with the Heath Ledger thing
02:30.5
O, baka maging quirky siya
02:32.6
You made a bad business decision on Facebook
02:40.1
Yeah, we watch movies kasi when I'm
02:45.3
Actually, nakita ko na ina-loop mo sa akin yung topic segue
02:49.4
Pero, di ko ginawa eh
02:52.6
I want you to struggle
02:53.5
Di ako magsastruggle
02:55.0
Magsastruggle lang
02:56.0
Pero, yun yung topic natin today
02:57.5
We're talking about boredom
02:59.3
And, we'll talk about boredom
03:01.4
We're back to the stupid shit
03:03.5
After talking about anxiety and feelings
03:09.6
Babalik na tayo sa shit quality you expect
03:13.3
From bago matulog
03:16.1
Right after this very unnecessary
03:28.8
It kind of sounds the same, no?
03:49.7
Hindi ka nang kalayo
03:51.0
Hindi ka nang kalayo
03:51.8
It wasn't a departure from what we had
03:58.8
Pagkakompeg sana, ano eh
04:04.5
Walang space for the rap break
04:06.5
Tsaka yung, ano eh
04:11.5
Kukunin ko dapat si Dicta License eh
04:16.2
Co-hidden Cambria song
04:23.7
Kasama din si Andalad
04:28.6
Tungkol sa pagkain na naman
04:32.6
Bye-bye, beautiful
04:40.6
Ang alas ng Co-hidden Cambria eh
04:43.6
So, pag-uusapan natin
04:45.1
What do you do when you're bored, Red?
04:48.9
Malaking bagay ngayon
04:51.1
Doomscrolling, no?
04:53.8
Sometimes meron akong araw na
04:58.1
Wala akong gagawin today
04:58.9
Sa utak mo parang
04:59.7
O sige, baka magpamasahe ako
05:01.4
Maybe I'll catch up on my series
05:04.1
Or may puli sa kondo namin
05:05.9
Baka mag-swimming ako
05:06.9
Just to, you know
05:07.7
Imaximize kayong facilities ng kondo
05:10.2
Tapos mamaya-maya
05:11.0
Mag-doomscroll lang ako
05:12.3
Sa reels ko ng mga tatlo oras
05:19.8
Tapos biglang may guy
05:22.2
Habang tumutugtog yung
05:26.2
Grabe, yung algo mo?
05:27.2
Hindi, grabe na yung
05:28.5
Dude, sinasabi nga nila
05:29.5
Yung algo nyo yung 100
05:31.2
Sinasabi daw nila na
05:32.4
Oo, daming na-offend
05:40.0
Teka lang, teka lang
05:40.6
May disconnect dun sa ginawa mo
05:43.0
Oo, daming na-offend
05:46.3
Na you're depicting a person
05:48.9
Na na-offend, diba?
05:50.5
Pero, ang sinasabi niya
05:52.1
Is commentary against
05:53.4
What he stands for
05:56.9
Tangina, di mo naman
05:58.6
Wala talaga, pari
06:00.0
Sobrang bobo mo eh
06:01.4
Si Master Emperor pala to
06:06.8
Attention to detail
06:10.0
Netflix special, pari
06:16.1
May Netflix special ka ba?
06:21.0
Wala naman special yun
06:22.3
Showcase nga siya
06:25.5
Didikna ka mo lang ba ako
06:34.0
Ano yung sinasabi mo?
06:35.8
Ano nga na ba yung sinasabi ko yung
06:39.6
Ang daming na-offend
06:43.5
Ang dami kong nakikitang
06:46.5
Yung Mountain Dew
06:49.0
Gumawa sila ng contest
06:53.8
Like, ipangalan mo yung
06:55.2
Soft drink ng Mountain Dew
06:58.1
Kung ano man yung nanalong pangalan
07:01.0
Guti na ginawa yun
07:03.8
Alam mo yung nanalo
07:06.3
Hitler did nothing wrong
07:07.8
Buti kinansal na nila kasi yun
07:12.3
Sa Hitler did nothing wrong
07:17.6
In that Mountain Dew font
07:19.2
In that Mountain Dew
07:20.4
Extreme sports font
07:21.7
Hitler did nothing wrong
07:25.6
Sobrang enot ng mga tao
07:26.7
Na masyado naniniwala
07:28.0
Sobrang enot ng mga tao
07:29.2
Huwag kayong mag-trust sa internet
07:32.7
So ano yung ginawa?
07:33.4
Nag-pussy out sila
07:34.3
Yeah, they fucking cancelled the
07:35.4
I mean, it's not pussying out
07:37.0
I think it's just right
07:38.4
It's the right call
07:39.5
Wala silang parang
07:41.3
Oo, second place na lang
07:44.6
Nakalimutan ko yung day
07:45.6
Pero basura din natin
07:47.2
Sometimes we don't deserve fun ideas
07:51.4
There are rarely ever bad ideas
07:55.0
It's people that fuck up good ideas
08:00.1
Saan mo naman narinig doon?
