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00:00.0
TURUTU PINOS PLAYS
00:30.0
Ayan ka mag-drive puta canina mo ha
00:33.0
Ayosin mo ayosin mo. May butas ha! May butas ha may butas!
00:34.6
May butas sa harap!
00:37.6
Nakita mo kung may butas
00:39.7
Si brother. Si brother ayinantay
00:42.2
Bagal mag-drive niya agad
00:43.9
Ina mo better than sorry pre
00:46.9
Gusto mo pahalik pa rin ko!
00:53.4
Ito dijo cheque point kfer
00:58.3
Imet paresin mo na yung ikot
00:59.9
Pura right lang eh
01:01.5
You gotta memorize
01:02.2
Kasi kanina paharap eh
01:04.8
I think kailangan
01:06.7
Nasa four sides tayo
01:07.6
Tapos kung sino yung
01:10.1
Dapat nakahawak palagi
01:11.7
Tatalo yung makaakit tayo
01:13.0
May memorize mo na
01:15.8
Tingin natin sa baba
01:16.4
Ay, gagoy yung baba
01:17.7
Sasaluin tayo niya no
01:21.2
Basta pag nahulog tayo
01:22.8
Ano, dyan na tayo
01:25.1
May someone sa gitna
01:28.4
Talon na ba tayo?
01:31.1
Oh, shit, oh, shit
01:32.0
Oh, shit, oh, shit
01:34.0
Oh, atas, atas, atas
01:34.8
Ah, gets, gets, gets
01:35.5
Ay, pwede tayo tumalon
01:36.2
Pwede tayo tumalon
01:36.7
Pwede tayo tumalon
01:37.2
Talon lang, talon lang
01:37.9
Pwede palang talon, talon lang eh
01:40.3
Pinaka-komplekado
01:42.5
Kasi natin yung shot eh
01:44.8
Tara na, tara na, tara na
01:46.7
Tatsinan mo talaga
01:51.1
Una kasi na agit eh
01:52.7
Chill, chill, chill
01:53.3
Okay, what the fuck it is
01:55.4
It's one of those, bro
01:57.1
It's one of those, bro
01:58.9
Ako parang walang kwento
02:00.4
We can park her dyan sa, ano
02:01.6
Yung ganyan eh, no
02:03.4
So, kayo na, putay na
02:04.9
Papaano na lang, oh
02:05.6
Dadalan na lang, oh
02:07.8
Talon lang, talon lang ng talon
02:11.7
Chill, chill, chill, chill
02:13.7
Tol, walang collision
02:15.6
Walang collision, pre
02:16.7
Oh, my fucking God, Jan
02:20.4
Wala ang collision
02:20.9
Di ba na tayo sabay-sabay
02:22.8
Ba't sumopra ka kasi
02:36.3
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
02:40.4
Wait lang, wait lang
02:41.6
Wala tayong, wala tayong
02:42.4
Mahulugan dito, gago
02:45.2
Angkit mo na kayo
02:45.7
Angkit mo na kayo
02:46.2
Angkit mo na kayo
02:46.8
Before tayong mag, ano
02:48.9
Tagal nila, tagal nila
02:50.3
Ilanin mo, ilanin mo, ilanin mo, ilanin mo
02:53.1
Hindi ako makakat si Krista sa likod ko
03:01.6
Lilipat tayo ng bato
03:11.5
Guys, salamat sa paglalakot
03:12.5
Thank you, please, babol
03:13.8
See you next episode
03:18.5
Apat tayo dito, apat
03:21.0
Oh, shit, oh, shit
03:24.4
Putang, balik, balik, balik
03:25.7
Gago, balik, balik
03:26.9
Wala, nawala, nawala
03:30.9
Kaya pala may boss music
03:31.9
Oh, my fucking God
03:33.4
Pagka-pindot, takbo agad
03:34.3
Wait, wait, doon dulo lang
03:35.2
Si Krista, pipindot
03:39.1
Tara lang, tapos sa takbo lang
03:40.2
Huwag na kayong ma-delay
03:41.6
Huwag kayong makiyat
03:43.0
Takay na, takay na
03:43.9
Gago, mag-park pa lang kayo
03:45.9
Atras kayo, atras, atras, atras
03:49.9
Takay na, nahihilo nyo
03:51.7
Nahihilan nyo ako, pre
03:52.8
Takay na, nahihilan nyo
03:56.0
Let's go, let's go
03:58.7
Chill, chill, chill
03:59.6
Chill, chill, chill
04:01.3
Hihilan nyo ako pa
04:02.4
Mababas ko na una
04:03.9
One, two, three, go
04:11.2
Ito dati, checkpoint eh
04:12.5
Hindi pa rin, hindi pa rin
04:13.7
Hindi pa, elevator lang
04:17.2
Oh, my God, Chris
04:20.2
Yung pakalat kasi
04:23.1
I can't believe we're now here, bro
04:25.6
I don't know, 400 meters na
04:29.7
Baka dead na yan, ha?
04:31.6
This is the baptized, bro
04:33.0
Pakay na, hinilan nyo kami lahat
04:35.3
Ang gago, pwede bubo
04:36.1
Wait lang, huwag nyo mga may line
04:38.7
Takot ka ba sa tubig?
04:40.2
Puta ka naman, puta ka dito
04:41.7
Sige, pag na-trap tayo
04:43.5
Paano naman kung tayo matrap?
