00:12.1
He's just standing there menacingly, bro.
00:14.2
I'm literally looking at him in the eyes, si Rodrigo.
00:17.0
Skip mo na yan, Neil.
00:18.1
I don't want to heal you, Neil.
00:19.0
Come here, come here.
00:24.8
I'm just healing you, bro.
00:32.5
Dumapit ka, gago.
00:41.5
Gusto niya ba si Horpros?
00:42.6
Nakaasa akin ni Algro.
00:43.7
Horpros pa rin siya ng Horpros.
00:46.6
O Horpros, hindi pa natama.
00:48.6
Tangin na talaga.
00:50.1
This is why you're not an Elden Lord, dog.
00:51.6
You're a fucking piece of shit.
00:55.9
Fire packing giant, bro.
01:03.3
Shizu, sasagayon!
01:05.3
Huwag tatatalon yan.
01:06.1
Mag-balance tos yan.
01:14.3
Putang ina, nag-balance niya.
01:17.0
Nag-balance ka, boss.
01:18.8
Sabi sa'yo, mag-balance tos yan eh.
01:21.8
It's all up to you, guys.
01:22.7
You actually died, oh my God.
01:25.6
Parang si Erwin lang ako eh.
01:28.5
Kain niyo na yan.
01:34.4
Of course you died, bro.
01:36.5
Ang nilto na nanonood lang eh.
01:37.9
You guys died, what the fuck?
01:39.3
Yeah, that will make a difference, bro.
01:41.3
Yeah, literally living in ice, bro.
01:48.7
Bro, kumitiin niyo yung paa niya hanggang matawa sa gagaw.
01:52.0
I can see his balls, bro.
01:55.1
Mag-avalanche niya, Stan!
02:02.0
Putang ina mo, hindi ko na-dodge.
02:06.5
Putang ina, sarap!
02:12.8
Ang pangit ng targeting niya kasi palipat-lipat, no?
02:15.8
Nah, you gotta go to the beat, bro.
02:17.7
Patayin mo yung paa niya.
02:18.9
Kailangan mong wasakin yung armor niya dyan eh.
02:28.1
Putang inang paa yan.
02:31.3
Controller ka ba, nil?
02:32.7
Why you play like that, bro?
02:33.9
Why you play like that, bro?
02:36.1
Sa ano lang pala.
02:37.3
Ang gagawin na matay ko sa apoy.
02:39.3
Why you play like that, gagawin?
02:41.2
It's all new, bro.
02:42.9
Look at nil, bro.
02:43.6
He's hatching that shit.
02:46.7
Putang ina niyan.
02:48.1
Like a fucking bug.
02:54.7
Tapos naka mag-cosplay kay Erwin.
02:58.5
Kailangan natin maging Levi.
03:01.1
Ano dito yung blood?
03:02.9
Gago, nandito yung blood.
03:04.1
The river something, something, choo-choo, bro.
03:07.2
Eh, patay na yan.
03:08.8
Para patayin natin.
03:09.7
Ayun, ayun, ayun.
03:11.8
It's literally right here.
03:13.4
Bubugin nyo, bubugin nyo.
03:16.5
No fucking honor, bro.
03:21.6
River of fucking blood.
03:24.3
Kailangan ko ng arcane, gago.
03:25.8
Wala pang arcane.
03:31.7
It's a bleed build, yan.
03:33.0
Wala pa siyang paki.
03:33.5
Wala pa siyang paki.
03:34.6
May paki siya, idol.
03:35.5
He about to, he about to come, bro.
03:37.1
He about to blow.
03:38.3
Go, may mimic tear.
03:53.1
Pwede sigaret, oh.
03:58.3
Pinatay yung host.
04:01.2
Kapti Levi, nalang.
04:06.4
Ina, ina, ina, ina!
04:07.9
Ina, ina, ina, ina!
04:09.9
I'm my fucking god, dude.
04:12.2
Sa pano niya siya napatay sa world, yo?
04:14.1
Iyan na, kapti Levi!
04:16.8
Iyan, iyan, iyan.
04:17.5
Putang niya ni Vanilla, what the fuck?
04:19.0
Loko na, Vanilla.
04:19.7
You hit first, yun pa!
04:22.3
Putang niya na warak yung gago.
04:26.7
I gotta get one in, bro.
04:31.0
So, second phase na.
04:31.9
Iyan, phase na yun, base.