08:02.1
Kay Patrice O'Deal
08:05.7
It's like communism
08:06.7
Pero totoo naman kasi
08:11.2
I mean, yun ang simula
08:12.9
Pero if you don't execute ideas properly
08:16.1
It won't be effective
08:18.0
When you skew it to your thought
08:21.3
Ah, parang kung ginawa mo self-serving
08:29.1
Hitler loved his country
08:30.9
But he's a bad person
08:34.7
I think racist siya
08:36.6
Oo, yun yung problema doon
08:39.9
Tapos nanbasa siya ng Nietzsche
08:41.9
Tapos ina-play niya sa kagaguhan niya
08:47.0
Kasi wala naman sinabi si Nietzsche na
08:48.4
O, patayin mo lahat ng mga
08:51.1
Which, I made a great point
08:53.9
Kinuha ko sa isang commission
08:57.1
That's pretty good
08:58.2
Alam mo yung ginagawa ko kasi pag-board ako
08:59.8
Nag-tumitinga ako nung fucking maangas quotes, pare
09:05.7
Maangas quotes.com
09:06.7
Pero ako nakita yung
09:07.6
Parang, hindi ko get sa
09:09.8
Pero maybe you can help me kasi bobo ako
09:13.9
Nag-agree ako sa bobo ka, hindi sa tulong
09:15.6
Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting for what's for dinner
09:20.0
Alam mo kung maangas yun eh
09:21.3
Pero I don't know what it means
09:22.5
I mean, it just means na
09:25.3
Lahat na klase ng tao
09:27.9
So, whether or not they should
09:32.6
They are qualified to vote for it or not
09:37.5
So, kapag kunwari
09:38.7
Democracy is good
09:40.8
Because it gives power to a lot of people
09:43.9
Hindi siya dictatorship na
09:45.4
Dictatorship na isang tao lang na susunod
09:49.5
Pero where it fails is
09:52.0
It lies on who you rely on
09:54.6
Democracy relies on
09:57.5
A lot of people making the right decision
10:01.3
If there are, let's say
10:03.1
You know, 30 million people
10:06.3
Tapos 15 million people who voted right
10:08.8
In your perception
10:10.4
Para sa akin, democracy failed
10:14.2
Lalo na yung 30 million na yun
10:16.2
Baka binili yung boto nila
10:20.7
This is all based on fiction
10:22.6
Based on fiction to
10:25.8
Na-stack lang sa SD card
10:27.1
Baka digital votes lang sila
10:28.3
Na hindi itong mga tao
10:29.4
Laging natin na parang
10:30.3
Si Genemax Buster
10:34.0
Tung Tang Ting Ting
10:35.6
Tung Tang Ting Ting
10:36.5
Tapos si Genemax Buster Rolly
10:38.4
Pag sinasabi nila
10:40.3
Ayaw nila sa dictatorship
10:41.4
Just because na-associate nila
10:43.6
That the previous dictatorship
10:45.2
Didn't really do well
10:48.2
Pero if you look at Singapore
10:49.9
Na may authoritarian
10:51.7
Hindi ko alam kung authoritarian yung tamang term
10:54.0
Pero may isang tao at the helm
10:56.6
And how he steered
10:57.5
Singapore in the right direction
10:59.6
E di maganda yung
11:02.6
Yung kinalabasan niya
11:04.5
Is Singapore based na ba, Red?
11:06.9
I don't know what that means
11:07.8
Maangas na ba yung Singapore?
11:09.2
Maangas siya ever since
11:11.2
Tapos isa pang maangas na quote
11:16.3
Meron ako filofalo na account sa TikTok
11:20.2
Bible quotes that go hard
11:25.8
Pero isa doon like
11:27.0
Though they surrounded me
11:29.7
In the name of my sword
11:31.7
And in the name of God
11:33.1
I cut them all down
11:35.3
Nakalimutan ko yung name
11:36.8
Hindi mo kaya nagka-Crusades eh
11:38.0
Putang tangin lang
11:39.6
Mga ganong quote pala sa Bible
11:44.1
Isipin mo yung mga
11:45.4
Isipin mo yung mga Holy Nights
11:47.7
Na hinahataw lang yung mga
11:51.3
Mga non-believers
11:52.4
For sure yung kinocote nila
11:55.2
Kasi the Bible is well-written
11:56.9
Ang aakas ka nito
11:58.6
The thing you can't take away from the Bible
12:01.5
Kung kahit ano man religion mo
12:03.5
It's well-written
12:04.3
It's fucking entertaining
12:06.1
Talaga nabasa mo yung Bible?
12:07.5
Yeah yung Revelations part
12:11.9
Tapos yung Genesis
12:12.7
Ano yung Genesis?
12:20.9
Nagustuhan mo yung Genesis?
12:23.2
Kalao well-written
12:24.2
Ba't di mo tinuloy?
12:26.9
Like yung Sodom and Gomorrah
12:28.2
Yung the interesting parts of the Bible
12:35.0
Yung South Guardians of the Galaxy
12:40.2
Fight all these homophobes
12:43.0
They all wanna have sex with me
12:49.0
Kasi nagbasa ka ng Bible
12:51.5
Nalalam yung Gading
12:53.5
Yung bagyong Gading
12:55.2
Hindi ko matanda lahat ng bagyo eh
12:58.2
Two weeks brown out sa amin
12:59.8
Bad trip ang puto
13:01.7
Nangyari din sa amin yun
13:03.1
Two weeks brown out
13:04.4
Oo, wala kang magawa
13:08.0
Ilang beses na kayo nagdama
13:13.0
Wala pa tayong gagawin eh
13:14.9
Tapos di pa kami close ng kapatid ko
13:16.6
Nandun lang ako sa kwarto ko
13:18.8
Nagbabasa ng Bible
13:20.0
Sana may comics ako noon
13:25.7
Mahirap na yung basa ng libro no?