04:44.8
At least di tayo pang baba
04:49.7
Ang gago, yun na, yun na, yun na
04:52.1
May item, yun na, sa likod
04:53.7
It's a wings, it's a wings
04:54.6
Bakit nilipad tayo?
04:55.9
Bakit nilipad tayo?
04:56.7
Nevermind, it's just
05:00.7
Collect 10 items to unlock
05:03.3
Angel, ano to? Angel wings, nabasa diba?
05:05.8
Kaya pag na-fall daw
05:07.2
Pag na-complete natin yung sampo
05:09.2
The fuck is the stairs?
05:12.1
Bro, there is no sign
05:13.5
Of like, uh, uh, checkpoints
05:20.5
Ito, talo na natin, ito, ito
05:23.3
Hindi ko alam kung saan tayo papupunta
05:26.3
Sa mga talo papunta
05:26.7
Tatalon lang tayo dito
05:34.2
This could actually work
05:37.9
Mayroong pwede magano
05:39.1
Tatalon ako, tatalon ako
05:40.6
Wait, anong tatalon?
05:43.7
Nice shit, nice shit, nice shit
05:45.1
Oh, diba? Good shit, good shit
05:46.4
Good shit, puta ka na
05:47.5
Parang na-skip natin ah
05:50.5
It's not gonna work
05:52.7
There's no shit, bro
05:57.2
Huwag kayo mag-ano
05:58.2
Huwag kayo gagalaw masyado
05:59.2
Huwag kayo mag-WESD
06:01.5
Huwag kayo mag-WESD
06:02.5
Pag nasa kilit kayo
06:06.6
Huwag tayo gumalaw
06:07.9
Puta nila mo, Chris
06:09.8
Hindi ako gumagalaw
06:11.5
Hindi ako gumagalaw, gago
06:16.2
Milahin, save yourself
06:20.1
Where the fuck are we?
06:21.0
Where the fuck is this?
06:22.9
Where the fuck are we?
06:27.5
Oh, shit, we back here
06:28.7
Oh, shit, we back
06:35.2
We could've done that earlier
06:36.7
Puta na sa beginner mode tayo
06:38.8
Naglalaro tayo ng normal
06:41.1
Abnormal nata tayo eh
06:42.2
Abnormal nata tayo eh
06:43.3
Eh, siyong nagnormal na tayo
06:44.5
We could have done that shit kanina
06:46.7
Everyone just click
06:51.2
Yan na naman, yan na naman
06:52.3
Nanaladzag ako, natulak ako, natulak ako
06:54.0
�awag magalaw,oragmagawamin yung ano
06:56.3
Parang biglang mag nagkaroon ng player collation
07:06.9
Di mo nangyayubahanan ni Chris
07:17.4
May balik balik tayo dun
07:18.9
Pwede tahan tahan lang
07:29.2
Anong problema mo?
07:31.5
Anong problema mo?
07:38.5
Sabay sabay na tayo tumalon
07:56.4
I think this is our limit bro
07:58.2
Magmumunan na dito
08:01.5
It doesn't matter
08:03.8
Madudulas na lahat
08:06.0
Hilahan mo muna sa akin
08:07.2
Hilahan mo si Ken
08:07.9
Hilahan mo si Ken
08:09.7
Huwag ka na maglakad kasi
08:10.7
Ayan huwag ka muna maglakad
08:11.6
Huwag ka maglakad
08:17.9
Tapos nahulog ka rin
08:20.6
Hindi akong makahawak
08:29.5
Pat kasi nagsiship
08:38.8
Pulo yun patuloy na lang natin eh
08:40.6
Paano tayo makakakita
08:44.0
Ito sa kapilang dulo
08:57.3
Putangin na ni Chris
09:02.5
Ito ka na sa akin
09:03.5
Punta akong tarlak
09:06.5
Tumaki ko yung karatubig
09:11.5
Sabay sabay tayong tatalon
09:13.1
Saktuhin nyo lang
09:29.6
Camera angle lang pre
09:38.6
Camera angle lang
09:39.8
Putangin na yung buhay to
09:41.9
Kaya natutok tayo doon
09:43.4
Matanon kasi kayo
09:48.4
Putangin na naman
09:49.7
Putangin na naman buhay to
10:07.2
Madali lang ganito
10:15.7
Ito yung checkpoint
10:16.2
Ito yung checkpoint
10:21.6
Huwag kang inuulat!
10:23.6
Camera angle, tol.
10:25.6
Huwag kang inuulat!
10:27.6
Pulo ko sa camera angle!
10:29.6
Pulo ko sa camera angle!
10:37.6
We're saved, maboy!
10:41.6
Oh my fucking god.
10:47.6
I-witness natin yung puta yung puno.
10:49.6
Sabay-sabay ka na!
10:53.6
Sabay-sabay! Walang mauuna!
10:59.6
Lap-lapan lang tayo!
11:03.6
Huwag kang kadikit yung labi.
11:05.6
Ganyan lang, ganyan lang.
11:13.6
Puntawin na ito na!
11:17.6
Nagagawa mo yun, oh.
11:19.6
Is this the checkpoint?
11:21.6
This is the checkpoint.
11:25.6
Kung gusto nyo pa nang
11:27.6
mag-suffer kami kasama ang isa't isa,
11:35.6
Maraming salamat sa panonood!
11:37.6
See you again! Paalam!
11:49.6
Thank you for watching!
11:51.6
Please subscribe for more videos!
11:53.6
Thank you for watching!
11:55.6
Thank you for watching!
11:57.6
Thank you for watching!
11:59.6
Thank you for watching!