04:33.0
What did he do with his leg?
04:34.8
Pakainin niya, ha?
04:35.4
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:36.6
That's roasted meat.
04:39.6
Ay, puta, yung third die niya wala.
04:43.7
Si Mike was ours, bro.
04:45.1
Masya rin galing.
04:52.9
Holy shit, I'm gonna die.
05:00.8
May giliting mo lang, Iyan, ha?
05:07.7
Kaya mo yan, Neil.
05:08.5
Wait, hindi ba si Neil nakaka-ano?
05:10.0
Hindi ka makakapasok, Neil?
05:11.2
Dog, namatay kagad yan.
05:12.4
Putang ina patagin mo niya to.
05:16.0
He fucking full metal.
05:17.0
I'll give you never mind.
05:20.0
Pinipitik-pitik yun.
05:21.9
What the hell, Nirol?
05:23.3
Kaya ko, ang konti ng damage dun.
05:27.3
Pinu-full metal alchemist mo.
05:38.3
Pagkasubo sa akin, naulog ako sa talangit.
05:41.4
Ang putang inangin.
05:49.7
You gotta assume in my back, bro.
05:51.4
Putang ina kasing yan.
05:53.3
Pagkasubo sa akin.
05:54.3
Pagkasubo sa akin.
05:57.0
Ay, mukhang hindi nga.
05:58.8
Okay, there you go.
06:02.4
Putang, anong ginawa n'yo?
06:04.5
Nagpalit yung buluhan.
06:06.7
Nag-i-bumalik yung bul.
06:10.7
I was doing so good.
06:15.5
Talagang ripet yung ano.
06:20.3
At least, pati yung ano n'yo, bumalik din.
06:22.3
Putang ina magiging.
06:27.6
All that shit for nothing, bro.
06:31.1
You can't do it without me, okay?
06:33.1
Parang hindi kayo bumawas. Matapak.
06:34.6
Aray ko, putang ina. May...
06:35.6
Putang ina. Gago si John.
06:36.6
Paki-score is dead.
06:38.3
Bumawas. Bumawas na kami.
06:41.3
Bumawas sa akin. Parang iba yung kalabang ko.
06:44.6
Aray, putang ina.
06:47.1
Hindi ko makita kung saan yung...
06:51.0
Hindi ko nga alam. May putang ina may phantom.
06:53.0
Sino yan? Ba't may ilag pa phantom dito?
06:55.0
Ba't na namatay siya?
06:59.0
Mimik niya. Mimik niya.
07:07.0
I think we're not taking it too seriously, you know?
07:09.0
Napatay nyo na ba itong solo n'yo?
07:13.0
Sa apat nga tayo, di nating kaya. Tapos...
07:15.0
Hindi, hindi lang tayo kasi seryoso, okay?
07:17.0
Kasi apat tayo, eh.
07:19.0
Makes sense. Kasi apat tayo.
07:21.0
Hindi ko madads kung ano yung kailangan i-dads.
07:23.0
Kasi hindi ko alam kung sa akin nakatarget.
07:24.0
Hindi ko alam kung sa akin nakatarget.
07:25.0
Buka na. Why am I trying hard this shit?
07:30.0
Let me try, okay?
07:32.0
Para di ka daw makancel, Ken.
07:34.0
Oh, shit. He missed.
07:39.0
Putang ina pa. Matay na kaya ako, no?
07:40.0
Matay ka na kaya, no?
07:41.0
Tama, tama, tama.
07:42.0
Matatalon na ako sa babangin.
07:46.0
Paano mo ginawa yun?
07:47.0
Yung tumalun from, ano?
07:50.0
Ay, I don't know.
07:55.0
Ah, shit. He's gonna butcher you.
08:05.0
There is a chance, bro.
08:06.0
There is a chance.
08:08.0
Say goodnight, now.
08:11.0
There is a chance that you will die.
08:12.0
Da fuck si Ken lumilipad sa aere?
08:14.0
What nagigawin niyan?
08:16.0
I forgot the second phase, bro.
08:19.0
Putang inang ito.