13:27.2
Grade 4 ako noon eh
13:28.5
So wala akong interest magbasa nung
13:32.7
Yun ang kakaibang boredom
13:35.3
Wala kang choice eh
13:40.3
Hindi ko matandaan kung anong bagyo to
13:43.4
Na brown out kami
13:44.5
Tapos ang malala nun
13:45.6
Yung katapat namin
13:48.1
Yung kapitbahay namin sa tapat
13:49.7
Yung buong hilera nila
13:51.5
Dahil iba yung pinagkakabitan nila ng transformer
13:55.2
So nakikita mo lang na may ilaw sila
14:00.7
Ang masakla pa doon
14:04.5
Meron siyang binibiling longganisa
14:06.9
Tapos bihira niya lang makita yung tendera na yun
14:09.8
So nung nakita niya finally ulit
14:11.6
Paka siguro a week before
14:13.1
Nagka two week brown out
14:15.9
Bumili siya ng madami
14:17.1
E puta mabubulok na
14:21.0
Dalawal linggo kami kumakain ng longganisa
14:23.5
Tapos yung sobrang longganisa
14:26.4
So yung kahit iba na yung ula mo
14:27.8
May longganisa pa rin
14:29.0
Kasi asarap na longganisa
14:33.1
Tapos wala pa kayo itlog
14:34.8
Parang buta lang may longganisa
14:36.7
Tapos mamaya maya
14:37.6
Mga two days later
14:38.6
Yung longganisa na naman
14:45.6
Pag mga boredom na ganyan
14:49.9
Pag medyo humupa yung hangin
14:51.4
Masarap din maglakad-lakad
14:53.5
Maghanap ka ng gagawin
14:54.9
Nakalala ko yung mga kaibigan namin sa village
14:57.6
Parang naglalakad lang kami
14:58.6
Tapos magdala lang kami yung tools
15:02.9
Yung mga nagtumbang puno
15:04.7
Sa chop chopin namin
15:08.5
Tapos nakita namin yung isa namin kaibigan
15:13.8
Laugh trip lang eh
15:22.0
Like I wish may concept
15:23.4
Na ako ng stand up nun
15:24.6
Gusto mo mag-stand up ka?
15:26.9
Ika-gather mo yung mga people
15:29.6
That will never be a good show
15:40.7
Gusto mo mag-gawa ng stand up show
15:44.3
Kung ikaw brown out
15:46.9
Andito si stand up comedian
15:51.1
Gather round children
15:53.8
Kahit yung pinaka
15:54.5
Matinding mong hater
15:56.1
Matinding mong hater
15:57.9
Manonood sa'yo pare
15:59.6
That's kinda weird though
16:03.6
Nagawin mo lang yung
16:04.4
Pagbalikan sa ex niya eh
16:05.2
Nagawin mo lang yung routine mo
16:06.1
As if walang bagyo
16:11.9
Sino mataba dito?
16:14.8
May pustang lumilipan sa back
16:16.5
May yerong lumilipan
16:18.4
Slicing the people and shit
16:23.1
Ano ang buti na lang
16:24.3
Hindi binagyo yung recording
16:26.7
Bagyo month yun eh
16:29.0
Iinisip mo nga yun
16:30.7
Gagawin ko na ito ngayon pa
16:34.2
Parang a week before
16:37.1
Tapos a week after
16:39.2
Feel ko ikaw si Michael Jackson
16:42.7
Sinisigawan mo si Lord
16:43.9
Kung ba't nangyari to
16:46.0
Paano yung special
16:58.9
Pwede nga ikaw isang
16:59.9
Yung kanta na yun recently
17:00.9
Sobrang asak ang tangin
17:02.9
This guy went hard ba
17:04.9
Just like the kids ha
17:05.9
Yung pa yung astig din sa internet
17:09.9
Wala ka talagang magawa
17:10.9
Ngayon talagang literally
17:12.9
Is at your fingertips
17:13.9
The power of the sun
17:14.9
At the palm of my hands
17:15.9
At the palm of my hands
17:21.9
Nakakatawa kasi nga
17:23.7
May impression dun
17:25.7
They will not control my thoughts
17:30.7
Parang ano yan tawag dun
17:31.7
Yung foreshadowing
17:32.7
Oo foreshadowing eh
17:36.7
Anything na maisip mo na curiosity
17:38.7
Pwede mo siyang i-google
17:42.7
Nung wala pang internet
17:43.7
Parang sino nga pala yung
17:47.7
Actor na wrestler sa Predator
17:49.7
Tapos pag sinabi ng tao si Hulk Hogan
17:53.7
It's true forever
17:54.7
Oo true forever na siya
17:56.7
Nawala na yung fascination natin
17:57.7
Of not knowing eh
18:01.7
Just simply believing
18:02.7
Just because a lot of people said it
18:04.7
Yung pumutok yung biceps
18:05.7
Ni Ultimate Warrior
18:06.7
I never believed that
18:08.7
Akala ko totoo eh
18:09.7
Hindi kasi I watched the match eh
18:11.7
What do you mean?
18:13.7
Yung di naman siya yung nagbuhat
18:14.7
Kay Andre the Giant
18:15.7
Una una hindi niya binuhat
18:16.7
Oo si Hulk Hogan yung bumuhat
18:20.7
Ginurira presdam daw niya si Andre the Giant
18:22.7
No one has ever done that
18:30.7
Pumutok daw yung biceps niya
18:31.7
Pumutok daw yung braso niya
18:34.7
Akala ko totoo yun
18:40.7
Late in the game na na nalaman ko
18:41.7
Pekka yung wrestling
18:43.7
Siguro mga 11 years old ako nung
18:48.7
Lalo na walang internet diba
18:50.7
Dahil doon sa putang yun
18:51.7
Alam mo yung exposed
18:53.7
Yung in-exposed nila
18:56.7
Tangin ng mga tattletale ang putang
18:57.7
Yung pinapakita pa nila
18:58.7
Paano sila nagkocall ng spots
19:00.7
Yung fake headbutt
19:01.7
Hine-headbutt niya yung daliri
19:04.7
Yung ginagawa ko yun sa wrestling
19:07.7
Ninalagyan nila ng mics yung tables
19:08.7
This was bullshit parang
19:11.7
Federations pa rin that do that
19:13.7
I'm not sure kung WWE still do that
19:14.7
Ang laki kasi ng venue nila eh
19:15.7
So mahihirap talagang
19:18.7
Pero kung maliit yung venue mo
19:19.7
Hindi mo kailangan ng microphone sa ilalim
19:21.7
Sa FPW wala kami microphone sa ilalim ng ring
19:25.7
Kasi hindi namin afford
19:27.7
Gusto ka maging astig
19:33.7
Ginagawa yung passion namin
19:36.7
Galing mga gas like
19:38.7
Twistin everything
19:41.7
I heard about something then
19:43.7
Like a good quote rin that I heard
19:45.7
Like baka pwede mong
19:46.7
Pwede mong i-insert
19:47.7
Wala bang quote dyan about quitting alcohol
19:50.7
Tangina meron ako nakita eh
19:51.7
Toothbrush mag-toothbrush ka
19:52.7
Mag-toothbrush ako
19:54.7
He who does not toothbrush is an asshole
19:57.7
Ang narinig ko sa alcohol is
20:00.7
He who does not toothbrush is an asshole
20:03.7
He who doesn't toothbrush is
20:05.7
Sobrang bobo lang eh
20:10.7
Hindi mo pinapakinggan
20:12.7
Taki ng co-host to
20:13.7
Lagay lagay ko pa sa bayo mo co-host ko
20:15.7
Hindi mo nakikinig sa akin
20:16.7
Yungka minsan kung nagkukwento ko may audible
20:20.7
Alam mo? Anong sabi mo?
20:21.7
Anong mas malala?
20:23.7
Yung pinaparinig ko
20:24.7
Yung hindi ko pinaparinig
20:25.7
Paano ako nagkukwento ko ng mata kayo bilang gumanito ako?
20:31.7
Alis hindi audible
20:37.7
Bored kang kausap ako?
20:43.7
May narinig ako daw
20:45.7
Kaya daw valuable ang isang bagay
20:47.7
Kasi konti lang siya
20:51.7
Kailangan mo ng puto
20:53.7
Patapusin mo kasi ako
20:55.7
Hindi ako pinapatapos ni mas
20:57.7
Pasensya na master ah
20:59.7
Parang kasing ang
21:01.7
Ang ano mo is para
21:04.7
Nabasa ko nga lang
21:05.7
Kaya tinan mo gold
21:06.7
Sobrang rare na yung resource
21:10.7
You can apply that
21:11.7
You can apply that
21:12.7
In anything daw pare
21:14.7
Tinan mo yung humans sa China
21:16.7
Ang daming humans doon
21:18.7
Kaya hindi siya rare
21:20.7
Kaya ang daming humans
21:21.7
Dinidisregard lang nila yung human rights doon
21:24.7
Kasi ang daming humans
21:28.7
Wala nag deduce nito?
21:30.7
Kunwari konti kayo sa island
21:31.7
Like sabihin natin 20 kayo
21:33.7
Diba ahalagaan niyo yung sarili niyo
21:34.7
Kasi 20 nga lang kayo
21:36.7
Pero kung nasa isang kang lugar na may billion na tao
21:39.7
Parang wala kang pakialam sa tao
21:41.7
So kunwari like a country like ano?
21:46.7
Sabihin natin Canada na may free healthcare
21:49.7
Million yung mga tao doon
21:50.7
Hindi na nilang halagaan sa sarili nila
21:54.7
Hindi kasi wala kang pakialam
21:57.7
Kung masyadong marami
21:59.7
I don't know about that
22:01.7
Kung may dalawa kang aso
22:05.7
Paano kung may 5 billion kang aso sa bahay mo?
22:08.7
Hindi ka ba like fuck
22:11.7
Paano yun yung point?
22:13.7
Kasi may 5 billion aso
22:15.7
Pagpapakalalaan ako sila lahat
22:20.7
Parang si George Foreman
22:21.7
Yung pinangalan niya lahat ng anak niya yung George Foreman
22:25.7
Para maalala niya lahat
22:27.7
Tanginan mo ilang beses ka sinupak sa ulos
22:31.7
Nakita mo ngayon pare
22:33.7
Si Jake Paul versus Mike Tyson
22:35.7
Oo man paano kong nangyari yun?
22:37.7
Bukawawa si Tyson na yan
22:39.7
Pero malaki siya dihabak
22:45.7
Malaki siya dihabak
22:47.7
Heavyweight si Tyson eh
22:48.7
Dude he's an old man
22:50.7
Sa bahay ko matandaan
22:51.7
Prime of his career si Jake Paul
22:53.7
And he has knocked out unknown boxers
22:57.7
Kasi sino nilakot yung basketball player?
23:01.7
He had knocked the fuck out
23:04.7
Si Ben Askren din naman nilakot niya
23:09.7
Tsaka si Tyrone Woodley
23:12.7
So yeah magaling naman si Jake Paul
23:15.7
And I heard sobrang bite nilang taon ni Logan Paul
23:19.7
Kaya nandun nung panahon na pumunta siya sa Suicide Forest
23:22.7
Napanood ba yung recently yung video?