08:23.0
matatayin mo na yan ken
08:24.0
wala na akong heal ah
08:28.0
hindi kailangan natin
08:30.0
may lahat tayo buhay
08:31.0
sa second phase bro
08:32.0
mutok yung bloodlust ko kanina
08:33.0
hindi pa nalala down
08:34.0
you have to survive
08:35.0
until second phase bro
08:45.0
mag grace ka na ken gagawin
08:48.0
pwede pa oo nga no
08:50.0
huwag ka na huwag ka na
09:01.0
don't die ken don't die
09:02.0
don't die ken don't die
09:04.0
you got a second chance in life bro
09:05.0
silibre ka na kayo na pang kain
09:19.0
oh shit may lalapit ba to
09:21.0
oh my fucking god
09:22.0
is wrong with you bro
09:23.0
One more, one more. Atik may isa pang chance.
09:26.7
God, one job. Get putang in ang lahat ng anay.
09:29.6
Alam mo ba may left and right na wasiwai?
09:32.4
Kayo pa! Kayo pa!
09:33.7
Kayo pa! Kayo pa!
09:35.8
What? What's going on?
09:36.8
Pumasok kayo! Pumasok kayo!
09:38.9
Gag, may cutscene sa'kin!
09:45.0
Bakit sa isa tayo dito, gag?
09:50.6
Sa'n ako nakatingin?
09:52.8
Matag agad siya, yun!
09:55.0
Yung hindi nga even do shit!
09:56.5
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
10:00.3
Sino sa sunod? Sino sa sunod?
10:02.4
Atik, it's Gian or Vanilla, bro!
10:04.1
No, literally, we're stuck in a loading screen.
10:07.1
Nag-bug out tayo, gago.
10:11.7
Lahat, lahat ako, pabot.
10:12.9
Ang could be Vanilla, could be ano, bro, why you?
10:16.3
Y'know, winawas, iwas ko na lang yung paa niya gamit si Torrent.
10:21.3
Fuck, may torrent.
10:24.8
Yan, minsan, boy pa rin siya, kahit...
10:27.3
Sabi ba, man, I'm good.
10:28.2
Go, Vanilla, let's go!
10:29.2
Stagger ulit! Stagger ulit!
10:35.0
Nice one, nice one!
10:36.2
Go! Mat-de-down to! Mat-de-down to ni Vanilla!
10:38.7
Mat-de-down yung ulo niya! Mat-de-down yung ulo niya!
10:40.7
Ay, hindi! Hindi siya na-down!
10:42.1
Putang, number one.
10:43.1
Hindi, hindi, mat-de-down yan. Mag-fire, wire, buyer yan.
10:48.5
Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God! Sabi na ba, putang ina?
10:52.8
Sabi niyo, ano? Borrero ballpark.
10:55.5
Ganda nung blade! Grabe!
10:57.5
Oo nga! Umaano nga, Ken!
10:59.2
Nag-stack up tayo.
11:00.1
Oo, nag-stack up tayo!
11:01.5
Kaya, mabilis pumutok.
11:06.5
Putang pumutok yung blade!
11:07.5
Putang ina yun, bro!
11:12.0
Hindi, hindi pa, namatay! Last one na!
11:18.8
Let's fucking go!
11:20.1
Let's fucking go!
11:21.1
Ayan, kayo sila mabagil ka!
11:22.6
Pagil ka! Putang ilaw mo!
11:24.6
Bags, bravo ni Lil!
11:29.2
Bags, naman, sumakay ka!
11:30.7
Sumakay ka kay Tori!
11:51.0
Lilit! Lilit! Lilit!
11:51.1
wat mas impact yan iti?
12:06.3
puta boy ipaklako ka
12:09.8
wat lang ba kayo deli?
12:16.0
inaang hong kumikain
12:20.9
Mabuhasan pa rin yan! Nag-proc yung ano yung blade!
12:24.9
Oh my God, bro! He's f**king fumbled, bro!
12:26.9
Look at that H-filler!
12:28.9
Yung isang sak-sak lang yun!
12:30.9
Isang martas ko na lang yun, gago!
12:36.9
He's the best Elton Riccio ever!
12:42.9
Yung babas niya, gilid-gilid na lang!
12:44.9
Nagkulit siya sa gitna!
12:46.9
Mabagal magagawa!
12:50.9
Ang alam namin, nagkagabo ka na ko na!
12:52.9
Nag-celebrate ako!
12:54.9
Nag-celebrate na siya!
12:56.9
Nag-tayo na lang!
12:58.9
Oh my God! You're killing me, Nil!
13:08.9
Baka magbag ulit!
13:10.9
Wala na! I'm just... There's nothing happening!
13:12.9
I'm just scared, bro!
13:16.9
Let's just do it again, boy!