23:39.7
May sobrang part sa Logan sa impulsive yung interview niya kay John Cena
23:47.7
May isang part dina doon parang nag lament siya about his mistake and how it affected his relationship with Dwayne The Rock Johnson
23:55.7
Sa dulong part nung podcast niya kay John Cena
24:00.7
Kasi grabe sobrang serious ni John Cena kausap sa podcast eh
24:04.7
Always like sa lahat ng interview ni John Cena
24:08.7
He always carries himself so well
24:12.4
Like gusto namin yung
24:14.3
What do you think about
24:15.9
The 5 star rating of Dave Meltzer
24:17.9
Tapos kumala lang sa scene
24:26.7
About the 5 star rating
24:28.7
Pero if it helps you
24:29.7
Become a good wrestler
25:08.7
35 minutes ba yan
25:13.6
We're making great time
25:15.7
Ano gagawin natin
25:19.7
I am bored right now
25:22.7
Pero hindi ako makaalis
25:25.4
Kaya natin gawin tong podcast na to
25:29.0
Take a break again ba
25:31.8
I smell the money coming
25:33.6
Para ting na siya
25:36.1
Para keep the ship afloat
25:38.5
Joke lang sa mga listeners
25:40.2
Siyempre hindi kami
25:41.0
Siyempre play boring lang
25:42.4
Hindi man talaga kami
25:44.8
We wanna entertain you
25:46.6
Entertain you guys
25:48.9
What do you do when you're bored
25:58.3
Like kapag kausap ko si Rems
26:02.0
Natuwa siya at nabadre
26:03.5
Pati the same time
26:08.1
Kaya minsan kailangan mo
26:09.5
Mag-exercise ng konti
26:12.2
Sige Rems tama ka
26:13.7
Kukuha akong beer
26:14.4
Tapos sabi niya Rems
26:15.5
Tangina ganda nun
26:16.6
I'm just saying na
26:21.3
May kakailarin ako
26:22.3
Mga famous people in the world
26:24.2
A lovely anecdote
26:27.7
Anecdote of the year
26:28.8
Sa Anecdote Awards
26:34.9
Ang nananali last year
26:46.8
Ano yung sinasabi ko
26:50.8
Why did we talk about boredom
26:55.9
Urge na tumingin sa window
27:04.7
Pag hindi ako mapakali
27:06.3
Parating lang ako
27:11.5
Nakatira pa ako sa bayan
27:14.8
Kasi may magandang view
27:16.2
Sa isang window namin
27:17.4
Tapos titignan ko lang yun
27:25.7
Pag may ginagawa ka
27:26.6
Like in the middle of things
27:27.9
Di naman necessarily bored
27:30.7
Kailangan mo lang siya
27:33.3
Purpose ng window
27:37.1
For sunlight I guess
27:39.6
May nakita ako ngayon
27:40.6
Yung classic tumitingin sa clouds
27:45.2
Tangan mukhang ice cream
27:48.0
It shows daw kung sino
27:49.5
Kung anong nakikita mo sa clouds
27:51.2
Yung isang kaibigan ko
27:55.3
Kasi matapang siya
27:58.2
Nakita ka sa clouds
28:07.1
Hindi ko alam kung bakit
28:08.6
Kailangan mo i-turn into
28:09.6
A cancelable thing
28:10.8
Wait wait wait wait
28:14.4
There's nothing wrong with being gay
28:17.9
Sabi nyo na yung for shock value
28:20.0
Ang kitang kita mo naman si Andren
28:21.8
Ay mukha siyang shock value
28:23.2
Pag nakita mo siya
28:26.8
Biniyara namin itong komedya na to
28:28.4
Parang ganun yung dating
28:38.2
I think it was my best
28:42.0
That's pretty good
28:43.4
I need to thank Red kasi
28:46.1
Hindi ako gumawa naman yung admin ng page
28:48.1
Kung gumawa naman
28:49.8
On your vacation no less
28:52.2
Actually sinabi ko nga na parang
28:54.8
Sabi yung nakakaawa naman
28:58.8
Punta ka pala ng Japan
29:00.1
I don't want to go to Japan
29:01.0
To watch Taylor Swift
29:02.1
I don't want to go to Japan
29:03.6
Saan saan ka punta?
29:05.1
To watch Taylor Swift
29:06.9
How were the Swifties?
29:08.9
What do you mean?
29:09.2
Like all of them?
29:10.8
They're big fans of Taylor Swift
29:12.3
Did you have fun?
29:13.5
Did you like them?
29:13.9
Anong panaliktingin mo
29:14.7
Kinamusta ko yung mga Swifties?
29:16.4
Swifties kamusta?
29:17.9
When did love story come?
29:19.6
I think that was her first single right?
29:24.4
I'm ashamed that I know this
29:31.2
Ilang taon tayo nung
29:36.6
Hindi 4 years old
29:39.1
Hindi 3 years old pala sa Taylor Swift
29:45.1
Ang pagal na niya sa industry
29:49.6
She's a year younger than me
29:53.8
Kaya nga ganda ng
29:57.8
Subjectively naman yung music
30:00.4
I don't like her music that much
30:07.1
Undeniable of women
30:13.2
She's parang god to them
30:16.1
There every step of the way
30:18.7
Nung college sila
30:20.1
There are mothers that watch with their daughters
30:23.5
That's so fucking cool
30:28.2
May similar experience din si
30:31.2
Nakatawa lang kasi
30:34.2
Na meet ko siya in actual
30:37.1
Nag red carpet premiere
30:40.9
Tapos may mga fans club
30:42.9
Ni Enrique Hill doon
30:43.7
Tapos kinakwenta sa akin
30:44.6
Ni Enrique Hill na
30:45.3
May mga tao doon na
30:48.6
Nagsimula silang maging
30:49.9
Ang galing nga niya
30:50.6
Nanandaan niya eh
30:52.4
May mga fans labo ako dyan bro
30:57.7
And then ngayon may anak na sila
31:00.3
Ganun daw katagal silang fans
31:03.5
Parang wala pa akong
31:04.6
Ganun ka long time na fans
31:05.7
Kasi we've just been doing this like
31:13.1
Your 40s or 50s daw eh
31:16.2
So I didn't hit it big na
31:19.7
Ang hirap mong maging kaibigan
31:24.6
Tapos kulang pa ba
31:26.6
Di ka magaling chumupa eh
31:29.9
Backhanded compliment na
31:36.2
Mecca of stand up
31:41.2
Tama naman talaga
31:42.6
I think I've been like
31:48.4
Masabi kong mainstream ako
31:50.8
Kahit na sa Netflix ako eh
31:51.8
Meron ka bang fan na
31:53.8
Nung napilaprod ka
31:54.8
Tapos may anak na ngayon
31:58.2
Pero may mga fans ako
31:59.1
Na nagkaanak siguro
32:01.4
Dala nila yung baby
32:03.6
Hindi hindi ganun
32:04.6
Hindi naman yung nagpilaprod
32:05.6
Ganun ang baby sa show
32:06.6
Nakalala mo ba yun?
32:07.5
Ah yun sinabi mong
32:08.3
Putang ina tumahimik ka dyan
32:09.6
Kundi papaalisin ko kayong dalawa
32:11.3
Hindi naman ganun
32:12.6
Hindi sinabi mong
32:13.3
In a more jokey way
32:16.2
Boop boop boop boop
32:22.3
Anong kanta ni Kanye yun?
32:24.3
Yung scoopity poop
32:26.9
Hindi ka alam yan
32:29.2
Meron siyang kantang gano'n
32:30.2
Basically ang story
32:32.1
Lasing ka lang nun
32:42.2
Background ng kantang yun
32:45.9
That he wanted talaga to buy
32:47.6
Pero ginawa ni Kanye
32:49.2
Since gusto ni Drake yung beat
32:52.1
Tapos tinapaan lang yun
32:53.6
Nang walang kwentang lyrics
33:02.4
I haven't heard this
33:03.2
Pero nakakatawang move yun
33:07.2
Sobrang polarizing siya para sa akin
33:18.9
He doesn't like the Jews
33:20.5
He likes Hitler daw
33:22.3
Oo antisemitic siya
33:29.8
Ipapalit semantics
33:33.1
Ang ginawa niyo maangas
33:35.6
Bumili siya ng ad sa Superbowl
33:41.4
Oo nakita ko yung binigay sa Super
33:43.0
Tapos nag selfie video lang siya
33:48.7
We spend all the budget
33:50.9
In buying the spot
33:59.1
So hindi kong gets
34:00.5
Paano naging related yun sa
34:09.6
Pero gusto ko yan
34:11.3
Yung Scooby-Dee-Boop
34:12.8
This is gonna be our worst episode
34:17.1
Ito na yung rock bottom
34:22.5
Yung mga bagong fans
34:23.6
Wait till they get
34:27.8
I hear the millions
34:33.4
O Fred Oleros fans
34:37.2
Of Andrew Bernardo fans pare
34:41.7
Ata isang topic yung freedom
34:43.8
Huwag natin gawin yun
34:45.2
How dare you start a topic
34:48.1
Takin na siya pinag-usapan niya
34:51.8
May 10 minutes na lang naman tayo
34:54.5
Pag nabobore ka ba
34:58.7
5 minutes na lang pala
35:00.2
Pag nabobore ka ba
35:06.8
Okay sorry sorry sorry
35:09.3
Rephrase question
35:10.2
Pag may naisip mo ba yung time
35:14.0
May ginagawa kang importante
35:15.9
Tapos naisip mo yung time
35:17.1
Na wala kang ginawa
35:18.4
Dahil bored ka lang
35:19.3
Naisip ka ba sarili mo?
35:21.4
Baka ginawa ko ng
35:22.9
Sanang mas productive
35:24.2
Yung oras ko noon
35:30.3
Feeling mo necessary siya
35:34.2
Parang feeling ko yung
35:38.5
For you to be productive after
35:40.1
Like kunwari for me
35:41.1
Like kung nagde-daydream ako
35:43.3
Dati in-imagine ko ako si RoboCop
35:46.4
Imagine mo RoboCop
35:52.6
Tapos binabaril ko yung mga
35:54.2
Nambuli sa akin noong high school
35:56.7
Kailangan RoboCop?
35:57.8
Tapos umiiyak yung pamilya
36:01.8
Ang bait niyang tatay
36:04.9
Wala akong kwenta noong high school
36:11.3
Akala ko noong bata ka na to
36:15.1
Yung power fantasy mo
36:17.8
Everyone wanted to be RoboCop
36:21.7
Kasi ayaw mo ma-shotgun muna
36:25.2
Nakita mo yung scene na
36:30.1
Meron akong power fantasy
36:32.3
Minsan na meron kang
36:34.7
Gawin yung gusto mo
36:37.3
If you remember that movie
36:40.5
That was written by an incel guy
36:43.4
Kasi yun yung gagawin niya
36:44.6
Pag invisible siya
36:47.8
Yung una niya ginawa
36:49.8
Yung una niya ginawa
36:51.1
Hindi man nakaw ng pera
36:55.0
Manyak muna ako eh
36:59.8
Napanood mo ba yung
37:02.3
Yung very productive thought ko
37:04.2
Anong may Hollow Man na bago?
37:06.8
Yung Hollow Man 2
37:07.9
May Hollow Man 2?
37:09.4
Nag-invisible fight sila sa ulan
37:15.2
As in Hollow Man?