13:20.9
Wala na! Wala na!
13:22.9
You wanna damage, bro!
13:24.9
Yung ano pala yung damage pala kay Ken pala yun, gago!
13:26.9
Kung nawala na si Ken,
13:28.9
putang ina mo, nangyiluti lang!
13:32.9
I'm doing it! Oh my God!
13:34.9
Guys, yung contribution ko lang naman, please!
13:36.9
Okay, putang ina!
13:38.9
Ina-bleed it mo na rin yun, putang ina mo!
13:42.9
Alaling kwenta i-bleed ka!
13:46.9
Better than standing up waiting for your death, putang ina!
13:50.9
Nagpalit ako sa frost, eh!
13:52.9
Someone send this to fucking...
13:54.9
Someone put this on Reddit, bro!
14:00.9
It's so fucking ano!
14:02.9
Putang ina mo, mag-reset ka na, gago!
14:08.9
Kung makainga kanina, gago, sabi ko, what the fuck is this?
14:10.9
The most Elden Ring thing I've ever seen, bro!
14:12.9
The most Elden Ring thing I've ever seen, bro!
14:14.9
Ratang train na to!
14:16.9
May mga puno, may mga bato!
14:18.9
Me naman yung hinampas!
14:20.9
Bro, banila yun! You have the damage, bro!
14:22.9
Ratang train na to!
14:24.9
May buti na! May gud siya!
14:30.9
He's spinning around!
14:36.9
Gago, patay na, banila, gago! Siya yung damage natin!
14:38.9
Why ko ikot kasi po ko kinang ina?
14:40.9
Bleed yun, eh! Bleed mo yung damage yun, eh!
14:42.9
Pumotok! Pumotok ulit!
14:44.9
Pumotok ulit diba? Pumotok ulit!
14:45.9
Pwede lang yung apoy apoy apoy!
14:50.9
Wait lang wait lang! Reset ako! Wala akong stamina!
14:54.9
Pumotok ulit! Pumotok ulit!
15:01.9
Aray ko! Putang ina! How the fuck did that kill me?
15:04.9
Putang ina! Dinikitan ko lang siya! Oh my god!
15:06.9
Not this shit again!
15:09.9
Magpuprok na yan!
15:10.9
Magpuprok na yan!
15:17.9
Magpuprok na yan boy!
15:26.9
Oh my god! This is so anime bro! What the fuck!
15:29.9
What is wrong with this fucking?
15:30.9
Ito ba yung bola ng apoy gago?
15:33.9
Come on guys! Come on guys!
15:34.9
Kuna ako sa stamina! Putang inang yan!
15:37.9
Oh! Dado nag bug!
15:42.9
You're the chosen one!
15:43.9
Am I the chosen one again?
15:45.9
Nag play ba? Nag play ba?
15:46.9
Nag play! Nag play sa akin!
15:47.9
Kasi nil yung susunod na ito nil! Ikaw na ah!
15:51.9
Nah bro! Just kill him bro!
15:58.9
Putang ina! Kunti lang yan idol!
16:03.9
Meron ba? Meron ba?
16:05.9
Nag reset na yan!
16:06.9
What the fuck! Is that damage? Wala kang sword!
16:09.9
Putang ina mo ka!
16:11.9
What the fuck is that!
16:12.9
Ay panik eh! Mawala lang siyang sword! Gago!
16:17.9
Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit! May apoy!
16:19.9
Good heal! Good heal!
16:22.9
Wala na! Patay na to! Patay na to!
16:24.9
Putang inang yan! It's always that!
16:30.9
This is so anime bro!
16:35.9
Oh my fucking god! Let's go!
16:37.9
Oh my fucking god!
16:42.9
See this win is not so... alam mo yun?
16:45.9
Not so satisfying!
16:46.9
Not so satisfying! Putang! Kung napanalo talaga ni Neil yun!
16:49.9
Nagsisigawin ba rin tayo ngayon?
16:51.9
Nagsisigawin tayo! Would be nice!
16:52.9
You ruined it Neil!
16:54.9
You ruined everything bro!
16:55.9
You ruined everything Neil!
16:56.9
Unlock mo na yung grace chain Ken sa left side!
16:58.9
Akit ka na sa left!
17:02.9
Putang ina mo Ken!
17:08.9
Don't talk to me! Don't talk to me bro!
17:19.9
May ginagulip sa kamila!