37:18.2
Dalawa yung Hollow Man dude
37:20.1
Pinatay niya yung isa gamit crowbar
37:22.0
Tapos lumulutak lang yung crowbar
37:24.4
Parang ano lang yun eh
37:26.8
Invisible Man vs Invisible Stan
37:31.1
Yung wrestling na dalawang
37:33.2
Kasi referee lang yun
37:34.0
Parang gano'n nga
37:35.0
Parang gano'n nga
37:36.0
Ano yung point mo?
37:41.0
Parati ako may power fantasy
37:43.0
Parang yun yung paborito kong
37:45.0
I-play sa utak ko na
37:50.0
May sarili akong army
37:54.0
Meron akong superman powers
37:57.0
Tapos upa ako lang yung mga kalabag ko
38:01.0
Ikaw ba wala kang gano'n?
38:04.9
Napaka vulnerable ni Robocop eh
38:09.9
Tapos ako si Storm
38:11.9
Mistress of the Elements
38:13.9
Mistress of the Elements
38:15.9
Mahilig talaga ako sa mga cyborg nun
38:17.9
Parating hanggang iniisip ko pa
38:19.9
Kung nilaslas ko yung dito
38:20.9
Tapos may makikita ko yung metallic parts
38:23.9
Okay lang I guess oo
38:25.9
Gusto mo maging part robot?
38:27.9
Dahil ba ayaw mo nang
38:28.9
Ayaw mo nang makaramdam?
38:32.9
Nobody say it was easy
38:40.9
I never knew that everything would follow through
38:45.9
Hindi kasi first time ko naparood yung Terminator 2 Judgment Day
38:48.9
Grabe sumabog utak ko
38:51.9
Medyo mind bending yun
38:53.9
As a kid fuck dude yung
38:55.9
Yung Hasta La Vista babe
38:57.9
Sumabog si T-2000
38:59.9
Somehow may sunog
39:02.9
Saka yung Liquid ano dito
39:04.9
Tapos bumalik siya sa
39:06.9
Sobrang ano what?
39:08.9
Nakikita mo nang kalaban na to
39:10.9
Tapos sobrang tragic pa yung ending niya
39:12.9
Like kailangan niyang patayin yung sarili niya
39:17.9
Pero bumalik siya sa Terminator 3, Terminator 4
39:20.9
Terminator Genesis
39:28.9
Yung kinalaban niya yung female Terminator
39:29.9
Oo yung babaeng Terminator
39:30.9
Pero maganda na yung CGI nun eh
39:33.9
Yung Terminator 3
39:34.9
Ano yung Terminator 3?
39:35.9
Terminator 3 yun nga yung girl
39:39.9
Terminator 2 yun eh
39:40.9
Judgment Day yung
39:41.9
Terminator lang yung una
39:43.9
Mas meron pang Terminator na dun si Khaleesi
39:45.9
Oo yung Terminator Back to School
39:48.9
Kasi kailangan niya bumalik sa
39:50.9
Kailangan niya ulit i-take lahat ng grades
39:53.9
Kinder hanggang High School
40:00.9
Ang entire plot ng Billy Mannison
40:04.9
Peeing your pants is cool
40:07.9
Peeing your pants is cool
40:09.9
Better than the Arnold voice
40:11.9
Peeing your pants is cool
40:17.9
You're not cool if
40:18.9
You pee your pants
40:21.9
As a parting question
40:22.9
Pag wala ka mapanood
40:23.9
Anong go to na pinapanood?
40:24.9
go-to na pinapanood mo?
40:26.3
It could be many things.
40:27.9
Talaga wrestling?
40:29.7
had to be a certain mood
40:32.4
I put it on the background
40:34.4
Malaking bagay sa akin
40:35.6
na hindi ko pa alam
40:38.2
Kaya mas gusto ko
40:42.9
or alam ko na yung resulta
40:43.9
medyo nahihirapan ako.
40:45.0
Unless it's a really good match.
40:56.4
pinag-uusapan lang namin
41:00.1
alam mo yung scene
41:01.9
naparad mo na ba Haikyuu?
41:02.8
Yeah, yung season 1.
41:04.6
I'll watch the rest of
41:08.9
we find our own reasons
41:11.1
Yung first spike niya
41:13.2
Yung episode 1 yun
41:19.3
yung season 3 kasi
41:21.5
10 episodes lang siya
41:23.3
tas isang match lang siya.
41:27.1
hindi ko alam yung hot take
41:28.3
ayoko yung mga ganun.
41:31.6
yung 10th na episode
41:33.5
syempre yung last
41:34.2
kung paano sila nanalo
41:37.8
nung victory nila
41:42.7
may tinatalo sila
41:46.1
may depiction sila
41:47.9
hindi natin matalo
41:48.8
masyado siyang magaling
41:49.6
kasi meron silang play
41:51.8
pinilled up nila buong game
41:54.5
tas hindi gumana.
41:56.5
ang metaphor na ginawa nila
42:00.0
kuka nila sa lupa.
42:01.9
hindi nila sila makaangat
42:05.4
ang mga tumulong magangat
42:07.7
inaangat silang ganun.
42:12.5
Sobrang lupit na scene na yun.
42:14.4
It's worth watching
42:17.6
para lang mag-arrive
42:19.3
kayo sa scene na yun.
42:20.5
kung hindi nyo pa
42:21.0
napaparod yung Haikyu
42:22.0
huwag nyo na panorong
42:24.5
Huwag nyo na panorin.
42:25.8
Maroon kayo na Haikyu pare.
42:27.8
Sobrang ganda nang
42:30.8
It's like one of the best scenes
42:32.0
of all time for me.
42:41.3
bumalik si Trunks.
42:47.9
That was so good.
42:49.0
Sobrang ganda nun.
42:50.0
That was super good.
42:51.3
kung naroon kayo ng
42:52.4
Dragon Ball Super
42:53.3
may maangas na part
42:56.0
nag-ascend si Vegeta
42:58.7
into another level
43:02.6
So maangas din yun.
43:07.9
Hindi siya Dragon Ball eh.
43:09.3
Full Metal Alchemist.
43:11.9
first time lumaban ni
43:15.4
Hindi ko alam niyo.
43:16.8
Hindi ko alam yung FMA.
43:20.2
Basta yung si Bradley ba?
43:21.8
Yung captain na may iPad.
43:25.6
Hindi na kinilala ko dun eh.
43:27.0
Hindi na naman yung Full Metal.
43:28.6
Hindi ako na nalaman yun.
43:29.7
let's watch it na lang next time.
43:32.3
kasi ang power niya
43:33.4
na pre-predict niya yung future
43:38.4
meron siya Emperor's Eye.
43:40.2
nailagan niya yung mga bala
43:41.9
tas nahahatin niya sa dalawa.
43:46.5
maraming mga hype
43:51.4
Kuroko na nagkong Kuroko.
43:54.0
Nakaalam ko nga ito eh.
43:57.6
sa dulo down sila ng four points.
44:01.0
Tapos gumawa sila ng play
44:02.2
na involved lahat.
44:03.9
Parang bola ng alaban.
44:06.8
So yung point guard nila
44:08.0
ginamit yung hawk eye niya
44:10.0
tsaka yung eagle spear.
44:12.7
tsaka eagle spear
44:15.3
Tapos nung ka-steal niya
44:16.3
binigyan niya rin sa shooter nila
44:19.9
So isa na lang yung lamang.
44:22.0
Tapos parang di nila kaya
44:24.9
So intentional miss niya
44:29.1
nung big man nila.
44:31.5
pinasa niya kay Kuroko.
44:34.8
yung nag-block sa kanya
44:36.5
si Akashi yung pinakakalaban.
44:40.7
Tapos mablocking niya ng ganun.
44:42.3
Tapos sinabi ni Kuroko
44:44.0
baka nakakalimutan mo.
44:47.5
Tapos puta hindi pala siya tira
44:56.0
May mga times na na-bored ako
44:57.4
na wala akong mapanood.
44:58.6
Yun lang binabalikan ko lang
44:59.9
Ang favorite ko sa Kuroko
45:00.8
yung alam mo yung centro
45:02.0
na parang nanggaling
45:03.2
sa Attack on Titan.
45:05.8
Kilala mo yung center.
45:08.5
Siya na si Murasaki Bara.
45:10.2
Mag mag-dodunk na yung isa.
45:12.4
Tatapalan na siya
45:13.6
Nag dalawang tao.
45:15.1
Tapos dinakan pa niya.
45:19.5
athletically gifted eh
45:20.9
pero tamad siya eh.
45:24.8
na may pinaghalong
45:29.6
Para siyang slamdunk
45:36.5
pero napakadaming moments
45:38.0
na sarap balikan sa
45:39.1
My Hero Academia talaga.
45:41.1
Kasi na yung kung bakit.
45:42.5
Pero there's so many hype.
45:43.9
Ang ganda kasi na score eh.
45:46.0
parehas yung gumagawa na score
45:48.9
Kaya siya hype eh.
45:51.3
You say run pare.
45:54.5
hype na hype ako dun sa
45:59.8
Takinan walang kwenta
46:04.4
Sorry sorry sorry.
46:05.2
Kasalanan ko yun.
46:05.8
Actually we're out of time.
46:07.9
Pero yung sina sinasabi ko
46:15.9
class rep pala nila yung ginamit.
46:21.3
Ayaw ko na mag nerd out.
46:23.1
Alam mo gumawa tayo ng
46:26.5
The Return of Alexio.
46:30.2
Thank you so much for
46:33.0
with Red Oliyero.
46:35.5
Papala lang namin
46:38.7
The stand up showcase
46:39.7
of the immortals.
46:41.0
plenty of tickets left.
46:43.0
Plenty of tickets.
46:43.7
Plenty of tickets.
46:44.3
Get them now guys.
46:45.2
Huwag na kayong mag last minute.
46:48.0
may makuha kaming boost
46:51.3
May tickets namin.
46:56.9
May nagpa-picture naman
46:58.3
May nagpa-picture sa'yo
46:59.0
sa elevator ng building namin.
47:01.4
yung nangyayari so far
47:07.5
Nakalimutan ko tuloy.
47:09.3
Ticketworld.com.ph
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sa comedymanila.ph
47:12.8
for all the details
47:16.1
nagpa-promote na siya ngayon
47:21.2
Fighting dreamers.
47:22.8
Pwede na tayong matulog.
47:28.6
Natapos niya yung
47:29.4
natapos niya yung
47:33.2
Isa ka sa mga taong
47:34.2
nagtatapos ng episode.
47:35.8
Tapos gusto ko lang sabihin
47:36.8
hindi naman siya nagagalit kami.
47:40.7
At hindi tayo kumikita
47:43.4
Hindi kami kumikita
47:44.9
Pero kung gusto niyo
47:48.9
these free episodes
47:51.1
stand-up comedy shows
47:56.9
para makita ang schedule
47:59.5
across the Philippines.
48:01.0
Guys, at hindi ko kayo
48:02.0
satisfied sa show
48:21.1
The opinions of podcast creators,
48:25.4
hosts, and guests
48:26.3
are not necessarily reflective
48:27.6
of the official stance
48:28.7
of the Pod Network Entertainment,
48:30.7
or other network programs.
48:32.0
The content created
48:33.3
behind the podcast
48:34.9
and not meant to harm
48:37.2
group, organization,
48:38.3
company, or individual.
